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    Friday, April 13th, 2012
    10:18 am
    BLURTY!
    So who's fuckin' who around here?
    Friday, December 16th, 2011
    5:07 pm
    Hey...
    Hello.
    Tuesday, October 25th, 2011
    1:21 pm
    Reminisce
    Oh how I miss you, Blurty. We used to have such a good time interacting with hermans, weenbags, and bohabs alike. I miss the Tescofile days...and perhaps even Bill. Well, everything is sure to come to an end, as is the law of time...nothing stays the same.

    Alas, I shall peek in on you (and YOU) from time to time. I just can't shut the door entirely ;)
    Sunday, August 7th, 2011
    10:06 am
    Huh??
    Where am I?
    Saturday, June 18th, 2011
    9:51 am
    Barg?
    Glub. Blub. Pop.
    Thursday, June 9th, 2011
    6:22 pm
    Adios...but not really
    I guess i'm done here. I have been in denial since it's a hard pill to swallow given the years I have invested. I will look in from time to time in order to catch up with those of you still writing. I'm on Facebook consistently, for those who do the same and want to stay filthy by association.

    It's been good.
    It's been great.

    ...now I'm off to toke up and masturbate.
    Tuesday, May 24th, 2011
    8:13 am
    Are We
    What's going on here? Are we square?
    Thursday, April 28th, 2011
    9:39 am
    Boy, I sure am hungry. Gimme!
    Saturday, April 23rd, 2011
    8:51 am
    UPdate
    Still getting shit spam comments on this thing. So sad.

    In other news, I'm making an offer on a house near Austin. It's a two-story beauty with a pool...as I still insist on having a pool ;)

    I haven't been employed in three years now. So far, so good with that plan :)

    I've sold the sports car and pared it down to the truckster. Gas is simply too expensive, and who needs a fucking sports car anyway.

    My dick still gets beaten on the reg.

    Things are looking great.

    How 'bout you?
    Thursday, April 7th, 2011
    8:12 am
    *PEEKS*
    Blurty, you dirty son of a bitch, you're still here, waiting for me! Sorry bout that.
    Thursday, March 24th, 2011
    8:28 am
    Heya...
    Hello.
    Monday, February 28th, 2011
    6:49 pm
    This Be No Bueno
    Wow...three weeks since and update.
    Monday, January 31st, 2011
    11:58 pm
    Stick
    Inglebert Humpadick.
    Saturday, January 29th, 2011
    2:15 pm
    Olaf, Metal!

    ♫ My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!
    Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker!♫

    Saturday, January 22nd, 2011
    10:47 pm
    Oldie But A Goodie!
    Pedro - 2008

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    Wednesday, January 19th, 2011
    8:04 am
    Can I Get A Witness
    I pumped and thrusted until I was about to explode. At the moment of triumph I popped my cork from her hole and jammed it into her mug for the offload. As she worked my hammer off, greedily milking me of my jam, I leaned over and gathered her things, shoving pamphlets and assorted literature into her bag. By the time she had composed herself and took a pull off my beer, I was already standing at my open door with her knapsack held out in her direction. I must admit, she was a tad miffed at such an efficient brush-off. After the door closed behind her, while I was walking across the living room, I heard her yelling her final question from down the sidewalk: "HEY! Didn't you want one of these Watchtower booklets??"

    No, babe. I really didn't.
    Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
    4:13 pm
    Peek
    Well, where to begin.

    Werd. I've done tons. I've stayed out of trouble...as much as possible. I will be going on a cruise in another month and a half. I traded in my car for an even faster car...with a rag top. The weather sucks. I have become addicted to NHL '11. I have spent more time in homes and hotel rooms in other towns and cities than I have in my own home, at least over the last two-and-a-half months. I am looking HARD at moving to another place by this time next year. I'm looking closely in an area between San Antonio and Austin. I am currently hungry. I still stroke my cock as frequently as a fourteen year old boy.

    That's all I can think to say atm as my tummy is growling and I can smell food...
    Saturday, December 25th, 2010
    7:24 pm
    HEY...
    Merry Christmas to those who still read :)
    Sunday, December 5th, 2010
    9:11 am
    Texas In December
    It was 80 degrees and sunny yesterday. I was relaxing at a pavillion when some Canadians strolled by and asked if it was normal for the weather to be so "hot" on December 4th. Typically, it is cooler. But, weatherwise, the charm of living down here is that when any substantial cold front is making its way down, the warm air to our South is drawn in in front of the cold air advance. It's kind of like the way sea water is drawn out from the shore when a big wave is swelling and coming in.

    The benefit is that you could have a sunny December day where the temperature is pleasant and the air is relatively dry. I didn't tell them that next week's weather is gonna suck. I just let 'em enjoy the weekend ;)
    Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
    5:35 pm
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