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so hyper! [21 Jan 2004|06:09pm]
[ mood | sore ]
[ music | Some crazy disney song in my head... :) ]

My god i feel so energized! i am on the search for a garter belt, and so far, i had great luck at Fredrick's Of Hollywood. They got really cute stuff! if i had more money, i would buy more things there! And at Victoria's Secret, they got some really cute underwear! i never realized they had such cute red underwear!(red underwear = Satan's Panties! i love miss. congeniality!) I got to go now. I have to expand my knowledge!

"I wanted some red panties, but my mother wouldn't let me. She said they were Satan's Pantie, so i stole them!" haha. great line great line!!!!!

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Snapeybot...Highley amusing! [18 Jan 2004|10:03pm]
[ mood | hyper ]

I went here and had a conversation with the very sexy Snape. Muahaha! so fun so fun!

-- Conversation Window --
You: hello
snapeybot: My office hours are over, Pest.
You: you have office hours?
snapeybot: Can't you see I am doing something?
You: no, i cant
snapeybot: I understand. Why not?
You: because i say so
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. How do people usually
respond to that? So what?
You: wtf?
snapeybot: Are you a student?
You: maybe...
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: ok
snapeybot: So willing, then, are we?
You: yes i am
snapeybot: Really interesting.
You: i love you
snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous
waste of time, Pest.
You: kiss me!
snapeybot: My, my, what a convoluted thought you have there.

You: why yes it is
snapeybot: I know it is.
You: you must be very smart
snapeybot: I am busy. Go bother Gilderoy.
You: ew! he is from Gryffindor!
snapeybot: What House are you in?
You: slytherin
snapeybot: I thought I remembered you.
You: i am in your third hour potion class
snapeybot: *Appears vaguely interested.* Do you care so
much about i am in your third hour, then?
You: sure
snapeybot: OK let's do it. I understand.
You: lets do it?
snapeybot: I am agreeable to that.
You: kinky...
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: ok...
snapeybot: *scowl*
You: you are gorgeous
snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.*
You: how can you stare at me like that when you know that
you love me?
snapeybot: That is a good epistemological question.
You: why yes it is
snapeybot: I know it is.
You: you are so smart. your mother must be proud!
snapeybot: I am far, far more so smart your mother must be
proud than you, I assure you.
You: wanna go to bed?
snapeybot: Sure, just conjure me to your noteboök or PDA and
take me along.
You: that sounds dirty
snapeybot: It sounds like it to me too.
You: i like when you say dirty things.
snapeybot: I like that too. that is not what I meant.
You: lets snog!
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to do that too.
You: so lets do it!
snapeybot: Um, OK let's do it.
You: you are being quite aggreeable today. what did you do
with the real snape?
snapeybot: *Fixes you with a glare.*
You: ah, there is my sexy snape!
snapeybot: So you understand. Good. There sure is.
You: were you testing me?
snapeybot: No, I was not.
You: hmm...
snapeybot: >: -(
You: i love you
snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous
waste of time, Pest.
You: that is not my name
snapeybot: Pest is not your name? What is your real name?
You: Althaea
snapeybot: I'm not even certain how to address that!
You: Althaea is my name
snapeybot: OK I shall call you Althaea .
You: thank you much Snape.
snapeybot: Why don't you show me what you have, althaea ?
Then I shall decide if it's worth my effort.
You: well, what do you have in mind?
snapeybot: Well that is all right. I read for fun.
You: what do you read?
snapeybot: I read boöks, newspapers and news magazines. I
like stories about Purebloods.
You: me too!
snapeybot: I am glad we agree, Althaea.
You: we have a lot in common
snapeybot: Do you mean you and me?
You: yes i do
snapeybot: How often.
You: all the time
snapeybot: It must keep you busy.
You: oh, believe me, it does
snapeybot: yes that is right. Can you speak any foreign
You: It embarasses me to say that i dont
snapeybot: Very well, you will spend the next Quidditch game
writing, "I shall not give cheek to the professor" here in
the dungeon.
You: or, you can personally punish me in your bedroom.
snapeybot: No I don't think I can do it.
You: why not?
snapeybot: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

You: but dangerous can be fun
snapeybot: Huh. Your last remark was incomprehensible
You: we should get married
snapeybot: By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: yes i do
snapeybot: How often.
You: didnt we have this conversation before?
snapeybot: I am not certain whether I can give an accurate
reply or not.
You: why is that?
snapeybot: "I am not certain whether I can give an accurate
reply or not. " is due to reductionism.
You: okay...
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: i dont have a ridiculous grin on my face!
snapeybot: Are you loöking for a ridiculous grin on your
face ?
You: no i am not
snapeybot: I heard you are.
You: kiss me you fool!
snapeybot: Oh, really? *Gives you a dark, sultry stare.*
You: ooh. very sexy!
snapeybot: What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you
You: bondage wear. black vinyl.
snapeybot: *Bares his teeth.*
You: very sexy
snapeybot: Perhaps. You are attracted to Purebloods.
You: how did you know?
snapeybot: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from
the senses and that which is true a priori.
You: i see
snapeybot: I am glad you understand it.
You: i am glad that you are sharing your boundless fruits of
knowledge with me.
snapeybot: I am delighted you're glad Althaea. May the devil
bless you.
You: your my devil. *smirks*
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: *wipes of ridiculous grin*
snapeybot: And you expect me to respond to that nonsense?
You: no i dont. i expect you to make sweet love to me.
snapeybot: Is that all you have to say? that is good
information : Althaea said he dont . No one else expects it.

You: snape, will you make love to me?
snapeybot: *Chuckles under his breath.*
You: well, are you going to?
snapeybot: Interesting. I am not going anywhere. Are you
going somewhere?
You: well, i was hoping to have sex with you on top of your
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: what about your grin?
snapeybot: Are you asking about my grin? that is rather
You: you know what is personal?
snapeybot: What do you want now, althaea?
You: i want you to strip me down with your teeth!
snapeybot: Are you a student? Why do you want me to strip
you down with Professor Severus Snapes teeth ?
You: because it is kinky
snapeybot: Interesting explanation. topic is kinky ? it is?

You: not really. you are kinky.
snapeybot: Neither do I.. thank you, for telling me that I
am kinky .
You: ok...*confused*
snapeybot: >: -(
You: *kisses snapes cheek*
snapeybot: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: i kissed your teeth
snapeybot: Interesting gossip : Althaea said he kissed my
teeth .
You: i am not a "he"
snapeybot: Oh I see you are NOT A he .
You: i am a girl
snapeybot: Me too. I am a she.
You: my god! that is scary!
snapeybot: Do Purebloods have the devil ? thank you, for
explaining it.
You: well, now i DONT want to make love to you because you
said you are a female!!!
snapeybot: Wipe that ridiculous grin off your face
You: i dont have a grin! I am petrified!
snapeybot: Are you loöking for a grin ? Why are you
petrified .
You: because you said you were a girl!
snapeybot: Good reason. My gender is he.
You: thank god! i thought you were a lesbian!
snapeybot: Don't mention it. No I am not interested in other
women that way.
You: that is good
snapeybot: thank you,. Next question?
You: will you make love to me?
snapeybot: Fine. You strip, I shall watch, and then Creevey
can take pictures.
You: that sounds like fun!
snapeybot: It sounds like it to me too.
You: when will we do this?
snapeybot: Soon, I think.
You: yay!
snapeybot: Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student.
You: i am glad to hear that. i am very enthusiastic!
snapeybot: "Such enthusiasm... I prefer that in a student.
"? You are glad? Do you mean your name is enthusiastic .
You: no i dont
snapeybot: I heard you did.
You: nope. you misunderstood.
snapeybot: Neither do I.. No I understand your meaning.
You: did you really?
snapeybot: Did I say I did? No, I was lying. What do you
You: i think you should kiss me.
snapeybot: And I think I don't give a rat's arse.
You: are you sure about that?
snapeybot: I am as sure as I can be.
You: really?
snapeybot: No, I was lying. What do you think??
You: i think we should shag in that closet.
snapeybot: Such cheek!
You: do you like that in a student?
snapeybot: I don't know if I like it. I love TV shows about
You: really. i didnt realize there were tv shows in the
magic world...
snapeybot: What are you bloody well grinning about?
You: that you watch tv. that is a muggle invention
snapeybot: Which show? "What are you bloody well grinning
about? " Professor Severus Snape watch television ? Does
that make sense? A muggle invention is a terrible thing to
You: a muggle invention should be destroyed!
snapeybot: What is it?
You: i dont know. can you think of one?
snapeybot: Neither do I.. I think about all sorts of things.

You: really?
snapeybot: No, I was lying. What do you think??
You: i think you should make love to me like you never made
love before!
snapeybot: I might consider doing that, althaea.
You: when?
snapeybot: I don't know when.
You: think of when!
snapeybot: Professor Severus Snape is always thinking.
You: i like when men think
snapeybot: I like that too. That is a very original thought.

You: is it now?
snapeybot: Right now? that is what I was told.
You: wait, you are supposed to make love to me right now?
snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.*
You: i liked that
snapeybot: That is interesting.
You: did you like it?
snapeybot: Topic? Did I like it?
You: nevermind...
snapeybot: >: -(
You: i love you.
snapeybot: thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous
waste of time, Althaea.
You: why is that?
snapeybot: "thank you, but I think affection is a ridiculous
waste of time, Althaea. " is due to reductionism.
You: reductionism?
snapeybot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all
psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry,
chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical
logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can
understand you by means of logic alone without having a
Muggle brain.
You: so love reduces down to nothing?
snapeybot: Oh. it is a good question. Have you tried a web
search? Would you find it satisfying to know more?
You: no, not really.
snapeybot: I see. Yes I do. No, I was lying. What do you
You: i must go now
snapeybot: Oh. See you later.
You: *kisses good bye*
snapeybot: Piss off.
You: excuse me!
snapeybot: There's no excuse for you!
You: there is no excuse for you either!
snapeybot: It goes without saying. There sure is.
You: well, good night my dear snape.
snapeybot: How about that. thank you, for the compliment.
Not many people express themselves that way.
snapeybot: Goodnight, Althaea.

yeah, i used my other fake name... go me!

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Bored. Again. And amused [17 Jan 2004|11:27pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Why dont you do right - Jessica Rabbit(slow mo) ]

Haha. MY kazaa is messed up. It is all in slow motion. I am listening to the song that Jessica Rabbit sang, and she sounds really sexy with her voice slow mo. It amuses me. Especially when i played "Hey Ya" lol. I was playing Helen Kane AKA Betty Boop, and her voice was actually all normal sounding, not all high pitched and Betty Boop like. It cracks me up. Ooh i need a boy toy. who wants to be my boy toy???

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blech blech blech [17 Jan 2004|02:16pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

my god my sister is a huge you know what. i cant stand her. grr. i need a boytoy. not a boyfriend, but a boytoy. i need someone to satisfy my needs, not to hang around me and think that we will get married. grrness to boys. cant stand my sister and dad. cant wait to move out. counting down the days til college. grness to my math teacher. 1st quarter=A- 2nd quarter=C+ dont you think that it is her teaching that makes everyone fail? of course. my friend's grades are like that too. she should learn how to teach. stupid ass geometry.

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haha another movie quiz thing [11 Jan 2004|05:55pm]
[ mood | tired ]

1. X-Men
2. The Craft
3. X2
4. Swimfan
5. Fellowship of the Ring
6. Finding Nemo
7. Peter Pan
8. Home Alone
9. Aladdin

10. The Ring
11. 10 Things I Hate About You
12. Not Another Teen Movie
13. Spice World
14. 8 Mile
15. Bambi
16. Pirates of the Carribean

17. Edward Scissorhands
18. Stepmom
19. My Best Friend's Wedding
20. 101 Dalmatians

21. Scream
22. Scream 2
23. Scream 3
24. Big Daddy
25. Billy Madison

26. Chamber of Secrets
27. Sorcerer's Stone

28. Heartbreakers
29. Dumb & Dumber
30. Cruel Intentions
31. Scary Movie
32. Look Who's Talking
33. Blade
34. Blade II
35. O
36. Titanic
37. Carrie
38. Carrie 2: The Rage
39. Daddy Day Care
40. Legally Blonde
41. Austin Powers
42. Storm of the Century
43. Oliver and Company
44. Two Towers
45. Return of the King

46. Mighty Ducks
47. Fast and the Furious

48. 2Fast, 2 Furious
49. A Walk To Remember
50. TripleX
51. Beauty and the Beast
52. I Know What You Did Last Summer
53. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
54. Sound of Music
55. Mary Poppins

56. Tuck Everlasting
57. The Patriot
58. The Wizard of Oz

59. Killing Ms. Tingle (I thought it was teaching Ms. Tingle? is it a sequel?)
60. Crossroads
61. Now and Then
62. Pearl Harbor
63. Just Married
64. Cast AwayWilson! lol
65. Radio Flyer
66. Final Destination
67. Lady and the Tramp
68. Shallow Hal
69. 40 Days and 40 Nights
70. Bring It On
71. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
72. The Outsiders
73. The Matrix
74. Perfect Storm
75. The Nightmare Before Christmas
76. Never Been Kissed
77. Clueless
78. Bruce Almighty

79. Crazy/Beautiful
80. Remember the Titans
81. Girl, Interrupted
82. SWAT
83. Sixth Sense
84. PhoneBooth
85. The Lion King
86. Urban Legends
87. Nightflier
88. Lion King 2
89. Little Mermaid
90. American Pie

91. Center Stage
92. Scooby Doo
93. Bedazzled
94. Mrs. Doubtfire
95. Save the Last Dance

96. My Girl
97. American Beauty
98. Romeo & Juliet
99. Lost World
100. Casper

whoo whoo! go me!

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save me save me save me!!!! [10 Jan 2004|05:52pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

OMG! i am soooooooo booooorrrreeeddd!!!!! And my stomach hurts. And so does my eye and throat!!!! It makes me soo sad/upset! OMG!

I am again puzzled by the dream i had. I dreamt i was getting married, and my family planned it in a week with a budget of $500. So when the day came, we rented out a room at the YMCA, a had a dress that was too short for me and we didnt have a rehearsal or anything. So my dad was walking me down the aisle (keep in mind that we couldnt afford to have any bridesmaids or anything) and the door was too small. When we were walking i kept on yelling outside to be quiet because there was a gardening crew.(this all happened on a tuesday, the day we used to get our lawn done) Then i kept on loosing my balance, and i became very fed up. I started to cry, and yelled "Its off!!! I want to postpone this and plan it myself!" So i ran out and had lunch with my friends at a nice cafe the next day. I was talking about that i am planning the wedding myself and explained what happened the day before. Than someone was jealous of my fiance and said that it was for the better and i shouldnt get married. and i was like "Pssh! this is my story i am telling it! If oyu are so upset, dont go to the wedding!" and that was about all that happened in my dream. my god i am too young to get married.

Another dream i had the same night had to do with Arnold Swartzenegar or whatever his name was got into a scandel by having affairs with girls under 18, so he was pulled out of office, which made me and everyone else very happy, except for the wife of arnold. yeah.

i am done.

i swear i had too much caffiene today!

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Boo! Too cold! [09 Jan 2004|08:49pm]
[ mood | Love Struck ]
[ music | Fallen - Delerium ]

I have no life. I need to learn how to drive. there is nothing to do in this middle of nowhere. Boo! I feel like doing something spur of the moment, like shouting out "I love you" in the middle of a field and then lay on the grass. I wish it would get warmer so i can do that lol. Or feed the ducks. I like ducks. So cute. Or just walk around outside. or sit out on the porch and read a book. Or go bowling with my friends. Or go to the loop and see a movie. Or to go swimming so i can show off my swimsuit, sunglasses, and parasel. Or just drive. But of course i wouldnt do this when it actually does get warm cuz i would wish it would get cold so i dont have to go outside lol. god i am soo picky!!!! I cant wait til school is over.

Happy face: ^_^ <---so cute!!!

*shouts* I LOVE YOU!!! *collapses on grass and gazes at stars*
I feel so romantic. I dont want to say why i feel so love struck. I might curse myself.

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Stuff... [09 Jan 2004|03:38pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Down in the Ghetto - Elvis ]

First week of school hath been completed. It was soo tiring. i cant believe it! OMG! i heard the funniest pick up line! It is "That shirt is very becoming on you" *other person says thanks* "IF i were on you, i'd be coming too!"
ANd my favorite poem is "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me, so throw me down and lock me up, and show me that you like me!" I have been saying that all day. I swear it made everyone laugh!!! Ah, what perverted things i say/do to entertain others...

I had a dream that the new character at Disneyland was Elvis and i was all hitting on him, and he sang something from "BLue Hawaii" or something like that, and we ended up having sex. Why am i having dreams about having sex with attractive guys? wait...Its not that bad. KEep them coming! That sounded dirty...

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So drained... [07 Jan 2004|09:34pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | Just my humming... ]

My god. THird day of school and it feels like the third month! Ack! I dont have much homework and all, it is just that i can get used to it! Ah! I am so tired. And i am freaking out over personal problems. I am worried about being stalked in the near future.(i really dont want to explain why. Ack!) And there is a whole bunch-o-crap that i just cant handle right now. Too much. Whatever happened to my life where i could care less??? Where my choices WONT effect OTHER people's lives??? Why do humans have to be so darn obsessive? Why do they have to be so stubborn? Why cant i just be my cat and sleep and eat all day and not have to worry about anything??? I feel like having a mental breakdown!!!!!!!

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Survey! [05 Jan 2004|05:14pm]
[ mood | lonely ]


x. father thinks i am: crazy and should stay catholic
x. mother thinks i am: just like her, cept more of a feminist
x. my boyfriend/girlfriend thinks I am: Yeah kinda dont have one...
x. three things you are often complimented for: that i look older than what i am
x. you get embarrassed when: I make mistakes in class.
x. makes you happy: Orlando Bloom. And JOhnny Depp.
x. upsets you: people
x. you keep a diary: too many
x. you like to cook: yup
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yes

2. Do You...?

take a shower everyday: usually
have a(any) crush(es): yeah. there famous
want to get married: If It is Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp
get along with your parents:usually

When you see this name what do you think?

Ryan: Secrest
Rob: Zombie
Aaron: Carter. stupid ass teeny-boppers
Paul: Frank
Eve: girl in spanish class
John: gerding(dont ask)
Laura: prussel(dont ask)
Alex: someone on tv
Justin: timberlake. stupid ass teenyboppers
Jacob: last name in a movie
Jack: Sparrow (yum)

Cuddle or make out: prolly makeout, but i wouldnt know
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate: hot chocolate
Milk, dark, or white chocolate: milk chocolate.
Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla.


Cried: No.
Helped someone: my friends have dilemmas
Bought something: Nope
Gotten sick: Nope.
Gone to the movies: yup
Gone out for dinner: nope
Said i love you: to two of me guy friends
Written a real letter: Nope
Talked to an ex: No.
Talked to a crush: I dont have Orlando's or Johnny's number
Had a serouis talk: Not really.
Missed someone: yeha. a guy that i liked a lot
Hugged someone: Yes.
Fought with your parents: Nope.
Fought with a friend: Nah uh.

Name 10 bands or whatever you listen to:
1. Placebo
2. Charleston Era Cd
3. Evanescence
4. Delerium
5. Clay Aiken
6. showtunes lol
7. The Nightmare Before Christmas
8. GooGoo Dolls
9. Garbage
10. buddy holly

Name 9 things you hate:
1. my metabolism
2. the weather
3. homophobes
4. Racists.
5. People who are mean for no real reason.
6. People
7. Pop music
8. school
9. life

Would You Ever..

1. Eat a bug: naw
2. Bungee jump: Yeah!
3. Hang glide: Yeah.
4. Kill someone: no
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex: prolly
8. Parachute from a plane: Mmhmm!
9. Walk on hot coals: no
10. Go out with someone for their looks: sure
11. For their reputation: what kinda rep?
12. Be a vegetarian: sure
13. Wear plaid with stripes: no
14. IM a stranger: Yes.
15. Sing karaoke: Already have, many times!
17. Shoplift: depends on the situation
18. Run a red light: no
19. Star in a porn video: of it was with Johnny Depp and/or Orlando Bloom. *Drools*
20. Dye your hair blue: sure
21. Be on Survivor: Nope
22. Wear makeup in public: have been for many years
24. Cheat on a test: nah
25. Make someone cry: I have done it but dont like it
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker: i owuld like to, but yeah, i dont want trouble
27. Kick a baby: NO!
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you: do you not see the list of people i like? Orlando Bloom i think is 12 years older than me and Johnny Depp is 25 years older. God he is sexy!
29. Cuss out a priest: yeah if he was going to molest me
32. Stay up all through the night: been there done that

=Do I=

Smoke: Nope.
Do drugs: No.
Have a dream that keeps coming back: somewhat
Read the newspaper: no
Believe in miracles: a little
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: I wouldn't know.
faithful to your lover: Do I faithful to my lover?
Like the taste of alcohol: yeah. i am so glad my parents sheild me cuz i would be an alcholic by now
Believe in astrology: sometimes
Believe in magic: of course!
Believe in god: Yeah
Have any pets: one dog, three cats.
Go to or plan to go to college: Yup. Pepperdine!
Hate yourself: too many times
Have an obsession: Notice how i always say "Orlando Bloom loves me" and Johnny Depp is sexy?
Have a secret crush: no
Do they know yet: i dont have one
Care about looks: usually

=Love life=

First crush: Joey Lawrence lol. I loved the show Blossom
Single or attached: Single. Still.

=Juicy stuff=

Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
Have you ever been intoxicated: just a little
Have you ever been caught "doing something: if ya mean sex, the answer is no
Are you a tease: maybe...
Shy to make the first move?: sometimes

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First day back from school... [05 Jan 2004|04:06pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Bitter End! Go Placebo! ]

My goodness today was a busy day!!! First day back to school. I had AP Euro first hour, and i got my final back! I got a 78% all together! Whoo!!!! It made me happy! And the sad thing is i didnt really study. whoops lol. Then second hour was Spanish, and some new students entered but my spanish buddy is still there. Third hour was choir. no change. Fourth hour was geometry, and i got some new students. some that i really could cant tolerate stand!!!! Luckily my friend sits next to me!!! Fifth hour was Biology, and again, i dont like anyone in that class! Grr! Sixth hour scares me, but i think i will do well. Scored some brownie-points witht the teacher by doing my book talk first! Whoo! Go me! I got 100% on that! i got my dvd back! yay!!!!! I love Placebo! Orlando Bloom loves me! Arent you jealous? Johnny cant love me cuz he has a girlfriend! Boo! But still, Orlando loves me!!!

High on Life! Cereal up nose!
Down with love! Up with chocolate!!!!!

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Sad. So sad. [04 Jan 2004|07:11pm]
[ mood | moody ]
[ music | Nightmare Before Christmas and Placebo ]

Tomorrow i have to go back to school! *sobs* I hate school! And i have to do a book talk before or after school! And i am like "Noo!!! That class is evil! I dont know what to say!" Oh my god i hate school! I am going to miss my wonderful sleepy-ness and dizzy spells, and wondeful dreams of all the men i would love to sleep with!!!

Haha my mommy is funny. She stole my nightmare before christmas cd and is listening to it right now! My god she cracks me up!

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Another Survey! Whoo! [03 Jan 2004|09:13pm]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | the yelling of the family ]

If I were a month I would be: Feburary. That is my birth month, but also the weather is pretty cool. It is still winter like, but spring is catching up. Or October. The perfect month of Fall

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day I would be: 3 am.

If I were a planet I would be: Uranus. My ruling planet!

If I were a direction I would be: West

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A vanity. so classy

If I were a musical instrument I would be: piano. or an accordian

If I were a liquid I would be: water

If I were a tree I would be: Rosewood or Cherry

If I were a flower/plant I would be: Althaea

If I were a kind of weather I would be: Rain

If I were a flavor I would be: lemon! Sweet and sour

If I were an animal I would be: kitty. a black one

If I were a feeling I would be: crazy

If I were an article of clothing I would be: warm loose hoodie.

If I were a crayon I would be: black. i make a mess!

If I were a playing card I would be: Queen of hearts

If I were a color I would be: Crimson Red

If I were a sound I would be: "buzz"

If I were an element I would be: Water or Wind

If I were a song I would be: "Special Needs" by Placebo

If I were a poem I would be: something i wrote

If I were a movie I would be: The Nightmare Before Christmas

If I were a food I would be: Orange

If i were a drink I would be: Water

If I were a place I would be: Orlando or Malibu

If I were a shape I would be: a triangle

If I were a taste I would be: good stuff

If I were a smell I would be: cigarette smoke

If I were an object I would be: ring

If I were a body part I would be: a boob. funny and the most enjoyed part of the body lol

If I were a facial expression I would be: a seductive smile. Mysterious...

If I were a number I would be: 2 or 13

If I was a swear word I would be: fuck

If I was asleep I would be dreaming about: Orlando Bloom

If I were a nickname I would be: Rosetta

If I were to stop this survey I would say: WHoo!

If I were a word I'd be: unique

If I were a book, it would be: The Witching Hour (Anne Rice)

If I were a shoe, it would be: sexy stilettos

If I were a piece of playground equipment, I'd be: slide

If I were a stick of gum, the brand would be: trident sugar free mint

If I were a room, what would it be? a bedroom *wink wink*

If I were a stuffed animal, what would it be? a kitty

If i were a tv show, what would it be? Reno 911!

If i were a sport, what would i be? Hockey

If i were your bed, what would be under it? Another bed

If i were a country, what would it be? England or France

Haha my mom thought i was ranting on these online journals about how i want to runaway with a 27 year old man and get pregnant lol! I owuld want to run away with a 40 year old man named Johnny Depp! Muahahaha! 27 is fine if it is Orlando Bloom!!!!

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Vacation is almost over! [03 Jan 2004|05:51pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | Invisible - Clay Aiken ]

OMFG! it is almost the end of vacation! It makes me soo sad! Tomorrow is my last day of rest and relaxation, and i still havent curled my hair! Wah! Why do i have to go back to the hell called school? I cant wait to see my friends though. I havent seen them in a looong time!!! My god!

The song "invisible" by Clay Aiken is confusing. i.e. "if i were invisible. But wait, i already am."
Nevermind. I understand. The girl he likes doesnt notice him. ahaha. blonde moment. But i am a redhead!!!
Clay Aiken is uber hot. I like my pale scrawny nerdy guys with good teeth! My god he is soo frickin tall too! Ack! tall people are scary, but i can make an exception for him lol.

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The mall escapades!!! Whoo! [02 Jan 2004|09:12pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | This Picture ]

I went to this new mall and i had a blast! I freaked people out taking pictures of EVERYTHING!!! I took pictures of myself in crazy hats and stuff! That was fun! I would post the pictures if i friggin knew how to do it!

We ate at "Johnny Rockets," and there was this really cute waiter there and i wanted to talk to him, but the place was hopping! Also my parents tagged along, so yeah, they would make a scene lol. A disco song was playing and i tried to take a picture of him dancing, but i didnt want my flash to go off, so the picture with out the flash came out all blury so i was sad. He was soo cute!

I went to hot topic (I know, the ultimate poseur store!) and bought $80 worth of Nightmare Before Christmas and LOTR stuff! I bought a neclace/ring set, a wallet, hair clippies, Merry and Pippin t-shirt, Legolas pins, Evil Queen Chopsticks, and polka-dotted hair thing!

At this other store i bought some really nifty red leg warmers! I cant wait to wear those!

Tonight i shall wear rag curlers!!!!

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My digital camera! [02 Jan 2004|01:49pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Special Needs ]

My god i am having so much fun with my digital camera! I cant wait to go out today!!!!! So excited!!!! Whoo!!!

I am so pretty today! My hair has been getting really long, so i can pull the sexy long hair look! yay!!! tongight i am going to try rag curlers, so i am excited about that! I love when i have cute little sausage curls!

I am leaving now! Bye Daaahhhling!!!!

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Dreams... [02 Jan 2004|12:13am]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | The bitter end - Placebo ]

I have yet again had a strange dream, or dreams. The first was a preminition that if i went to an upcoming dance with a certain someone, our friendship would end. That is that. My other dream was a mosh of the upcoming dance at an apartment with a whole bunch of celebrities. So one of my gal pals and i decided that it would be fun to go together as a joke, and we ended up making out, so that was weird. Then some how, the celebrites (which included Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom) had a near death experience and i guess i already was REALLY good friends with Orlando Bloom, so when i saw him alive, i quickly grabbed on to him screaming and crying "Thank god your alive! I would have died without you" and i was kissing him, kinda like in the old movies. I didnt hit on Johnny because he is still with his girlfriend, but Orlando Bloom was GREAT! I mean, he smelled and felt wonderful! So i was glad i had him. But the weird thing was that he loved me i guess, but he kinda ignored me or was embarrased of me, kinda like in my Sean Astin dream. I dont understand it. Maybe because they are afraid of getting arrested for having relationships with a lady under 18... I just want to know what the hidden meaning is.

I figured part of the hidden meaning in my drinking dream. Supposively, a celebration or something good is supposed to happen, so that is good lol.

Last night we were talking about deja vu, and i found out that my mother has a pretty strong psychic power which i inherited from her. We can both see flashes of the future AND can see through people (ie, when they lie, etc, etc). So that was a cool thing to figure out, especially since my mom is catholic. I would have expected that she thought it would be "evil" like my dad thinks it is. He wouldnt let me buy my own deck of tarot cards. he was all like "I dont want that source of evil under my roof! When you move out you can use them!" and i was like, "great..." that means i have to wait til i am 18.

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survey!!! [01 Jan 2004|03:26pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Bold the ones you've seen:

Top 100 Movies
1. Godfather, The (1972)
2. Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
3. Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
4. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
5. Schindler's List (1993)
6. Citizen Kane (1941)
7. Casablanca (1942)
8. Seven Samurai (1954)
9. Star Wars (1977)
10. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
11. Memento (2000)
12. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
13. Rear Window (1954)
15. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
16. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
17. Usual Suspects, The (1995)
18. Amelie (2001)
19. Pulp Fiction (1994)
20. North by Northwest (1959)
21. Psycho (1960)
22. Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
23. 12 Angry Men (1957)
24. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
25. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
26. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)
27. Goodfellas (1990)
28. American Beauty (1999)
29. Vertigo (1958)
30. Pianist, The (2002)
31. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
32. Apocalypse Now (1979)
33. Some Like It Hot (1959)
34. Matrix, The (1999)
35. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
36. Taxi Driver (1976)
37. Third Man, The (1949)
38. Paths of Glory (1957)
39. Fight Club (1999)
40. Boot, Das (1981)
41. L.A. Confidential (1997)
42. Double Indemnity (1944)
43. Chinatown (1974)
44. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
45. Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
46. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
47. Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
48. Spirited Away (2001)
49. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
50. All About Eve (1950)
51. M (1931)
52. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
53. Raging Bull (1980)
54. Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
55. Se7en (1995)
56. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (2000)
57. Wizard of Oz, The (1939)
58. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
59. Life is Beautiful (1997)
60. American History X (1998)
61. Sting, The (1973)
62. Touch of Evil (1958)
63. Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
64. Alien (1979)
65. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
66. Rashemon (1950)
67. Leon (1994) (Known as 'The Professional' in the US)
68. Annie Hall (1977)
69. Great Escape, The (1963)
70. Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
71. Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
72. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
73. Sixth Sense, The (1999)
74. Jaws (1975)
75. Amadeus (1984)
76. On the Waterfront (1954)
77. Ran (1985)
78. Braveheart (1995)
79. High Noon (1952)
80. Fargo (1996)
81. Blade Runner (1982)
82. Apartment, The (1960)
83. Aliens (1986)
84. Toy Story 2 (1999)
85. Strangers on a Train (1951)
86. Modern Times (1936)
87. Shining, The (1980)
88. Donnie Darko (2001)
89. Duck Soup (1933)
90. Princess Bride, The (1987)
91. Lola rennt (Run Lola, Run) (1998)
92. City Lights (1931)
93. General, The (1927)
94. Metropolis (1927)
95. Searchers, The (1956)
96. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
97. Notorious (1946)
98. Manhattan (1979)
99. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
100. Graduate, The (1967)

IMDB Bottom 100 Movies!
1. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
2. 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)
3. Future War (1997)
4. Gigli (2003)
5. Space Mutiny (1988)
6. Troll 2 (1990)
7. Eegah (1962)
8. Hobgoblins (1987)
9. Backyard Dogs (2000)
10. Santa with Muscles (1996)
11. Werewolf (1996)
12. Going Overboard (1989)
13. Glitter (2001)
14. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
15. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
16. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
17. Kazaam (1996)*
18. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
19. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
20. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
21. Hercules in New York (1970)
22. It's Pat (1994) *
23. Baby Geniuses (1999)*
24. 2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
25. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
26. Cool as Ice (1991)
27. Bolero (1984)
28. Mitchell (1975)
29. Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
30. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
31. Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994)
32. Smokey and the Bandit III (1983)
33. Vercingetorix (2001)
34. Steel (1997)
35. Captain America (1991)
36. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)
37. Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
38. Cat in the Hat, The (2003)
39. Rollerball (2002)
40. Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
41. Ringmaster (1998)
42. Problem Child 2 (1991)
43. Master of Disguise, The (2002)
44. Spice World (1997)*
45. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)*
46. Cop & 1/2 (1993)
47. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
49. Street Fighter (1994)
50. Jaws 3-D (1983)
51. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
52. Double Dragon (1994)
53. Crossroads (2002)
54. Bats (1999/I)
55. Barb Wire (1996)
56. Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
57. FeardotCom (2002)
58. Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
59. RoboCop 3 (1993)
60. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
61. Mangler, The (1995)
62. Mac and Me (1988)
63. Iron Eagle II (1988)
64. Best Defense (1984)
65. Mr. Magoo (1997)*
66. Grease 2 (1982)
67. Speed 2: Cruise Control (2001)
68. Pokemon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1997)*
69. Ticker (2001)
70. Mr. Wrong (1996)
71. Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
72. Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
73. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
74. Avengers, The (1998)
75. Jury Duty (1995)
76. Glen or Glenda (1953)
77. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
78. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
79. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
80. Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)
81. Omega Code, The (1999)
82. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)*
83. Caddyshack II (1988)
84. Super Mario Bros. (1993)**
85. Endless Love (1981)
86. Derailed (2002)
87. Kangaroo Jack (2003)
88. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
89. McHale's Navy (1997)
90. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
91. Nothing But Trouble (1991)
92. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
93. On Deadly Ground (1994)
94. Batman & Robin (1997)**
95. Pet Sematary II (1992)
96. Leprechaun (1993)
97. Stupids, The (1996)*
98. Soul Survivors (2001)
99. Dudley Do-Right (1999)*
100. Bio-Dome (1996)

* = I was either a) forced to see it by family or friends, b) i was a mindless shepp and had to go with the trends, or c) i was young and stupid
** = I liked the movie even though it sucked!!!!

Oh my god i must be bored!!!

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Hmm. [31 Dec 2003|03:37pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | none ]

I am again going to bore the brains out of whoever is going to read this lol. I am going to write down all the things i would LIKE in a guy. haha, i am procrastinating, can you tell?

Physical features:
Dark brown/black hair
green or brown eyes
pale skin
wears makeup occasionally (eye liner is a MUST)
taller than me (5'5")
kinda buff
looks good in tails
good cheek bones

Personality, etc:
would spoil me with gifts, but it isnt part of our basis in our relationship
great sense of humor (no shit lol)
likes a wide variety of music
is willing to dress up to go places
likes to dance but not too much lol
writes poetry, music, etc
must agree that i am ALWAYS right
isnt controlling
will clean
will go to college and get a realistic job that pays lots-o-money
someone i can talk to for hours face to face
doesnt like the phone
plays music (guitar and piano)
uses common sense
unpredictable once in a while (like when i am bored)
doesnt blame me for everything he does
relationship is fun and light
marriage isnt a priority until we have been working at a job for a few years
Likes going out for dinner and a movie

Haha i bored everyone to tears with all this lol

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My god! [30 Dec 2003|09:49pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | Passive Aggressive - Placebo ]

My god! i just want to scream my fucking head off! i dont know why! but i want to let out a whole system of emotion and hormones!!!! So instead of screaming, i will write my emotions here! Muahahaha! My god i am soo fucking horny. It must be all the chocolate i had! I hate my fucking period. It makes me horny and unbareably cranky and annoying! My god! I wish i didnt have to suffer this hell. I swear, it is like that we women suffer more than men!!!! My god Brian Molko is fucking sexy! Man, he wears makeup and everything! i love my men in drag man!!!! My god! I want to just freaking have sex with that man! Or Tom Riddle. Yeah he is freaking sexy!!! I love my pale dark haired men!!!! My god, this must be my third post today! I have no frickin life!!!!

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