Tesco Mutherfuckin Vee's Blurty

Spare The Hickory Axe Handle, Spoil The Child, Fuckwads
I firmly believe in smacking an unruly kid. I believe that whipping the everloving piss out of some insolent little shit is a paren't God-given right. Any bystander who chimes in with an argumentative opinion can suck a gerbil out of Richard Gere's dirty mudchute.

There are battles to choose, of course, but if your kid is acting a damn fool...smack that fucker. One of the problems I see with society here is that some people don't convey the message of accountability when their dumb little spawn is going ape shit. At an early age, children simply do not understand the concept of douchebaggery being met with consequence. During the first few years those little hermans will be pushing the limits to both establish their independence AS WELL AS test your disciplinary convictions. If you don't step up to the plate and serve a beat down every now and then, you're running the risk of raising some bohab douchekateer with a penchant for whining, assbaggery, and a complete lack of respect for your wishy-washy ass.

Notice the disrespect dished by this fat little geek:

Does mom get up and put a hurt on that ass? Fuck no. She looks on with spineless shock and a broken vagina. She needs to quit being a fucking bitchface cocksucker and rip that little toad's spleen out through its brown eye. That limp-wristed doughboy slap is the culmination of YEARS spent sparing the hickory axe handle. If she had established her authority early on and put the proper fear of God into that tard, her cheek and pride would be sting-free. Fuck her. It's her fault. When that douchebag grows up to be an obnoxious asshole, and some hardass pipe hittin' nigga hands him a beatdown worthy of a hospital stay, she best not bitch about it. If she does, I'll come and slap her fucking ass again.

Keep this in mind. Corporal punishment (in moderation) works. If you can't hit 'em yourselves, send them to me. I'll kick the shit out of them for you.