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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
12:38AM - Go to this page...no really, go. You'll like it
Funniest website I've found in a LONG time: http://www.idiotsunite.com
Worst, most disgusting joke I've heard in my life...EVER...no really, this is bad...
So, 2 necropheliacs are talking about dates they had the night before and the first says, "so how was your date buddy?" And the 2nd says "Oh not that great." "Why is that?" asks the 1st necropheliac. "Well," replies his friend' "the rotten cunt split on me."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
so gross!
bleah...
**chills**
Current mood: 
awake
Current music: progenies of the apocolypse
Sunday, November 16, 2003
5:20PM - Shmirnoff+diet coke=hangover
I haven't updated in a few days and it's all because of Smirnoff vanilla vodka. As in, me having too much of it this weekend, and I still feel like $h!t. Damn you vanilla vodka for tasting so good! Oh, and then I had a nightmare about ET. When I was a kid that movie scared the crap out of me. I was terrified of that red probing finger. Ok, so more when I can focus my eyes again...
Current mood: 
lethargic
Current music: just the rythmic pounding in my head
Thursday, November 13, 2003
2:24PM - "It's not true I had nothing on; I had the radio on." _Marilyn Monroe
Very exciting news:
There is an international talk like a pirate day! Oh yes, there is... http://www.talklikeapirate.com
Actually that's not very exciting at all, just a little strange. But since I love things that are strange it IS exciting to me... AHA! See how it comes full circle, back to the excitement?
OK, so on a more serious note:
I was utterly HORRIFIED this morning. In fact, I was apalled, oh and freaked out. I was also freaked out. And here is why:
I was watching MTV everything was going fine since it was Headbangers Ball...good music, good times. And then, Oh! what horror appeared on my screen... A little vidoe by a band called "The Darkness" **shudders and invokes protective pentagram** Complete with f#*ked up teeth, constrictive, camel-toe producing spandex (on the afore-mentioned man sporting the teeth, awful 50's style sci-fi space movie special effects, and perhaps, the most disturbing of all, a kicked in the balls, ear piercing falsetto.
Now, only those of you who have seen this travesty will understand this post. Understand, and agree, I'm sure.
And now, for my favorite quote of the week (this is brilliant):
"Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever!" -Anonymous
Current mood: 
bouncy
Current music: *squirms in embaressment* Greatest hits of Poison
1:31AM - You know you wanna read this...you won't be cool if you dont!
Well today was another boring day, stuck at home while my car's getting fixed, which gave me lots of time to... well... to waste time LOL
So here's the most productive thing I did today: I played Monkey Ball, lots and lots of Monkey Ball. Then because I have "issues" as Shawn puts it, I wrote a haiku on the subject...Please enjoy.
*ahem*
Super Monkey Ball:
Challenging levels
I love super monkey ball
oh joyous mazes!
Ah, a masterpiece of prose, eh? Or not, whatever...
Current mood: 
weird
Current music: The Cure
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
2:07AM - 101 uses for soapy toads
I can't sleep **pout**
ok...here's a haiku...
Masturbation
no one else is here
batteries and lubricant
i am going blind
OMG I crack myself up!!
ok I'm retarded, that's enough
Current mood: amused
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
10:54PM
You are Form 4, Gargoyle: The Fallen.
"And The Gargoyle mended his wings from the
blood of the fallen so he could rise up from
imprisonment. With great speed and
resourcefulness, Gargoyle made the world his
for the taking."
Some examples of the Gargoyle Form are Daedalus
(Greek) and Mary Magdalene (Christian).
The Gargoyle is associated with the concept of
success, the number 4, and the element of wood.
His sign is the new moon.
As a member of Form 4, you are a creative and
resourceful individual. You are always
thinking of possible solutions to problems you
face and you generally choose one that is
right. Much of your success comes from your
ability to look at things a little differently
than everyone else. Gargoyles are the best
friends to have because they don't always take
things for face value.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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10:51PM - I wonder if this will work...
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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2:54PM - ramblings on the squirrel conspiracy. . .
Boring day today...I am stuck at home this whole week until my jetta is out of the shop....YAWN
So last night Shawn was trying to convince me AGAIN that there really is a squirrel conspiracy and soon they'll be taking over the world. I tried to tell him that there's no way something so cute as a squirrel could ever be evil. He then informed me that's just what the squirrels want me to think. So now he thinks they have me too...LOL
I'm glad I have him so that I don't have to be a freak alone :)
Being home this week HAS given me hours of time to become the all time Super Monkey Ball master!! What a great game. How did I waste time before there was Super Monkey Ball??
Ok...that's all for now
Current mood: 
geeky
Current music: Type O Negative....Bloody Kisses
naughty