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Friday, September 4th, 2009
| Time | Event |
| 9:00a | Speed Demon So I was driving along the highway this morning when I passed some dumbfuck turtle stuck in the middle of the road yelling "HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!." Like a good bohab I stopped and picked him up, took him home and proceeded to scrub him clean of all the river scum. After the squeaky cleaning I got out some paints and brushes and thoughtfully applied a flame job to its shell. I was reduced to using some shitty non-toxic crafting paint since the paint of choice could've got that little cocksucker sick. Eh, one does what they can with the hand they've been dealt. Werd. Even the local wildlife gave it the "wtf" vote of approval!  Later on, when the paint's dry, I'll release his stylish ass into the city park's water hole. I hope it makes the local paper ;) |
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