8:15am: i think i'm in a college
In the computer lab at my college, there is a poster board advertisement thing up on a bulletin board that is supposed to say, 'things don't go better with coke", but because of the placement of the words, it reads: "things go with don't better coke". Mind you, I'm in a college setting.
What also cracks me up is the poorly executed 'mural' in the cafeteria. It is meant to say, 'you are the CEO of your life', but once again, the placement of the words makes it read as 'you... are... the... CEO... of... your... life...' I feel like I'm watching CNN.
Oh god, yesterday this hornet bee type thing got onto our indoor porch. So, my mother went and got the bugspray and this is what is sounded like:
Psssssssh... psssssh... 'tenacious little bastard' pssssssh...
I swear, I could sit here all day long and laugh about random shit.
latest Mood: 
amused
latest Music: Lose Yourself - [Eminem]