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im done, no one cares so this will be my last entry
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[12 Sep 2003|07:03am] |
JONNY CASH.....with love and respect.
1932 - 2003
r.i.p.
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| a section from the book 'Sellevision' |
[11 Sep 2003|09:38pm] |
The family sat down and joined hands. Peggy Jean closed her eyes and lead the family in a small prayer. "Dear Lord, we are so greatful for this food and our good health. We know we are blessed and take pitty on the less fortunate than ourselves. Amen."
"I got a machine gun!" the middle child cried out when he opened his 'Happy Meal'.
The Youngest boy tore into his meal. "Mines an Axe!"
Ricky, the oldest, rolled his eyes and frowned, tossing his toy into the middle of the table. He felt he was too old to be at McDonald's with his parents, eating a 'Happy Meal'
After the family finished eating and were preparing to leave, the youngest boy noticed a dirty looking man in ragged clothes, standing in front of the restaurant. "Look, Mom, It's a bag man."
Peggy Jean bent down so that she was eye level. "We dont call them 'bag men' anymore, sweetheart. They are called 'The Homeless.' Peggy Jean opend her purse and pulled out a quarter from her change pocket. "We need to help them when ever we can."
As the family lef the restaurant, the man held out his hand and said, "Help me get something to eat?"
Peggy Jean smiled and placed the quarter in the mans hand, saying "Your Welcome"
The family began walking toward the car, but the man cried out after, "One lousy fucking quarter, you bitch?"
Peggy Jean quickened her pase. All the boys turned around to look at the man, who was waving the quarter in the air and shouting.
"Cunt!" He screamed. "Whore!" He threw the quarter at her. "DON'T look back at him," she scolded her boys.
Inside the car, the youngest boy asked his mother, "Whats a cunt? Whats a whore?"
Peggy Jean unfastened the seatbelt she had just put on and turned around to face her boys. She points her finger at the youngest. "Those word are the devil. You must never, ever say those word again, or even think them. God will be very angry with you if you do." Then calmer, she said, "Another thing, the next time we encounter one of The Homeless, we do not look at him, we will just mind our own business and pretend he doesn't exist. Is that clear!?"
The boys nodded
"Good. From now on, we cant see them."
Then turned around, fastened her seatbelt once again, ad stared straight out ahead of the windshield. As the moved out of the parking lot and onto the street, Peggy Jean tried to put the image of the man out of her mind by thinking of a field of poppies. She allows her mind to zoon in on one drop of dew that graced one of the gental petals.
As he steered the car, John, her husband, wondered if Nikki, their neighbor daughter..only 17, trimmed and shaped her pubic hair. He decided that she did, and left just a small patch at the top. Probably a little triangle.
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[09 Sep 2003|10:05pm] |
free graffitiart: stevie wonder is the shit man
i guess you die: nah
free graffitiart: what the hell
free graffitiart: you must be kidding
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[04 Sep 2003|06:20pm] |
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thenasavan: we all our dnd nerds at heart
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[04 Sep 2003|04:47pm] |
chinkface mcgee: i wonder what would happen if the world was run by robotic hamsters
free graffitiart: very confusing
chinkface mcgee: id probably make a robotic badger army to kill the robotic hamsters
chinkface mcgee: then id sick godzilla on all their asses
free graffitiart: or we could make an icon army
free graffitiart: and godzilla
chinkface mcgee: army
chinkface mcgee: of the icons
free graffitiart: yes
chinkface mcgee: dun dun dun!!!!!!!
free graffitiart: whaaa
chinkface mcgee: exclamation point
chinkface mcgee: !
chinkface mcgee: there!
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[04 Sep 2003|04:23pm] |
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free graffitiart: my guy is fatter that your guy
free graffitiart: ill bet they have play dates
chinkface mcgee: perhaps
free graffitiart: in time they will.
free graffitiart: god your always forceing them to grow up
free graffitiart: let them be kids damnit
chinkface mcgee: stop pressuring me
free graffitiart: i want a divorce
chinkface mcgee: on what charges?
free graffitiart: you being a fat head
chinkface mcgee: yea? well your feet smell
free graffitiart: thats an enchanting musk
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| so then my nose said...."i hate you, so no breathing today" |
[02 Sep 2003|06:45pm] |
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The Greatest Band In My Pitiful Existance |
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i was on the SCAT today on the way home from band practice and i see the PORTO-POTTY..repectfully..and i notice its a "double wide. It gets me thinking, "wow america is amazingly overweight." Its terrible..we cater to the obese americans, always seem to claim, "oh we are on the atkins, zone, or sugar busters" yet they still weight like 300 pounds....ok these morons are waiting for these magical "diets" to make you a size 4. Get Real. seriously if you want to lose weight just eat right and less...not rocket science. gah whatever.
i have a horrible head cold...i seriously think im dying :-/
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[31 Aug 2003|10:33pm] |
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i have the basic idea of the rest of my days planned out...it starts like this
do the whole art/graffiti thing til the end of high school
join the USMC
after the service go to art school
become a film maker or tattoo artist
any thoughts...post it!
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[27 Aug 2003|07:42pm] |
crazy kids and their stuff.....
hans, kevin and i are going to start a tv show abotu weird stuff and a cartoon called deady and greeny
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| damn thats creepy |
[25 Aug 2003|02:57pm] |
Your Name: Brian Douglas Muhlenkamp
Your Date of Birth: 4/7/1988
Your Question or Information:
Past Gebo - Gifts, partnerships on all realms, sex magick, brilliance, integration of energies. | Present Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation. | Future Ansuz - Communications, wisdom and clarity, to attract others to your cause, increase magickal energy. |
Cast the runes here:
Rune Caster
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| random people...random conversation |
[22 Aug 2003|04:33pm] |
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X stOnewash X: dance sucka
Tum Yeto Is Good: hey
Tum Yeto Is Good: ok
Tum Yeto Is Good: *gets on pole*
X stOnewash X: ok promise me something
SkimItUpBarbie: whart?
SkimItUpBarbie: *what
X stOnewash X: promise me you will never stop shaving your legs
SkimItUpBarbie: hahahaha
SkimItUpBarbie: okay.. I PROMISE!
okay everyone: make friends. :D
X stOnewash X: im not one to just walk up to some one (a girl for that matter) i dont know and just start talking
X stOnewash X: its a blessing
X stOnewash X: and by blessing i mean curse
okay everyone: rofl
X stOnewash X: im an truly something to behold
X stOnewash X: am*
okay everyone: lol. <333
X stOnewash X: i thought of another possible idea for my solo projects name
X stOnewash X: Qe2
okay everyone: and how would one pronounce that?
X stOnewash X: say each letter
X stOnewash X: q e 2
X stOnewash X: its not a word
okay everyone: word.
X stOnewash X: no not a work
X stOnewash X: rofl
X stOnewash X: my wit is going to get me killed
X stOnewash X: holy shit i did this really sweet tag on my bio notebook
X stOnewash X: ill try to take a pic of it next week
okay everyone: lol right after i sent that, i got up to go mess with my hair some more so that it wouldn't be ugly, and i was like, "i'm going to come back and see 'X stOnewash X: no, katrina, NOT a word.'"
okay everyone: :P
okay everyone: WE ARE TEH TWINS
hah i <33 teh katrina
and my mouse is still being a sketchy-like
my life is juxaposition
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| haha...is kevin in the closet |
[14 Aug 2003|10:16pm] |
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chinkface mcgee: when you take a shower, do you accidentally finger yourself in the butthole while wiping your ass?
X stOnewash X: uhh no
chinkface mcgee: oh
chinkface mcgee: well i dont either
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[13 Aug 2003|05:48pm] |
Name: Brian
---> Birthdate: 4-7-88
---> Birthplace: The Windy City
---> Current Location: Sarasota. Florida.
---> Eye Color: brown
---> Hair Color: dirty brown
---> Righty or Lefty: Both..depends on the activty
---> Zodiac Sign: Aries..the ram..oh the irony of me going to RHS
---> Innie or Outtie: Innie
Series two - Describe -
---> The shoes you wore today: my black arrow cons..i <3 those kicks
---> Your weakness: Self-deprication
---> Your fears: the ever coming darkness...haha direct qoute from granpa simpson
---> Your perfect pizza: DANATOS!
---> One thing you'd like to achieve: own an art gallery
Series Three - What Is -
---> Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: Rofl
---> Your first thoughts upon waking up: where am i
--> The first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: lips
---> Your best physical features: my semi-abs...and my geek-o-rific tan
---> Your bedtime: whenever
---> Your greatest accomplishment: having my own company
---> Your best memory: To many
Series Four - You Prefer -
-- Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Micky Ds...Quarter Pounder
-- Single or group dates: single.
-- Adidas or nike: CCM
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-- Boxers or briefs: boxers
Series Five - Do You -
---> Smoke: sXe
---> Cuss: try not to
---> Sing well: totally
---> Take a shower everyday: yes yes
---> Want to go to college: art school
---> Like high school: sure..parts of it...not the people
---> Want to get married: yes
---> Type with your fingers on the right keys: always
--> Get along with your parents: dad: all the time, Mom: most of the time
---> Like thunderstorms/rain: listen to blind melon
---> Play an instrument: i play 5
Series Six - In The Past Month, Did/Have You -
---> Drank alcohol: sXe
---> Smoke(d): sXe
---> Done a drug: sXe
---> Made Out: i wish
---> Go on a date: No
---> Go to the mall?: Yes!
---> Been on stage: yes
---> Been dumped: no
---> Gone skating: everyday
---> Made homemade cookies: brownies
---> Been in love: nope
---> Gone skinny dipping: in the shower
---> Dyed your hair: Nope
---> Stolen anything: no
Series Seven - The Future -
---> Age you hope to be married: 25
---> Numbers and Names of Children: to early to tell
---> Describe your Dream Wedding: to early to tell
--->What age do you want to die: ASAP
---> What do you want to be when you grow up: tattoo artist
---> What country would you most like to visit: germany
---> Current Clothes: juxtopoz shirt, black shorts and mis matching socks
---> Current Mood: tired
---> Current Taste: bitter
---> Current Hair: gross
---> Current Annoyance: the heat
---> Current Smell: nothing
---> Current thing you ought to be doing: work
---> Current Desktop Picture: "Cubes"...by me
---> Current Book(s): choke -chuck p.
---> Current DVD In Player: requiem for a dream
---> Current Worry: what im gonna eat tonight
---> Current Crush: no comment
Series Eight - Opposite SeX -
-- Best eye color?: it doesn't really matter
-- Best hair color?: brown
-- Short or long hair?: either/or
-- Best height: a bit shorter than me
-- Best first date location: anything
-- Best first kiss location: dosent matter--something cliche
Series Nine - Number Of -
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: none
-- Number of CDs that I own: 213
-- Number of piercing: zero
-- What are they: no where
-- Number of tattoos: none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: like 3 or something
-- Number of scars on my body: more then i care to count
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: no regrets
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[06 Aug 2003|12:17am] |
so today i found that i passed english...rock!
i get my new cell fone soo..so when i get my new # ill keep you posted, hopfully i wont drop this one in the ocean...ill prob drop it..im a moron :-)
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| its been awhile |
[31 Jul 2003|10:26pm] |
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so yea i havent updated in like a week and a half but whatever
band camp = super fun times and super lame times all in one
my el cousin os are coming tomorrow which should be awsome
i get paid tomorrow
i get NEW cell phone tomorrow
and im sick
pretty eventful huh
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i dont understand the male fasination with large boobs..i think they are gross
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[16 Jul 2003|04:21am] |
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Aesop Rock - Fascination |
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Meg: Chris, your hoging all the fans
Chris: Well your hoging all the ugly
Family Guy.
good show
so today i find out that summer school ends in like a week and a half and im not even half way done...if anyone feels like helping me out by doing like 5 little test that are easy as hell let me know and ill give you the information
also i need to get some information about kilites....mostly dates at which i need to show up and when band camp starts...or if anyone has the latest kiltie keynote please let me know...that will be greatly apprecated
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thoughtful
pessimistic
