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the awkward of the week this time around is actually "awkwards of the week," all courtesy of mike - who is, evidently, the most awkward man alive. it should also be noted that they all occured tonight, in a span of roughly 3.75 hours. i only hope i can remember them all.
1) while discussing sufjan stevens and the fact that he's flipping amazing, i noted the fact that i own every album and that "if you want more, you know where to find it." mike pointed out that this could have multiple meanings, although that the one he was thinking of wasn't dirty. please, enlighten me.
2) marylynn was talking about how her boyfriend, lawton, got her excited the other night - mike didn't hear lawton, he apparently heard lon, and started talking about lon young. (context: marylynn was excited because lawton said he was on a bus with buster bluth - in actuality he was on the bus with someone who was like buster bluth)
3) there is a penis on my arm.
4) consequently, there is a penis and a vagina on mike's arm.
5) while discussing the awesomeness of my modified amy klobuchar t-shirt, mike was saying he should make one to show off his hairy tuft, gesturing in the general area of his chest. i interrupted, referencing tufts: "you have lots of hairy tufts, mike."
i think number five wins (bonus points for overuse of the word "tuft"). but come on, it's true. mike! you're a hairy man. uruguay, michael. uruguay.
pretty sure i didn't remember them all.
it was a successful night; good coversations and a fun time was had, and the mission we set out to do was indeed accomplished. everybody learn the facts and vote.
oh, today was good too. homecoming. there was a friggin' street fair. i rode the rides, ate a little bit of the food, and really wanted to pet the kangaroo but it was being antisocial. we ended up losing the game, but not badly (21-23). i didn't witness the loss and i don't really like football, so what do i care? i'm apathetic, remember?
tomorrow: rally, followed by a homework extravaganza.
*addendum: there were all those people in my room tonight and not one of them added to the bathroom wall art? i am insulted.
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