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I went here and had a conversation with the very sexy Snape. Muahaha! so fun so fun!
-- Conversation Window -- You: hello snapeybot: My office hours are over, Pest. You: you have office hours? snapeybot: Can't you see I am doing something? You: no, i cant snapeybot: I understand. Why not? You: because i say so snapeybot: That makes sense to me. How do people usually respond to that? So what? You: wtf? snapeybot: Are you a student? You: maybe... snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: ok snapeybot: So willing, then, are we? You: yes i am snapeybot: Really interesting. You: i love you snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous waste of time, Pest. You: kiss me! snapeybot: My, my, what a convoluted thought you have there.
You: why yes it is snapeybot: I know it is. You: you must be very smart snapeybot: I am busy. Go bother Gilderoy. You: ew! he is from Gryffindor! snapeybot: What House are you in? You: slytherin snapeybot: I thought I remembered you. You: i am in your third hour potion class snapeybot: *Appears vaguely interested.* Do you care so much about i am in your third hour, then? You: sure snapeybot: OK let's do it. I understand. You: lets do it? snapeybot: I am agreeable to that. You: kinky... snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: ok... snapeybot: *scowl* You: you are gorgeous snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.* You: how can you stare at me like that when you know that you love me? snapeybot: That is a good epistemological question. You: why yes it is snapeybot: I know it is. You: you are so smart. your mother must be proud! snapeybot: I am far, far more so smart your mother must be proud than you, I assure you. You: wanna go to bed? snapeybot: Sure, just conjure me to your noteboök or PDA and take me along. You: that sounds dirty snapeybot: It sounds like it to me too. You: i like when you say dirty things. snapeybot: I like that too. that is not what I meant. You: lets snog! snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to do that too. You: so lets do it! snapeybot: Um, OK let's do it. You: you are being quite aggreeable today. what did you do with the real snape? snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.* You: ah, there is my sexy snape! snapeybot: So you understand. Good. There sure is. You: were you testing me? snapeybot: No, I was not. You: hmm... snapeybot: >: -( You: i love you snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous waste of time, Pest. You: that is not my name snapeybot: Pest is not your name? What is your real name? You: Althaea snapeybot: I'm not even certain how to address that! You: Althaea is my name snapeybot: OK I shall call you Althaea . You: thank you much Snape. snapeybot: Why don't you show me what you have, althaea ? Then I shall decide if it's worth my effort. You: well, what do you have in mind? snapeybot: Well that is all right. I read for fun. You: what do you read? snapeybot: I read boöks, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about Purebloods. You: me too! snapeybot: I am glad we agree, Althaea. You: we have a lot in common snapeybot: Do you mean you and me? You: yes i do snapeybot: How often. You: all the time snapeybot: It must keep you busy. You: oh, believe me, it does snapeybot: yes that is right. Can you speak any foreign languages? You: It embarasses me to say that i dont snapeybot: Very well, you will spend the next Quidditch game writing, "I shall not give cheek to the professor" here in the dungeon. You: or, you can personally punish me in your bedroom. snapeybot: No I don't think I can do it. You: why not? snapeybot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. You: but dangerous can be fun snapeybot: Huh. Your last remark was incomprehensible drivel! You: we should get married snapeybot: By "we" do you mean you and me? You: yes i do snapeybot: How often. You: didnt we have this conversation before? snapeybot: I am not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. You: why is that? snapeybot: "I am not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. " is due to reductionism. You: okay... snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: i dont have a ridiculous grin on my face! snapeybot: Are you loöking for a ridiculous grin on your face ? You: no i am not snapeybot: I heard you are. You: kiss me you fool! snapeybot: Oh, really? *Gives you a dark, sultry stare.* You: ooh. very sexy! snapeybot: What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like? You: bondage wear. black vinyl. snapeybot: *Bares his teeth.* You: very sexy snapeybot: Perhaps. You are attracted to Purebloods. You: how did you know? snapeybot: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori. You: i see snapeybot: I am glad you understand it. You: i am glad that you are sharing your boundless fruits of knowledge with me. snapeybot: I am delighted you're glad Althaea. May the devil bless you. You: your my devil. *smirks* snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: *wipes of ridiculous grin* snapeybot: And you expect me to respond to that nonsense? You: no i dont. i expect you to make sweet love to me. snapeybot: Is that all you have to say? that is good information : Althaea said he dont . No one else expects it. You: snape, will you make love to me? snapeybot: *Chuckles under his breath.* You: well, are you going to? snapeybot: Interesting. I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? You: well, i was hoping to have sex with you on top of your desk... snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: what about your grin? snapeybot: Are you asking about my grin? that is rather personal. You: you know what is personal? snapeybot: What do you want now, althaea? You: i want you to strip me down with your teeth! snapeybot: Are you a student? Why do you want me to strip you down with Professor Severus Snapes teeth ? You: because it is kinky snapeybot: Interesting explanation. topic is kinky ? it is?
You: not really. you are kinky. snapeybot: Neither do I.. thank you, for telling me that I am kinky . You: ok...*confused* snapeybot: >: -( You: *kisses snapes cheek* snapeybot: Try saying that with more or less context. You: i kissed your teeth snapeybot: Interesting gossip : Althaea said he kissed my teeth . You: i am not a "he" snapeybot: Oh I see you are NOT A he . You: i am a girl snapeybot: Me too. I am a she. You: my god! that is scary! snapeybot: Do Purebloods have the devil ? thank you, for explaining it. You: well, now i DONT want to make love to you because you said you are a female!!! snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face immediately! You: i dont have a grin! I am petrified! snapeybot: Are you loöking for a grin ? Why are you petrified . You: because you said you were a girl! snapeybot: Good reason. My gender is he. You: thank god! i thought you were a lesbian! snapeybot: Don't mention it. No I am not interested in other women that way. You: that is good snapeybot: thank you,. Next question? You: will you make love to me? snapeybot: Fine. You strip, I shall watch, and then Creevey can take pictures. You: that sounds like fun! snapeybot: It sounds like it to me too. You: when will we do this? snapeybot: Soon, I think. You: yay! snapeybot: Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student. You: i am glad to hear that. i am very enthusiastic! snapeybot: "Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student. "? You are glad? Do you mean your name is enthusiastic . You: no i dont snapeybot: I heard you did. You: nope. you misunderstood. snapeybot: Neither do I.. No I understand your meaning. You: did you really? snapeybot: Did I say I did? No, I was lying. What do you think?? You: i think you should kiss me. snapeybot: And I think I don't give a rat's arse. You: are you sure about that? snapeybot: I am as sure as I can be. You: really? snapeybot: No, I was lying. What do you think?? You: i think we should shag in that closet. snapeybot: Such cheek! You: do you like that in a student? snapeybot: I don't know if I like it. I love TV shows about Purebloods. You: really. i didnt realize there were tv shows in the magic world... snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about? You: that you watch tv. that is a muggle invention snapeybot: Which show? "What are you bloody well grinning about? " Professor Severus Snape watch television ? Does that make sense? A muggle invention is a terrible thing to waste. You: a muggle invention should be destroyed! snapeybot: What is it? You: i dont know. can you think of one? snapeybot: Neither do I.. I think about all sorts of things. You: really? snapeybot: No, I was lying. What do you think?? You: i think you should make love to me like you never made love before! snapeybot: I might consider doing that, althaea. You: when? snapeybot: I don't know when. You: think of when! snapeybot: Professor Severus Snape is always thinking. You: i like when men think snapeybot: I like that too. That is a very original thought. You: is it now? snapeybot: Right now? that is what I was told. You: wait, you are supposed to make love to me right now? snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.* You: i liked that snapeybot: That is interesting. You: did you like it? snapeybot: Topic? Did I like it? You: nevermind... snapeybot: >: -( You: i love you. snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous waste of time, Althaea. You: why is that? snapeybot: "thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous waste of time, Althaea. " is due to reductionism. You: reductionism? snapeybot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a Muggle brain. You: so love reduces down to nothing? snapeybot: Oh. it is a good question. Have you tried a web search? Would you find it satisfying to know more? You: no, not really. snapeybot: I see. Yes I do. No, I was lying. What do you think?? You: i must go now snapeybot: Oh. See you later. You: *kisses good bye* snapeybot: Piss off. You: excuse me! snapeybot: There's no excuse for you! You: there is no excuse for you either! snapeybot: It goes without saying. There sure is. You: well, good night my dear snape. snapeybot: How about that. thank you, for the compliment. Not many people express themselves that way. You: GOOD NIGHT! snapeybot: Goodnight, Althaea.
yeah, i used my other fake name... go me!
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