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Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Subject:Im cynical(geez I hate it when people post these things but this one really hit it)
Time:3:50 am.
Mood: calm.
Music:The Killers-smile like you mean it.

Your wise quote is: "Fashion is a
form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to
alter it every six months" by Oscar
Wilde.You are a very sarcastic person with a
sharp tongue. You may not be the one always
talking, but your mind is nevertheless
critizing. You tend to have a cynical view on
life itself and be somewhat withdrawn with who
you really are. Society now is in your eyes
corrupted and you wonder how the world will
survive. And people are in your mind very
ignorant and blind to the reality.

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Thursday, August 28th, 2003

Subject:I miss everybody
Time:11:22 am.
Mood: depressed.
Music:Queen:Flash Gordon Soundtrack.
Im really bored here in computer class I miss all you guys my friends and Joe damn i miss you and Sarah and Tara Sean shannon i forgot to put the commas oh well no time I just read my really ty story im doing so good in school.I actually have frirends Wowzers strange and surprising.I actually go out now and im allways playing DDR at time out.I am miserable I want to die sometimes but i must keep going so that i can see joe and everybody else thissumer or this christmas man im so glad my mom isnt around right or else i would be .I survive on waffles and junk food man im going to die soon.Im slowly still turning into a shadow soon it will happen yay but for the mean time i stitch myself up until i am completely a shadow.Good day to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday, June 30th, 2003

Subject:Is the arguing really over???
Time:9:44 am.
The stupid little argument with Amber is supposilly over???Then why do people still i.m. jose and tell me they hate him?Its so stupid i didn'nt do anything to them or anyone.Oh well like I really care its stupid anyways so if people wish to continue and hate and despise for no good reason then be it lets make the world a worse place yay.Is that really what you want???

My birthday is in a few days and my parents know nothing about it pretty pathetic dont you think lol.I really dont care my parents really screw up birthdays for all of us wait no not,Nini they think shes the best thing that ever happened oh well.My moms tell me the fourth of July is coming up and then I ask her anything else and she has no clue.Every time Ants birthday comes up they really screw it up and all the fighting starts my mom is such a bitch most of the time.

I got grounded the other night for getting home at 9:something and not calling but im still doing anything i want im grounded but on what he didnt tell me he just said i wa grounded and i still watch tv go hang out with friends and use the phone if im home.But im rarely home so i dont really use the phone.

Yeah i realy havent have fun in a while other than 2 days ago at Sarahs house with the water ballons and her addiction of wetting people with the hose and turning the water pressure to high lol.Yeah it was actually fun.I finally got out of the house other than to go to church cooool.Wow i havent updated in a while.ok thats all.

"I have not failed.I've just found 10,000 ways that wont work"
-Thomas Alva Edison(1847-1913)
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Sunday, June 1st, 2003

Subject:No more quizes
Time:3:14 pm.
Mood: disappointed.
Music:QUEEN:Another one bites the dust.
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Tuesday, April 1st, 2003

Subject:Lydia is a loser. I hate Lydia. You should too.
Time:8:46 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
Music:nothing.. darn.
Lydia is always getting on my nerves. She tries to be like me all the time thinking that I'm going to like her, and I'm not. Lydia is a very ugly chick, but that really isn't it.. it's just the way she is. Always trying to copy me and ask me out so she'll feel like she's something. I wish I wouldn't ask total strangers for dollars, that's what started this whole mess. That's how Lydia became infatuated with me.
Today in class I kept putting and taking off my glasses and she kept on doing the same. She's also really into saying she's Puerto Rican so maybe I'll start liking her, I don't care that she's hispanic.. It wouldn't matter where the hell she is from, I just don't like her.. Even if she was from outer space I still wouldn't like her. And aliens are cool... Well, if she is an alien.. then I change my mind about aliens being cool. Yay.. not really.

Hey, kids. If you IM BroIIi (broili) I'll give you a dollar. Because he's a dumbass, and he likes Tom & Jerry and his sn is weird in the ugly stupid kind of way. He's afraid to talk to me! Argh... Leave me a comment if you talk to him.

Sarah, "indeed" and every made up form of it are mine! It was my first word.

I'm moving.. like I've said a lot of times here. My dad said that we might go to California. I don't wanna. I wanna stay here. Crap. Sucks.

Every other day is April Fool's Day for my little sister. Today we're doing nothing to her, but tomorrow she should watch out. I hate April Fool's Day somewhat.. People play really stupid tricks. Like with fake poop and fake things of gum.. and stuff like that. Like when I have done all that stuff before all those people. I'm way too advanced for you all. It's stupid to play a trick on April Fool's Day since.. it's April Fool's Day. Most people will be expecting it. Think about.
Too many people tried to trick me today.. It of course didn't work. Me and Ant are the masters of pranks. WE RULE YOU ALL... not really. I lie. But we're pretty damn good, especially when it comes to tricking Nina.

I'm not going to Lydia's party... I HATE YOU LYDIA, I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR PARTY. You're too obsessed. What is wrong with you? It's not like I'm that fucking great.
She's hoping I'll go to her party... she told me so. I hope she really doesn't think I'm going, how can someone be either so stupid to think that or just in denial?
I actually didn't think she was that bad up until she was obsessed. I actually used to talk to her in a nice way.


Yeah, that's it. I've hated Lydia enough. Wasting my time..
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Tuesday, March 25th, 2003

Subject:STICKY SITUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time:6:31 pm.
Mood: awake.
Music:whole bunch of QUEEN songs.
Damn soda.

It all started when I thought that maybe I could make a hole in the soda can. So I took my spikes and put them on my knuckles, then I punched the can and it made a hole. Devil dammit, it sprayed on my face, it got all over my face and hair and i got all sticky. Now my somewhat long hair is all hard and impossible to untangle.

Tip in life when you buy reeses candy make sure it has real peanuts very important you ask the guy, I mean you've got to have the peanuts!!

okay my unfaithful readers, I have no more to tell so stop reading. So long, I have been posessed by the Devil so I must go
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Monday, March 17th, 2003

Subject:hairy fries, hairy soups..
Time:5:20 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
Music:queen stuff you wouldn't know.
School lunch is disgusting. There's hairs on the food. Now the story begins...

It was just an ordinary day. I went to buy my nasty lunch, which I would not eat anyway.. They had soup that day, so I go and pay my two dollars. I sat down, and BAM! I opened the soup and there was a hair floating around. Then my friend John sat down with his fries, and started eating them nicely, "damn these are good, they're hot." So when he picks up a fry he finds out that under that there was a hair. And so I never ate school lunch AGAIN... I think.

My sister keeps smacking me in the nose. STOP IT, YOU FUCKER. (hey, man, you know you love me. :) ) Yeah, yeah... whatever.

I told my bitch of a mom that she never buys me anything, and so she said "Yeah, yeah, yeah... I bought you something." So I go "really?" and she gives me this baseball keychain. So I'm all like "Yay.. maybe she's changing." But when I look at the bat it says on it: "Hit a homerun with God." So I told her "You bitch! You didn't buy this!!! YOU GOT IT FROM CHURCH." Fuck you.

I'm getting smarter. I am less of a dumbass now. Everytime I go to the bathroom... I CLOSE THE DOOR. Hoorah. And get ready for this!... I'm getting a good grade in science, and doing better than Maggie in our math tests. Yaaaayyyyy.

I was watching this really cool movie with Ant the other day. Ghost World or something. And it gave me an inspiring idea. I want to go somewhere new without telling anyone, nobody would know where I am. It'd be just like I disappeared. And I don't think Seymour was ever up to his neck in pussy. Just from Enid and that blonde woman. Enid was awesome, and the movie was funny in a non-funny sorta way. I liked the guy they called "Weird Al" His hair did look like Weird Al's. Rebecca wanted to make love to him. Hah. There was this really cool six pack guy. He used those ninja thingies (I can't recall what they're called) He was awesome. He did some funny shit, like almost choking Seymour even though I think he's a cool nerd. He was like a nerd... But I dunno.. When Enid talked to him he seemed like a cool guy.

I modified one of the picture's in our living room. That fucker Juan told on us to my grandma that we were always in the middle of the road. WHEN WE WEREN'T. and I had to stay inside for the rest of the vacation. So I grabbed the picture and covered the part with Juan so now you can't see him! Yay! I've done a good to the world. But you can still see that.. ewww.. Jose. NOT ME. Another Jose. I am Q. As in.. um.. The Q in Quique. A nickname from my past, when my mom made me be all nerdy. I was even nerdier than Seymour and I did not wear cardigans. I WORE SUSPENDERS, DAMNIT. How embarrassing is that?.. Not really. Though it did remind me of Steve Urkel. Cool..

Toni made the discovery that Assata looks like Gary Coleman (Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes.) Another amazing discovery by Ant. Neato. Hahah.. Don't start laughing you silly goose. You wouldn't get it, it's another inside joke. What the hell is up with inside jokes? Oh well.

Palooka is not upset at Tara anymore. It's been a while since she spelled his name wrong. Well everybody makes that mistake, oh well.

I have a cool voice and you don't know how to make it. Too bad for you. Hahahah.... cough... ugh.. my throat hurts. Too much laughing.

Do you want to know my sn? I'm never on, but too bad. It is: A Guy Named Q As I recall.. or is it.. Uhh.. nevermind, I think that's right. IM me. Ooooookaaaaayyyyyyy? I don't care who the hell you are... Well, unless you're Amber or something.
AND PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THE LOCATION OF THIS JOURNAL TO AMBER. Not even as a joke, PLEASE. I'm serious. Or I will get my attack dog to chew your brains out. And even if he might seem small... He is THE vicious dog from Hell. So beware. Because I'm not playing around. He might even dispose of your balls or any other body part like he's done to much bigger dogs and probably could do it to people.

Fries, fries, hairy fries.. I'll make up the lyrics and music and I'll have a hit song.

Now it's time to say good-bye........Damn, damn, damn.... Fuck you. Go away.

Ewww, the whore is wearing Toni's clothes again. Ugh... Without even asking. And she doesn't look good in them and they're a bit too small. Disgusting.

Okay, this is the end...


go away.


stop reading.


what did I just say?


I'm serious now!!!!!!



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Tuesday, March 11th, 2003

Subject:What to write, what to write..
Time:4:03 pm.
Mood: artistic.
Music:the whore singing.
Tara found my journal... Yay?.. That makes two people. Weird. I still don't have faithful readers though. And I want to take pictures! Damnit, I need a camera. I never asked my dad though, I forgot.

I feel funny. I don't know why, I feel funny it's funny. It's funny... yeah.

Speaking of funny, I found out a funny thing. Amber called me today and told me that Pat gets on her nerves. Hah. Well then, it seems like they're a good match since Amber gets on everyone's nerves. It's mean though, since he likes her and all. But it's nasty. GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?! Knock some sense into his stupid little head. He wants to make out with her at the movies on friday... She told me that when he puts on his "sexy voice" he sounds really gay. Hahahhahahahahah... not. Laughing= bad. *cough cough*
Speaking of Amber, I'm going to her party on saturday.. maybe. And make her chicken drink vodka and then kidnap it. That is if Blondie goes. It's gonna be very easy to kidnap a drunk chicken. I have no clue how I'll get vodka. I'M A GOOD KID. I don't steal drinks from my parents or drink. Yaaaayyyy. I might be going to heaven after all. No, probably not. Darn.

Toni sounds like a pig! She makes weird sounds.

I finally got over my night terrors. Not so long ago I had a nightmare and after that I couldn't really sleep. I finally can sleep, someone come tuck me in!

Bad Toni! You know why. "It smeeeeells like hiiiiiim." Hah. Bad, bad girl. Bad stuff. Yeah, that's it.

I still have the scar. Hmmm.. I bet it'll stay there forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and EVER. Um.. oooookaayy.. that sounded really gay.

The whore (my mom) is singing really badly. She thinks she's good but she sucks. Probably gonna tell me to get off the computer soon. Bitch. I'LL NEVER GIVE IN. NEVER!

I have a secret dance only me and Palooka know it. Oh, and Ant saw it too. Darn. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET. boohoo.. At least I know nobody else will see it. Ant threatened to tell other people about it but then when I said "how would you show it to them?" Ant thought the better of it. Funny.

yeah, well I don't have time to write anymore. So long you unfaithful readers. Until we meet again. Which will probably be... later. Maybe.
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Monday, March 10th, 2003

Subject:the stupid dance. yeah, yeah, yeah.
Time:5:17 pm.
Mood: angry.
Music:happy happy joy joy.
The dance fucking sucked. The music sucked, the two djs sucked, the people sucked, and I made three people cry. NOT ON PURPOSE... well, one of them I did mean to. That was Frizzle fo' shizzle. I made this girl Lydia cry when I didn't dance with her, she cried for the longest time! Then I made this girl cry who I didn't know I made cry until today.. such a dumbass. The sickest thing happened there too, that kid Pat danced with Amber (Frizzle) and then asked her out. And the sad thing is: He seriously likes her! Ugh... I feel sick thinking about it. Tsk, tsk.. I was also hated at the dance by many girls I didn't even know. And everyone wanted to die, including ME.. and some other people. I lost a lot of memory after the dance when I rolled down a steep hill full of snow. My head kept crunching right through the hard snow. Owwww... My neck still hurts today even though the dance was on friday.

So, Sarah, you found my journal... I don't care. I wasn't hiding it from you, I just didn't feel like telling you because I am too lazy. Holla back, Sarah! :B 'cause I don't give a shit. You found it, you found it. Feel proud.

Damn childhood memories... Tone just pointed out that I still have that scar that Elena gave me when I was.. five or something. I can just remember the day. Me helping Jorge to get his cheap toy that he got at the carnival back from his sister (Elena.) I was so fast I caught her, took the (cheap) toy, and gave it back to Jorge. Then she rammed me face forward into a brick wall which cut my upper lip and eventually became a little scar. It was bleeding like hell that day... Ouchies!

Videogames ruined my grades. I am less smart now... Weehaw. Damnit, everytime time I start beating videogames my grades go way down. Sigh. Damn awesome Final Fantasy 7 and other FF games. YOU RUINED ME, DAMNIT! RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're like drugs... addicting. Or like pringles.. Once you pop, you can't stop. Hah.. yeah, that was corny. I played nonstop and suffered along with the characters and was in my own little FF world. Happens to the best of us. It makes us all dumber. Hey, don't you lose braincells from being in front of a tv for way too long or being on the computer a lot? Well, anyway. Why I'm saying that I turned stupid is because my dad got my progress report and it wasn't good.. He didn't show it to my mom because he knew she'd go crazy, actually, more like more crazy. And she'd kill me. Today she congratulated me on my good grades because my dad told her I did good .. I think or was it that I did good on my project? I dunno. But me and Ant were laughing, so was Palooka. And she baked me something for my good job. Hahah. I'm dumb. I'm actually dumb, bitch!

Jillybean is grounded. She can't go anywhere or talk on the phone for two weeks 'cause she got community service for some stupid shit. She didn't even deserve it. I haven't seen her though, I thought she lived here. Come to find out; she doesn't. She lives somewhere down the street. Wow.. quite a discovery for someone of my standards. And looking at some genealogy shit I found out we're not even related. I have one less sister now.... It's like my part of me died! How painful.. Not really. But still, now I only have one cool sister. Terrifying.

Well, it's almost official we're moving to Puerto Rico. Such a ghetto place we'll probably move to.. That'll be the end of me. Me and Toni will never fit in. Don't think I'll ever go out with anyone there. No friends, no nothing. Ahhhh.. Have to leave all my good friends. I'LL MISS YOU ALL. But whatever it isn't till July. I'll still miss you!!! Boohoo.

That stupid Tim kid was jealous of me. And didn't think it was right of what I did with some girl he likes. Oh well, little kid. Fuck off. It wasn't even anything serious. I don't even go out with her, but then again, NEITHER DO YOU. Dumbasss... it was nothing serious. Enough of that.

I'm eating my hair, sorta. It's long, sort of. Is everything sort of? Even that was sort of.
I like my long hair.... it's long. It took a while to grow this long because my mom kept on cutting it. Probably cut it while I was sleeping because I wouldn't get a haircut. She could've poked my eye out... I don't think she would've minded. But then I would have to kill the whore and bury her in the backyard.

Hahah. Toni had to sit through a four hour movie. Fun for her. She says her ass hurts and it was a stupid movie about some war shit... Well, at least she got out of school. I heard our worst enemy was at that movie too, Alibaba Pecan.. or something like that. Little whore, I wanna kill her. So do Tone and Jillybean. She's an ugly whore, well no, she's not a whore since no one would want to have sex with her since she's just so god damn ugly and annoying. She'd always try to pick fights with me when she was ten thousand times older and bigger than me and then Toni would kick her ass. Yay, my hero! .. at least at the time. Once Tone scratched her face really badly and she had a scar for a bit, I don't think it's there anymore. It was almost a scar. Damnit. I wish it would've stayed there forever so she could remember never to mess with us again.

Sarah, you're going to hell. You know why.

So anyway, goodbye all you faithful readers. Even though I really do know there's no such thing as that for my journal. Boohoo.. I KNOW YOU DON'T LOVE ME. Oh well. I DON'T LOVE YOU EITHER.
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Tuesday, February 25th, 2003

Subject:nasty, nasty teachers! (it supposed to go with the "hungry, hungry hippos" music)
Time:8:51 pm.
Mood: crappy.
Music:korn stuff...
There's this teacher at school that leaves porn sites minimized at the school computers. So I was looking through some shit on a computer and clicked on something on the taskbar and a porn thing popped up. Devil damnit. PERVERT. Are teachers really supposed to do that? Aren't they supposed to be our role models. Ugh.. He's just showing us what we already know. He takes everything you say in a perverted way and gets you in trouble for it.

My brain isn't working... again. Well, actually, more like yet. Everytime I go to the bathroom I forget to close the door when I go piss and everyone who walks by happens to see me and says "Ewww." Maybe I should threaten Mr. Brain again. PALOOKA WILL BEAT YOU UP, YOU BASTARD OF A BRAIN. Nevermind... I am your father!!!!! Aaaaah! Big surprise, right? Doesn't it remind you of Star Wars when you finally see Darth Vader and see what a disappointment he really is? He is messed up looking!!! Aaahhh.. Owww, my eyes. Oh, and also Luke finds out that the ugly is his father. Poor him. No wonder he started screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" or did he? Hmmm... Can't remember.

There's this ugly chick at school who's liked me for the longest time.. Nevermind only like two years. LIKE THAT ISN'T ENOUGH. She's trying to become like me so maybe I'll pay attention to her. She asked me what kind of music I liked and she says she loves it (she doesn't.) And she tries to bribe me with candy. I wish I never told her that I mostly only go out with girls that I have stuff in common with, unless they have inflatable boobs. Nah, just kidding! But I did go out with the Frizzle and she's mad ugly. We were trying to play a joke on her by breaking up with her in a funny way. But that bitch ruined it! Damnit, makes me want to die. I actually went out with that thing and my plan didn't work. Everything I do always comes out wrong. To top it off, my mom's a bitch. Can't wait to move out... But that won't happen for quite some time. Must... run... AWAY. Damnit, never works. Where would I go? I have no money. Damnit, Palooka. Loan me some! I'll ask Nini!... Maybe... Probably not.. She's probably as broke as me. I'll ask Blondie, wait... even better.. I'll live at Blondie's! In his closet! Then I'll come out of the closet eventually... Harharhar. Not in that way!!! I'm straight. Really. Sometimes I hate myself, I wish I was bi. It's an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.

I still haven't seen Jillybean. According to Toni, she's still alive. I still think she ran off to a whore house though even though supposively she was at school today. Yeah.. right. She dates guys that are up to no good.. Bad Jillybean, bad!

I was playing Grandia II and the crazy people almost got me to believe in Valmar. AAAAHHHHH... They're so convincing with they're crazy ways! My goal for the vacation was ruined, I wasn't able to beat the game. I'm at the last boss... and it's hard. Man.. It makes me sad... Boohoo. I was actually talking about my life.

"Get off my thingie! No, not you!"

Much love to all the little children of the world (more like a thing Michael Jackson would say)-- Fuck all the little children.. Not in that sense. Pervert.

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Wednesday, February 19th, 2003

Subject:hi person who left a comment in my journal.
Time:9:05 pm.
Mood: confused.
Music:nirvana- rape me.
Yeah, what the subject line says. It isn't a subject? Oh well, who cares..

This vacation sucks. My goal is to beat this really old game which I've never been able to meet just 'cause I didn't really play it that much. It's weird, everyone in the game is crazy. Like me... no, they're more crazy. Wait... no,I'm more crazy. Actually, it depends on what you think is crazy. These people want the devil to rule the world and kill everyone I just... well, I don't know how I'm crazy. I just am. People tell me so. Especially Palooka, but then again, I'm not the imaginary friend. SO THERE, PALOOKA. Pretty sad how I'm arguing about who's crazier... a videogame or myself.

Damnit, no pictures yet! It's not like I've seen anyone anyways. But I do see this; I drew a picture. And my back hurts.
I hurt my back when I was shoveling the snow trying to make some decent money which turned out to be ONLY 10 BUCKS. 10 fucking bucks... and my back hurts. Owww.. I poke at it, it's a good kind of pain. C'mon, you know what that feels like. Everyone does. Good pains feel good. But it's kind of annoying. I wanted more that ten bucks. I worked my ass for 2 hours. To?a told Cheap Ass to give me 20 bucks but I had to be nice and say no. I'm really nice. Actually, no... More like rarely nice. Damnit, I hate being nice. Which is why I'm going to stop being nice from this moment on.

Nina is an ass licker. You know how? She practically makes out with the dog who spends half the day licking her anus. So she's a second hand ass licker. Did you think it was possible? She's like the Frizzle who actually REALLY makes out with the dog. No, I'm not kidding. She did it at the bus stop.

I wonder if you sniff a whole bunch of dollars if you could get high... Not that I get high. Just wondering since I saw on tv that there's cocaine on money. I could try to test it on Moe that dumbass cousin of mine. He'd do anything. I'll tell him that I'll let him have a dollar if he sniffs a whole bunch of them. Hahah.

I'm still thinking about that videogame. it was weird.. Damn devil worshippers. They're like Jeeves. Maybe Jeeves tried to corrupt them too. But then again, it's just a videogame. Maybe Jeeves corrupted the creators of it. Maybe... Remember: Stay away from Jeeves. It caused me a whole lot of suffering.

Yesterday... or the day before... or the day before that... or maybe even the day before that. (DAMNIT, I have such a bad memory) I was listening to the radio with Nini and Tone and Nini told me to call this dude Stick on the radio. He seemed like such a... crackhead. Since that's what he called everyone. He fucking puts things in his mouth and tells people to call in and guess. Tone was about to call and say he had a dick in his mouth but some girl said that before her and he told the girl "No, honey. We're not guessing what's in your mouth." and called her a crackhead. I was about to call him and ask him if he admired Pewee Herman because his show is called Stick's Playhouse like Pewee's Playhouse and ask him if he watched kiddie porn just like Pewee. Sick bastards... Little kids... Old people.... Ewww... Just not right. Why is he called Stick anyway? Is it because he is trying to make up for his lack of "stick" by calling himself Stick? I think I should ask him. Maybe you should try too. All these questions, just not answered. So people, if you listen to crappy music and listen to Stick, please ask him my question and tell me his answer. I'd sure like to know. I'd ask him myself, but me + rap, pop, stuff of that sort= headache for me. More like... death. Don't worry, you won't go to hell for helping me out. Just one time.

Must buy a camera. Is 10 dollars enough for one of those that you throw away after you're done? Or is it after you develop it that you throw away?... aaaahhhhh... uh.. yeah, that's it. Maybe I should ask the cheap old man to give me 10 more dollars for doing a shit load of work that would've costed more if he got someone else to do it. Like Eric... Argh, I wanna flick his ear when it's really cold to see if it will flap around or break because of the cold weather. Try to do an experiment and try to do it on a whole bunch of other people. I'll put a really big sign in front of my house, just like a lemonade stand but a flick ear stand. But I'll pay you 50 cents for flicking one ear, a dollar for two! For people with really big ears, a dollar for each ear! *cough* Eric *cough*...-- I wonder if people would actually do that... Another question unanswered. Got a whole bunch of these..

Dude, where's Jillybean? I thought she lived here.. Maybe she ran off and joined a whore house, fell in love with a poor guy and then died.. and then the guy was a poor starving dude... Hmmmm... doesn't that sound like some movie? Or maybe she's just somewhere else in the house and I just haven't seen her at all today, or all this vacation... hey, I haven't seen her since... I don't remember. And this house isn't too big.. Oh well. JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHERE ARE YOU? Jilly jilly doo where are you, we've got some work to do now.. God, I hate Scooby Doo. ARGH! I'm saying "god" again. Let's change it: "Devil, I hate Scooby Doo."... yeah, let's not use the Lord's name in vain... Whatever that means.

Oh my devil... (see, I got it!) I missed That 70's Show again today... DAMNIT. Two weeks in a row. Damn brain, start working! This is like the millionth time I've asked. Have mercy!!!!!! Or I'll stick a crayon up my nose and lodge it into you... Wait.. wouldn't that hurt and make me dumber? Nevermind..

Poke, poke... that feels good.. I'm a dumbass.

Once again, get outta here, crackheads (like that gaylord Stick would say).

Remember: Rap sucks.
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Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

Subject:Random stuff
Time:8:48 pm.
Mood: crazy.
Music:nirvana- sliver.
This kid named Kevin is obsessed with farts. Really annoying. He's kind of my friend but..but he's another reason life is miserable. Hmmmm.. My best friend is Palooka. Can you guess who he is? He's my imaginary friend, durrh. I talk to him during gym when I have nothing to do. I'll write about Palooka sometime later... He's here now. I don't think he'll like being written about.

I'm gonna start taking pictures. Pictures of.. things. What kinds of things you are wondering.. Hmmm, well I really don't know.. Possibly.. Tara, Joe, Sarah, John and Maria and some people. And Jilly and us acting retarded. I wonder how I act retarded. I wonder if I even do. What the hell is wrong with my mind. Mental block or something like that.. God damnit! Start working already!!!! How's my dad ever going to be proud of me?

I'm moving in July... What a suckie life. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... Nini or whatever will be happy. She has no friends except some big ass, ugly chick. She's moving to... to ghetto Bridgeport. So when I'm 18, I'm moving back. Weehaw. I can't wait till then. And where I'm moving, there'll be no hot chicks. Unless they come from some other place. And if I never meet up with my friends again, I'll find them in hell or heaven... maybe. Maybe if I do one good deed I'll get in. I gotta check the guest list first though.

the devil's poem:
If we meet and I say, "Hi,"
That's a salutation.
If you ask me how I feel,
That's consideration.
If we stop and talk awhile,
That's a conversation.
If we understand each other,
That's communication.
If we argue, scream and fight,
That's an altercation.
If later we apologize,
That's reconciliation.
If we help each other home,
That's cooperation.
And all these ations added up
Make civilization.

(And if I say this is a wonderful poem,
is that exaggeration?)

If you don't believe that's the devil's poem, then go to my cousin's house and borrow his cd which sings the poem by the devil and let's see what you'll think. And if you don't think the poem is bad enough as it is without the scary banjo music and the scary old man voice, then something must really be wrong with you. You're more fucked up than me!!!!!! Argh. Didn't think it was possible.

I know a guy with boobs.
He has nice boots.
He has rolls.
He eats rolls.
Not ashamed.
What a shame.
His friend is Dick.
Needle Dick.
Actually, more like Shriveled Dick.
What a prick.

Just put music to that. It's better than that Devil dude Shel. Cut me some slack, I just came up with that in probably less than a minute.

I saw this guy's journal... made me weepy. So ladies, if you want a sensitive guy, you won't find anyone more sensitive than me. ..... GOD! I am such a bad liar!!! Did you actually believe me?

Now it's time to say good-byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Ahh, fuck you. Get outta here.

PEACE, YO. (uhh... no)

I'm tired, going to sleep... Wonder if I'll wake up. Hope I will. Can't tell you why. That's all, folks. God... I hate saying that. Why the hell am I saying "God"?
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