| 10:59a |
Facefuckbook
I recently joined Facebook in order to communicate with some long lost friends. Thus far, everything has gone according to plan. I've set up "romantic" dates, falsified information, pre-dug the shallow graves, and placed the lime, shovel and rape kit in the trunk of my car. Everything was up to par...until this morning.
Today I went to try out the Facebook chat feature and connected with this svelte herman who inspires me to jostle the junk pretty much every time we communicate. So there I was, hammer in hand, trying to smooth out the creases while the chat framework kept clusterfucking the grind. I became really, REALLY impatient as the impedance between our back and forth became completely intolerable, forcing me to cock-pound my keyboard in fits of rage. I began to wonder if it was actually my satellite internet service being disrupted due to heavy cloud cover. I eventually settled on the conclusion that it was indeed the shitty Facebook chat service.
Fuck Facefuckbook's shitty chat service. Fuck it right up its filthy salad shooter. |