||FIVE Oh FUCKING FOUR PLAN!!
Whoa. Tonight was crazy. 5o4plan show. Wow. That shit was off da hook. 'Fo sheezy. Alright. Listen up, cats. I am typin' here with a broken rib type deal.
5o4plan rocks the house.
Woke up. Sat. Got ready. Drove. Sang. Talked. Rocked.
Amanda and I got out of the car. I was going crazy. I was gonna see my Plan Boys. Eff yes, right? We go in, I go to pay, and I didn't even see Mikey. He said Hi and I was like thinking "Oh... Do me, babay!" So, I walked over behind there, and Mikey stretched out him arms, and I hugged him. Meggy and Lauren got there the same time as us. So yeah, we were all hanging out. Blah. The Local Scene played first. Then Threefold, and then The Snake. The Cross. The crown, Divide by Zero, and then my boys. 5o4plan. It was all pretty dull. They were good, though. So yes, The Snakeys were good. We all went outside and to get out and in, we had to kiss this guy on the cheek. He was sorta cute. But anyways. Amanda didn’t kiss him and I was like “Oh, she is a lesbian!” But yes.. Divide by Zero was amazing as always. I got pushed and I almost hit my face on Tj's guitar. I was like waah! So then yeah, we all moved to the front for the plan boys. Mikey was setting up and I asked him some questions. He was like rawr. God fucking shit fuck mother man! I love Mikey. Everytime I see him, or think about him, or look at his picture, I get all goofy inside. I could have a crush on him. He is so yummy. I just want him. Haha. Just pullin’ your pee pee. No, but I do kinda want him. But nope. Never. Good thing. So blah. 5o4plan played. Mikey said it was real cool to dance and everything. But just don’t kick him or the mic. So I was like hmm… Roger that, hott stuff! So, they started playing. People were going insane. People kept pushing me. And I was like fighting people off because people were almost hitting Mikey. And I didn’t want my little boy getting hurt. Lol. Just kidding about my little boy. But I didn’t wanna see him get hurt. So I kept like fighting people off, and pushing people back. And like fighting them to get the fuck away from Mikey. So yes. Some guy came up to be Mikey’s body guard type deal. He was real cool at first. But then he just turned into a jag. Okay, when I talk about this guy, his alias name is Dick. So, I was like holding on to Dick because I was flying everywhere. This show was fucking insane. Anyways, he kept like elbowing me and shit. And I was like alright… It’s not on purpose… But then he was doing it on purpose. I was like no way, man! I yelled at him, and he was like… ugh..
Me: Settle the fuck down… You keep fucking elbowing me you fuckin’ fag!
Dick: Aw… Boo hoo… Poor baby…
Me: Oh yeah! You’re real fuckin’ cool! YOU’RE FUCKIN’ ACTIN’ ALL BIG AND BAD AND SHIT! YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO PUSH PEOPLE THE FUCK OFF MIKEY, BUT NO ONE IS EVEN THERE AND YOU KEEP FUCKIN’ PUSHIN’ MIKEY’S FUCKIN’ MIC INTO HIS FUCKIN’ FACE!!
Dick: Oh yeah… *acts like he is jackin his pee pee* I love when you talk dirty to me…
Me: Oh… How cool… Stop touchin’ me…
I look down and the video taper for 5o4plan got that whole thing on tape for their dvd. I don't know if it is going to be on there... I hope so. So, I turn around and he says “Twice as hard next time” I was like Oh Please. So blah. Alright. So. He ran into me again, and I punched him in the face. And he just looked at me and I laughed. He was like “Oh yeah? Do it again! Do it again! Come on!” And he patted his face. I raised my eyebrows and pulled my arm back and fucking went crazy. I punched him in the face about 5 times. He backed up, but I kept punching. I would have kept going but Amanda pulled me off the fucker. I was getting so mad. I had to plug in Mikey’s guitar back in one time, and I thought he was going to fucking step on my neck because when I bent down, he looked right at me and his foot moved. I seriously thought I was taking my last breaths. Oh yeah, and he elbowed me in the lungs, and then did it in the same spot except on my back. I blacked out, and stopped breathing. I started coughing really bad. I couldn’t breathe. I kinda forgot where I was for a second. Then I heard Mikey, and Jon’s cute little “Whoa’s” I jumped him and started screaming again. I remember Lauren, Megan, Julie and Amanda holding me up. It was scary. So yes. Tonight was fucking insane, dude. Nick broke his drum sticks, and I got the head of one and the body of another… that, or they are madd long sticks. Oh yes, back to DICK. He kept pushing Mikey’s mic into Mikey’s lips. Mikey’s poor little, sweet, cute lips. Getting all fucked up from that fucker. I knew his lips were hurtin’. No one would even touch Dick and he would just go flying like a bat into Mikey’s mic. I was like oh you fucker! Mikey moved back. I felt so bad. Amanda and I were both thinkin’ like, ouch. Mikey like couldn’t play. He had to keep his hand on his mic half the time. I would hold onto it when I was steady. But that wasn’t often. Amanda was getting her hair ripped out maddstyle. Tommy is cute. I want him. Nick is hott. I want him. Mikey is fucking sexay as a mother fucker. I really fucking want him. And Jon has such a boyish cuteness about him.. It makes you want to sex him up. There was this girl crowd surfing. I didn’t want to touch her. She looked dirty. She smelled like tuna. I know it. Oh yeah, there was these guys tryin’ to break dance. It was funny. Anyways, Dick pissed me off. I have a broken rib. It hurts a lot right now. I can't sit up straight. Lots of pressure. Ouch. Amanda... I want Amanda to nurse it. MMM... Hmm… I am talking to Jon. The bassist right now. He is cute. I want to talk to Mikey man. But yes. Oh yes. There was this girl there and she kept looking at Amanda, Lauren, Meggy and I. She was really pretty. I think she wanted us. No. I know she wanted us. Nick’s girlfriend Stephanie is fuckin’ hot. If I was older, and didn’t have Amanda in my life, I would totally go for Stephanie. Even if she is straight. Or had Nick. Nick is too cute, man. I want him. Blah. Anyways, hmm… the plan played good. I loved it. I really did. I loved seeing Jon enjoying himself. He was singing and I was like “Yeah…. Jon!” And Lauren, Meggy and I started clapping. MMM. Oh yes, Sam from Midwest Blue was there. He was looking sexy like always. Hmm.. Jon high fived me. I liked that. I finally know who Julie is. She was the fucking annoying girl at the Metro show. Sorry, Mikey. But she made me mad. She is fucking annoying. But she is a cutie. Kinda. But yes, Nick and Jon’s girlfriends are hott. I would do them both. Hmm… I know I am missing stuff… Oh yes, my lady friend Beth was suppose to be there. Her and I talk online. She is a real cutie. I wanted to see her lots. Dance party. Humping. MMM. No show. *Bummed* Oh yeah, Amanda and I were wetting a lot. Like… a lot. It was like a freakin shower head downtown for us. I saw Mikey, and I get wet. I was like “Oh Fuck!”. Amanda danced a lot more this show. I liked it. She is great. Meggy and I danced. Lauren and I danced. Some guy I don’t even know danced with me. I was like Oh yeah. I know I am forgetting stuff. Oh yes! There is this kind of large guy who takes pictures, and he is real cool. We saw him at the Metro, and we called him the ladies man! And we saw him tonight and called him that and he remembered us! I was like Oh yay!
If you’re between 18 and 25… I love you.
If you’re not between 18 and 25, I don’t love you.
Jon is an exception.
So is my friends.
I love Mikey.
I love Nick.
I love Tommy.
I love Jon.
That's not in order after Mikey.
Oh yes, I got my arm split open on a wall. MMM.
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You’re so beautiful it hurts to look at you…
| .. xoxo .. |