Nightmare On Ware Road
I think I hate my boss more than I ever have. I had my three month review at work today and that woman just pisses me off. She doesn't even have to try. Looking at her makes my skin goose-pimple up and I get ill by the sound of her voice. :
So according to this witch, I have to hem my scrub pants. I should wear some makeup. Hello, this is a veterinary office, I really don't think the pets give a shit if I'm wearing makeup or not and as for hemming my pants...I'm not tripping on them. The day I hem my flippin' pants for HER is the day I grow a dick and she sucks it. I'm not kidding.
She also told me I stand around with my hands in my pockets and that I need to find something to do. This is not true at all. I come home on a daily basis worn out from trying to look like I was doing something all day, because she has no business and everything that CAN be done IS done. I don't put my hands in my pockets! I don't stand around! I work - I have witnesses that I do!
She said that I'm always late to work and this is just NOT the case. The deal is that her time clock needs a damn tune up, that's what. I set my watch every Friday to that thing and then I go out to my car and set my car clock to my watch. Come Monday morning, I pull into the driveway at 8:39, walk into the building, punch in, look at my time card and it says 8:44. IT DOESN'T TAKE ME FIVE MINUTES TO WALK FROM MY CAR TO THE TIME CLOCK! It takes like...thirty seconds. I don't know what the hell it is - a time warp or something is going on. No point in arguing with this witch, she's the boss, right?
She told me that she has "grounds" to fire me and asked me what I think she should do about this situation. I told I couldn't help her with that, because she is (afterall) the boss. Then she said I was getting an attitude with her and acting like I didn't care! I told her dumb ass in the most sincere, polite tone that she was misunderstanding me (which she was). I wasn't getting anything but bullshitted on! I told her she wasn't reading me right, and to please stop thinking that she was, because she doesn't know anything about me.
And I'm not allowed to have/get a second job or else I'm fired. NOT ALLOWED. This woman is a trip! I told her that I had a second job, just to get her goat and boy...that worked. She gave me an ultimatum. I have to tell her "what my plans are" at the end of this week.
I'd like to tell her to fly to the moon and never return - but then I wouldn't need to think about what my plans are, because I wouldn't be employed by her anymore. That doesn't sound so bad...
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