| 2:29p |
Guano Go On A Field Trip?
Right, so no one wants to go with me to see the bats emerge from Frio Cave. I always seem to be alone on these ventures. Perhaps if there were a DJ and a cover charge I could be more successful in attracting another human to join me in these excursions. I just don't get it. I feel like the portly bartender in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, who no one wants to go scuba diving with. I'll go watch those sea turtles fuck for three hours, dude. I'll go with you.
Screw it. It's allll good. I'll find someone to bother while I'm out there. |