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WOW!! It feels wonderful to be home!! I missed my baby soo much.
Scotty: They sound stoned.
: No Scotty, they're just southerners.
We visited a K-Mart that was closing and to our luck, we came across two extremely flirtacious gurls. They asked my name, I told them i did not have one. I told them I was nameless. They thought Paul was insane. He told them he went to Broughton High School. As it turns out, Broughton is also a mental institute some where western NC. WHAT A COINCEDENCE!! We rode around the srote on bicycles and shopping carts. It was a very interesting experience. But then, our fun was ruined when we had to go. However, I did not leave until after seeing that the blonde was wearing a turquoise thong and low-rise jeans.
From what I'm hearing, Julie is coming down on.......Friday. Fortunately, I will not be here!! I will be at me father's house!! THANK GOD!! No shopping at the mall with her and PJ and Brittany and Jordan. HOORAH! It was a terrible experience last time........with a few exceptions, like the thong shopping and the short short shopping at A&F. Other than that, it sucked. I missed the Gator Bowl to go with them.
Oh, and the reminds me, on our trip to the Mountains, paul bought a whip. He kept whipping me all weekend trying to wrap it around my legs. And then, on the drive home, David was feeling Pukey for oh the.............12th time during thr trip, so we stopped at some random side street place called like Mike's Bait & Tackle or some shit like that. So, paul and i got the whip out the play.....and suddenly HONK HONK. A goose!! Thus, we went and stalked, and paul brought the whip with him. The guy in the store yelled at us to leave the geese alone. he was like "Hey!! Leave that Damn goose alone!!" When David was done puking and we were back in the car, Mum told us that it turned out that some teenagers that killed a goat or a goose or some other random animal, and had gotten arrested.
"Some people are just plain stupid. It's best to just leave them alone."
---Zachary Cochran
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