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Saturday, November 6th, 2004

    Time Event
    2:00a
    I am utterly amazed
    Is the youth of America taking retarded pills now or WHAT ?!?!? Here is a Blurty I ran upon in a random search (im shamelessly addicted to those) . This is the actual text from this chick's second ever post......enjoy .

    "Wow...I went 2 da party last nite, and I got messed ^!! I was there, n there were a bunch o' people i got 2 kno, n Courtney passed out da drinks, and sed th@ we were playin "button, button, whos got da button?" I must've been 1, cuz i started 2 c all these funny shapes and colors, then I blacked out. I woke ^ in my bed, n i felt sick. I called her when I felt better, n I asked her wha happened. She sed th@ she had laced 5 o' da drinx w/ acid, n I had gotten lucky. She also sed th@ I ended ^ screwin bout 5 o' da guys. I juss figured I had gotn drunk, but w/e. In a few days Imma check n c if Im pregnant."

    Should we NOT be exercising a weeding out program ? I could be the weedwhacker....gladly . This is the kind of shit that gives the rest of the kids out there a bad name . I have done some really , really , REALLY stupid and hurtful shit over the years , but NOTHING can make sense out of this level of idiocy . I truly hope that it's a BS Blurty , you know , someones little joke page.......if not , i'm sharpening my machete .

    Ready for the REAL sad part ? This chick's only 12 .
    8:29p
    11:02p
    Subject....no subject.....subject me to your objectivity . Course subjection in redirection !
    I really dont wanna go to work tonight as my cold is taking things full swing now damnit . Alas , I have no choice . Perhaps i'll level out at some point tonight , perhaps not.....one can only hope for relief .

    I've decided to keep an eye on the group of fucktards whose Blurties I happened upon yesterday . It's a real "fly on the wall" opportunity to witness some scarily immature stupidity . So far I havent been disappointed....although something still nags at me , like it's a bogus blog . I guess it'll be somewhat fun trying to determine the legitimacy .

    On an upbeat note , I broke the fireplace in for the first time this Fall . I piled stacks of "have you seen me" flyers that i'd saved and petitions to improve the local parish into the burn box . Those items torch really well . Tomorrow I think i'll burn all the Gideon bibles i've lifted from the hourly rate motels i've used for "dates" .

    Adieu troutsniffers



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