Tesco Mutherfuckin Vee's Blurty

Dinner and a Dog
That down there is a fine dish of shrimp scampi over angel hair pasta. The trick to flavor is to use a little bacon grease when you bake the scampi. Pour the butter/bacon/fuck yeah over the pasta and then broil the "dry" shrimp until the edges develop a slight crisp that adds to the overall appeal.

Food preparation aside, I took Spanky in to see the vet for a physical and a round of shots to get him current. I was worried about his condition since Peanut's unexpected death. The doctor listened to my recount of symptoms and decline on the morning she died and felt that it sounded a lot like renal failure. Who knows what caused that. For all I know there could have been a cancerous growth slowly cutting off blood to her kidneys. Anyway, Spanky's tard ass got a clean bill of health. I'll try to keep it that way.