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blah.. [18 Apr 2004|11:06am]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | Led Zeppelin- Stairway To Heaven ]

i feel like shit. if anyone cares

lalalalalalala [25 Feb 2004|08:32pm]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | Lost prophets- Last train home ]

nine more days!!

he he, look at my cool new mood icon thinghies
they are crazy ass mooses!

woot woot [21 Feb 2004|06:37pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Smile Empty Soul- This Is War ]

Cheese.

That is all.

Go away... now.


14 days.

SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!! [07 Feb 2004|12:48am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

I am proud of myself, i dont like Pumpkin anymore. I like SHOES! Shoes is cool. He is one cool guy. okay i will shut up now

POOPEY! [07 Feb 2004|12:34am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | Blink 182- Easy Target ]

yayy!! my mommy said i could have a birthday party!! (hey, dont laugh at me, i havent have one since secound grade) we are going to sit on our the porch and eat food and act like lunatics.

Peoples to invite:

Chelsea
Laura
Laura
Kelly
Evan
Ian
KZ
Kyle
Kate J
My imaginary friends
duh... there will probably be more peoples added to the list


And im going to get a barney pinata to we can beat the shit out of it!!!


and a cake with a picture of Green Day on it


and set something on fire with the barbeque

and break all the rules in my house (like... no bike riding, skateboarding, etc., on the porch)


and try to start my brothers mustang convertable sitting in the yard and drive it


and climb on top of cars

and pretend to be harry potter

and jump off the roof with a homemade pararchute


and climb on top of the shed


throw eggs at stuff


and use brittany perrys face as a dart board

and thats all i can think of at the moment.. if you have anymore stuff you would like to add please put it in the comments

dunno [17 Jan 2004|09:26pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | Blink 182- Adam's Song ]

I never thought, I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'dve known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didnt think enough
Im too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when Im gone...

I never conquered, When you came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldnt wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over, Id survived
I couldn't wait til I got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months Ill be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never set foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

"...and thats about the time that bitch hung up on me..." [04 Jan 2004|04:38pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Blink 182- Whats My age Again? ]

ha ha, i pranked called some lady on my smell phone today. I asked her if Hugh Jass was there and she hung up on me.

"...and thats about the time that bitch hung up on me..." [04 Jan 2004|04:38pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Blink 182- Whats My age Again? ]

ha ha, i pranked called some lady on my smell phone today. I asked her if Hugh Jass was there and she hung up on me.

Scared. [02 Jan 2004|09:35pm]
I just read somewhere about this persons who got arrested for throwing a snowball at a car. I dont want to be arrested. My brother told the handcuffs are uncomfortable, especially when you have to sit like that in uncomfortable seats in the back of a police car. I wonder how he knew that.......;

Going Insane.......... [02 Jan 2004|09:26pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Blink 182- Go ]

I AM GOING FUCKING INSANE. I left my brand-new Cauterize CD at Laura's... and then i left the rest of my CD's at Chelsea's.... so i am stuck listening to Green Day- Kerplunk and Blink 182 for the next 3 days. I am going to be getting alot of CD's on Monday. I am getting my Cauterize CD back from laura, Ian burned me a CD, and Chelsea is giving me the rest of my CD's on monday. And now my dog wont stop barking. Shoot me now. Actually, nevermind, because then i will never get my CD's back. Grf.

Throwing Snowballs at cars [01 Jan 2004|07:44pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Blink 182- Stockholm Syndrome ]

Well, yesterday was interesting. I was at Chelsea's house, and we got bored. So we went outside. We were only going to scare cars at the end of her driveway, but there was still some remains of a snowbank left, so we started chucking snow at cars. Somehow, Chelsea managed to actually hit a car. While we were waiting for the next car to come, we noticed it was the same car that Chelsea hit. So we ran like hell back to the house, but since were leaving and going to Donellan's... we ran to the car. The lady pulled into the driveway, and get out of the car, and says "well your pretty lucky you know me". It was someone's mom. That bitch went over to Chelsea's mom and started say how we almost "killed" her. And how she wanted to kill us. When we got back from Donellan's, we wrote an apology letter to the bitch. We used many big words and Chelsea's experienced writing skills.





For everyone's sake, follow these tips:

ALWAYS follow these tips when throwing snowballs at cars.

1) DO NOT throw snowballs at cars close to where you live. (one of the most importatant things)

2) Always have a backup or escape plan. Preferably over and under obstacles, walls, and fences that most adults wouldn't get through very well. Leaving tracks through fresh snow is not good evasive technique. (Another one of the most important things)

3) When you run, split up. Every man for himself.

4) Don't aim for the windshields. That's just dangerous.

5) When you get home, stay the fuck inside for the rest of the day.

6) Avoid hitting cars that you think you might know the driver. They take it more personally. If you must, wait for a moving van, or truck, or especially, a FEDEX truck. The targets are bigger (like hitting the side of a barn ... or a truck) and the drivers tend to be on business runs

Happy New Year [31 Dec 2003|03:07pm]
[ mood | Pyro-like (if thats a mood) ]
[ music | Nirvana- Stay Away (wow, i listen to this CD alot.) ]

I am going to Chelsea's tonight.. and we are going to play with SPARKLERS! and those funny things that go pop. He he i love Maine... me and my cousin bought all these sparklers and funny things that go pop.. and i have alot of the stuff that we didnt use.. he he he. If anyone wants to give me $40, please do so. I want a Nirvana swaetshirt. I am broke. and it kinda sucks because i cant exactly get money anywhere because my mom thinks that i shouldnt get paid when i do chores because she does chores everyday and she doesnt get paid. So what? You own the fucking house (or my dad owns it, i dunno), of course your gunna have to chores.


Oh well, whatever(i hate that word but oh well), nevermind.........................................

BLAH [31 Dec 2003|02:57pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | What do you think? Im listening to Nirvana- Lithium, dumbass ]

BLAH

I'm bored. Im going to type out some random lyrics.


Nirvana
Lithium

I'm so happy cause today i found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly
That's okay cause so are you
Weve broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all i care
And i'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
Cause i found God

Yeah (say that alot of times)


I'm so lonely, that's okay, i shaved my head
And i'm not sad
And just maybe i'm to blame for all i've heard
But i'm not sure
I'm so excited, i can't wait to meet you there
And i don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay my will is good

Yeah, (say that alot of times.)

I like it.. i'm not gonna crack
I miss you.. i'm not gonna crack
I love you.. i'm not gonna crack
I kill you.. i'm not gonna crack
I like it.. i'm not gonna crack
I miss you.. i'm not gonna crack
I love you.. i'm not gonna crack
I kill you.. i'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy cause today i found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay cause so are you
We've broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all i care
And i'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze 'cause i found god!

Yeah (say that alot of times)

I like it.. i'm not gonna crack
I miss you.. i'm not gonna crack
I love you.. i'm not gonna crack
I kill you.. i'm not gonna crack
I like it.. i'm not gonna crack
I miss you.. i'm not gonna crack
I love you.. i'm not gonna crack
I kill you.. i'm not gonna crack



He he i got bored.

tired [29 Dec 2003|09:49pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]
[ music | Green Day- Brain Stew ]

I just came back from Lauras. I am kind of tired. No one is talking to me online, which always happens. i just kind of get ignored. erg. blah......... I love pumpkin. Hm.. I guess I will talk about my christmas eve/christmas, even that was about 4 days ago... i think, i dunno, i feel a little high at the moment so i dont really know what day it is. Well, anyway, on Xmas eve i went to my grandmas house. And my uncle was drunk. It was funny. He kept on talk about this random stuff and falling out of seat. I sat in this big chair the whole time, so they couldnt see me, and they didnt talk to me. Thank god. And then my brother came and he kept on singing the Turkey Song by Adam Sandler. Then we opened presents and then we went home and then i went online. I just noticed that i never really have anything to say online.I think Im going to barf. I dont know why. Oh well. My hand is twitching. I guess im going to go eat something. bye bye

Blah [29 Dec 2003|12:17am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Godsmack- Straight Out Of Line ]

No one is talking online.. oh well. I really hate rap. It bugs me alot. Boredom. I think I'm going to go watch TV. or maybe go to bed. Im not sure.

Good Night.

Bored..... [28 Dec 2003|11:52pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Nirvana- Jesus Doesn't want me for a sunbeam ]

I am bored. And yet again, hyper. I just had another bag of candy. I wonder where all of this candy is coming from. Oh well. Whoops, I just stepped on the librarys CD and kind of cracked the case. too bad. Sucks for them. They wont find out anyway. I think I lost the other one I took out. Damn. Nvm, I found it. I bought a CD today. Actually, i bought alot of stuff today. I bought 2 shirts at Pac Sun, and then i got a CD. Tomorrow I am going to Lauras and I get to play FOOZEBALL! Fun stuff. At the mall today I saw some extremly bitchy people from our school. Erg, I hate them. I Don't really have anything else to say, so, uhhh.... bye.

Highly Amusing Things. [28 Dec 2003|12:03am]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | Nirvana- Lithium ]

I havent written in here in a long time. Too Bad.

Well, pretty much all day I have been spamming the guestbooks of expage.com free websites. It is fun! Especially when people make pages about their friends, and then you take on of the names from the stupid little friends list, and then write something bad about them. For example, "Hi _____, its (person from friends list), I just wanted to let you know that i dont think we should be friends anymore. I hate, you're such a bitch, and your annoying" That was fun. Then on one of the sites, this girl kept on bragging about how she was rich and how she lived in Long Beach Cali. and was popular and had this great boyfriend named Mike. Well, she left her email on the site, so i made a email address and Emailed her saying it was Mike, and wanted to break up with her. That was fun. And Then one person left their phone number on the site, which me and chelsea plan to prank call. Yes, i know, i am mean. Oh well, sucks for them. And then on the YuGayOh sites, its fun to write: "please do not rape me again" . Yes, i had a lot of fun torturing people today.
I might get to go to England. I dont really want to go though. Its for my dads buisiness, and that means were really not going to anywhere exciting. Instead of seeing cool things, like the funny busses and other stuff, I'll be oh so privledged to see the different Parlex(my dads work) buildings in England. Arg. But I duobt we will go. My dad said we might go to China like 2 years ago, and it never happened. I want to go there more than England. At one of the work places in China, they grow plants on the roof. Now thats pretty damn awesome.

Wow, i just ate a whole bag of Butterfingers. Im a little hyper now.

Lobster Magnet [26 Sep 2003|06:10pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Lobster Magnet ]

LOSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!!!!!!! ARARARA! dont ask lol.

Snarph [21 Sep 2003|08:58pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | AFI- Miseria Cantaria ]

I really despise Good Charlotte. People Keep bugging my about "OMG!! I LOVE GOOD CHARLOTTE THEY ARE SO HOTT... I HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC I LIKE TO LISTEN TO STUPID FAKE BANDS AND THAT SUCK" Excuse my language. Arrrg First of all Good Charlotte is fake, they lip sing at there concerts. Simple Plan and New Found Glory make there voices sound all messed up and fake. Jeeze listen to real stuff, like The Distillers, Metallica, Incubus, Smile Empty Soul, and others, i cant think at the moment, I am tired and pissed off. I still love pumpkin (person X, for people who have been following up from the last entry) I think Im going to go listen to a mix Kelly burned me and then maybe try to light a Good Charlotte CD on fire....JK!! No, really, I am going to go listen to a mix Kelly burned me and then look up the price for The Distillers CD. See you all tomarrow.

nothin [18 Sep 2003|09:26pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]
[ music | Cauterize- I'll Cry Tomorrow (that is an awesome song) ]

I want a car really bad, even though I can't drive.... but my dad taught me how to drive in the driveway...maybe that counts for something. This is the car I want: A 2003 Mustang GT Coupe in Dark Shadow Grey please don't hesitate to buy me a a early 16th birthday present. blah..... i love _ _ _ _ . twee he he... lets call this person X. person X is cool. yes, they are really cool. But they most likley dont like me. Thats life. The person you like never likes you back. Its like some sort of cruel and unsual punishment God has granted on us..... Well maybe i should shut up now before i say something bad or something that give away something about the person I like, which if someone knows, it will be around the the school in about 3 secounds. Okay good bye now... and once again, good night.

- Emma

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