Tesco Mutherfuckin Vee's Blurty

We're The Meatmen And You STILL Suck!

I am growing more and more intolerant of vegans/vegetarians. Actually, I'm just becoming anti-new age/hippie/pretentious, idealistic douchebag fuckhole. Despite my being fairly opinionated, i'm still quite tolerant of other people's ideals and ways of approaching their own lives, as well as affecting the lives around them. Where it all hits the fan is when other people's personal beliefs encroach upon MY personal space and tastes. Casting condescending glances and making snide remarks towards me will only be met with an equally offensive response, verbal OR physical.
I'm not opposed to a person choosing a soy-based diet over one rich in protein from animal flesh...even if their's IS based in some weak, ignorant, chickenshit bleeding heart point of view. Not everyone is settled in the idea of the slaughter, the butchering and preparing of animal flesh for human consumption, and that's obviously keen. My problem is with the attitude that I am somehow barbaric and uncouth for enjoying the fruits of the Earth. I'm omnivorous and happy to live my life that way. Please take your tofu and eat it quietly for you do not hear me chiding you for killing those helpless plants, you cocksucking vermin. You faggots keep speaking out against meateaters and I'll kill you, gut you, stuff you with a blend of Garfield and Snoopy meat, then slow roast your douchey ass at 300 degrees.

Sincerely, because I happen to recognize and be an active part in the food chain, I have made a conscious decision to bite the fuck out of a steak without shedding one solitary tear for my bovine brethren. So if I do order something grain fed and bloody, please keep your mouth shut and your bullshit opinions to yourself.