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Are You Gonna Eat That?
Sometimes, when I really dwell on it, I find milk to be a bit disgusting. Now don't get me wrong here. I am DEFINITELY NOT one of the weak, finicky-as-shit hermans out there who have hang ups when it comes to all kinds of edibles. I'm merely expressing a thought that comes to mind when pondering the consumption of vast amounts of bovine secretions. Believe me when I tell you that the thought of disgust may grace my brainpan one moment, while i'm processing the movements required for beverage consumption in the next.
I watch a lot of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern because I could see myself travelling along with that dude, partaking in the more exotic local fare out there in the world. I was raised in a family that not only hunted game every now and again, but would see to it that ALL edible parts of the animal taken were to be processed for food.Basically, when it comes to my approach towards foodstuffs, if it won't make me physically ill, I'll fucking give it a try. There really have been only a handful of things I wouldn't eat again...sea urchin gonads being one of them.
I get a LOT of flack over this very topic, mostly from women, which is ironic since it's this very mentality that allows me to dine freely upon the giners of those same critical bitches. Believe me, there are a lot of variations when it comes to how presentable the vagina can be. Some women are straight up delicious. Some harbour a sour patch of hatefulness between their thighes. I suppose that it's for this very reason that I go to town on the chicks who will attack a lengua taco with little hesitation. |