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Once upon a time, there was a fairy princess names Yawnya...and this fairy princess was very unhappy with life because she was under a terrible spell that made her pee everytime she heard the word "watermelon"...the reason she was under this spell was because when her sister, Meryweather, was younger she accidentally put that spell on her sister when she was really trying to congure a piece of watermelon for Yawnya and herself to eat...being the unexpierienced fairy that she was, she made Yawnya pee everytime she heard the world "watermelon"...The next day, when Yawnya's parents found a reversal spell for Meryweather to do to fix her sister, Meryweather was kidnapped, and no one had seen her in years. And since spells can only be reversed by the person who did the spell, Yawnya was screwed...So poor Yawny (they called her for short) had this terrible curse bestoyed on her for 10 years now...it was her 16th birthday and the whole kingdom was having a party for the young princess...as the Yawny was opening her presents she opened a box to reviel a watermelon shaped music box that played the tune of "hey mr. watermelon go kerplop"...
"what is it?" a random voice from the crowed asked. Yawny stood up with a terrified look upon her face.
"it's a-" some one began to say.
"No!" her mother, the queen fairy yelled out, but it was too late. A vicious, jelouse school make of Yawny's finished the sentence.
"It's a WATERMELON!" she yelled out. And before anyone knew it the whole front of Yawny's dress was soaked...and everyone in the kingdom laughed at the young princess. Yawny ran to her room in tears and her mother quickly followed her.
"Yawnya?" her mother slowly opened the door hearing her daughters sobbs...
"What?" Yawny answered back crying pulling a new dress from her closet to change to.
"My darling...are you okay?" her mother helped her daughter unzip her dress...
"Would you be okay with such a rechid spell bestoyed upon you!? You are the queen of all fairys and father is king, why is it that neither of you can undo this horrid curse!?"
"Because, it is not a curse, it is a spell, and we cannot undo it because it was done by a princess...you are just as powerful as your father or I."
"But mother, Meryweather was only 6 when she did the spell! And i was only 3..."
"I know, none the less, only meryweather can undo it..." Just then Yawny got a very evil plan...
"Are you going to come back to your party?"
"Yes, yes i am..." Gave and evil smile, and in her new dress returned to the party...before she began to open more of her gifts, she stood atop her chair to speak to all her guests..."I just wanted to take this opertunity to thank you all for coming to my party, and for all your wonderful gifts...and for you all being so wonderful, i want to give you all a gift of your own..." she raised her magic wand into the air "I see that you all find my situation with my spell quite amusing, well, for that i think you have lost site of what is truely funny, and what can really hurt a person, for this i give you all the gift of sorrow! Until my sister Meryweather is returned and my curse is gone, no one in this kingdom will be able to smile or laugh again!" and with the wave of her wand the spell was cast...Yawny of course excluding herself from this spell smiled at the now miserable subjects of the kingdom...Yawny laughed and skipped away from the party and all the guest now left...
Later, after talking to the king, the queen came back to Yawny's room.
"Yawnya, what were you thinking, to do something so cruel?"
"They do not understand what it is to feel true sorrow mother, of having such a spell bestoyed on them...They need to feel sorrow...they needed to learn to not laugh at those less fortunate then they..." Her mother, also unable to smile or laugh, said not another word to her daughter and left her room. Yawny then got into bed and smiled as she dreamed of the evil thing she had just done...
That night she was suddenly awoken by a voice...
"Yawny" the voice whispered. "Yawnya! Wake up!" The princess sat up in her bed to see a startling, yet exciting site.
"Meryweather! Is that you!?" She jumped up and went to hug her sister, but her arms when right through her..."Meryweather! You're...."
"Yes Yawny, I'm dead..."
"But then how ever will you undo your spell??"
"Now is not the time to talk about my spell, but what about yours?"
"What? My birthday gift to the kingdom?" she smiled at her deed.
"I heard your conversation with mother...how you call yourself less fortunate than the rest of the kingdom when you are a rich princess and they are but poor fairy pesents..."
"They have not had to live the past 10 years with hundreds laughing at the over something they cannot control!"
"And how would you know Yawny? You have never even spent more than an hour outside these castle walls..." Suddenly smoke filled the room and when it was gone they were down in the middle of town, barely able to see the castle far off into the distance..."Come look Yawny..." She lead her younger sister to a window where a woman rocked a screaming baby..."Since her sick baby can feel nothing but sorry, she does nothing but cry, just like every other baby in the kingdom, and that has caused her mother to be up with her all night..."
"Please my baby...there is nothing to cry about..." The woman continued to rock the baby...
"This baby never laughed at you, nor has she ever looked down upon you because of your spell, yet you have put a spell on her for no reason at all, does that make you any better than those who did laugh at you?"
"Well, her mother probably laughed at me...so it serves her right to be sleepless as well!" They walked to the next window where Yawny's evil school mate sits at the bed of an old person.
"And look here, you're enemy from school has a dying grandmother, but cannot comfort her at her time of need because neither of them can smile nor laugh...and this grandmother is another one who has never laughed at you, nor ever looked down upon you because of your spell..."
"Well, her grandaughter has put me through enough, so that's what they deserve for her grandaughters evil soul..." they move on to the next window...they see an older woman that Yawny recognizes sitting at her kitchen table crying with her old husband next to her with his arm around her...
"Mrs. Weeble...She also has such a beautiful garden and always sends me flowers for no reason at all...she is the sweetest woman in the world...why is she crying?"
"When you put that spell on everyone that included animals...now her cow is too sad to give milk...her hens are too sad to lay eggs...now her and her husband have no food and nothing to make money from...and these are 2 more people that you have hurt that have never laughed at you, nor ever looked down upon you because of your spell..."
"I guess i didn't really think this spell through...Oh Meryweather, you're right...I have hurt so many people that have never thought anything bad towards me..." So Yawny pulls out her magic wand and begins to wave it around to fix everything...
"it is not so easy to fix...since there was so much hate in your heart when you congered this spell, it is going to take more than just a wave of the wand to fix it all...you have to make everyone at once feel true joy in their heart to make them smile or laugh again..."
"but how can i do that?"
"that you have to figure out on your own..." and in a blink of an eye Yawny was back in her bed with Meryweather no where in site...
"How am i ever to get everyone in town to be happy at the same time?" She thought about it all night...
The very next morning she had a plan...she sent invitations to everyone in town that said that the King and Queen were having a ball and everyone in the kingdom was invited...since she put on there that the King and Queen were having it, that meant everyone had to come...weather they could smile or not! just before the guests arived, she decorated the whole call with watermelons...it was a huge watermelon theme ball...she even made herself a dress that looked like a huge watermelon...
Once all the guests arived she called them all into the main hallway with her atop the stairs and all eyes on her...she held a watermelon over her head and yelled out "I dub myself the WATERMELON Princess!" and she smashed the watermelon over her head while peeing all at the same time...there a complete silence once this happend...but suddenly a young boy began to slightly giggle...and the Princess began to smile as well, and before she knew it the whole kingdom was laughing again, and it brought a great joy to her own heart to hear such a great noise...
After the ball Yawnya retired back to her room to go to sleep, no longer caring about her spell as she usually would every other night...that night she dreamed of nothing but watermelons and the happy towns-people and the great fun they had at the watermelon ball...the next morning when she awoke, her sheets were not wet though...and from behind her she heard a familar voice.
"Yawny" Meryweather said...
"Meryweather!" Yawny was over joyed to see her sister again.
"That was very noble what you did for the kingdom, and for that i have taken off your spell..."
"But i thought you're dead and you couldn't do that???"
"Yawny...i'm a Fairy..of course i'm not dead...i moved away with my boyfriend that mother and father hated...he's a mortal...he's a biker...super sexy...and has the best Harley I've ever seen...i pop back into check on you every so often just to see how you're doing..."
"But, if you've been alive all this time, why did you never take off the spell before?"
"Just to be a bitch..." Meryweather smiled. "Well, i'm off back to the mortal world...remember to be a nice princess or else i'll have to put another spell on you!" and once again her sister was gone...and from then on Yawnya lived happily ever after as the sweetest Fairy Princess and later Fairy Queen that has ever been known...
THE END
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