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Miss Cleo's Livejournal-probably the fucking most funniest thing I've read on the internet in YEARS. She had another livejournal, but it was deleted. This one is pretty active, and pretty funny lol
"I staged a performance of ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’," wrote one respondent, "in which I dressed the hamsters up in costumes swiped from my Troll collection (giving a pink tutu to the hamster playing the fairy and bunny ears to the other one) and forced them to act out the song as if they were dolls. I remember getting really into this, going so far as to create a credits sequence that included a mock-up of the MGM ‘lion roaring’ sign with a hole in it so that I could stick one of my hamster's heads through it."
Em Jee: hey ur prolly asleep since its like 2 in the morning but look....i took a personality test and it said i was this::::: HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
so my mother wants my hamsters to breed. sure. why not. well i have a male, which i named Georgio, who was always, twitchy. like he was in the vietnam war or something. and i have a female, Lola. my first hamster. she's so sweet, and never bites. well i put Lola in Georgio's cage (common way to mate hamsters), and Lola froze (common act). she held her ass up high to have georgio impregnate her. but all georgio did was..sniff. see, female hamsters freeze when in "heat". so georgio just licked. and licked. weird. then lola moved, and georgio froze. georgio, was a female. aka, georgia.....I HAVE LESBIAN HAMSTERS
damn american government and their seperation of church and state. ill show them who's the majority in this country! everytime i see a public school kid walk home, I think, "It must be sad not to have the light of Our Lord Jesus Christ in their life." So I've made a plan, I call them, BIBLE STATIONS. See, we set up TENTS close to public schools, filled with bibles, clerics, and holy things! Then when they end school, we move like VULTURES at them! HOOWAH!
my tree
"winner forever okay great"
im a winner yeah yeah yeah
and thatll be forever, yeah yeah
okay you know
okay you know
chorus:
winner, forever, okay, GREAT
yeah yeah yeah
uh huh uh huh
winner forever, okay, GREAT
yeah yeah
and im a winner
and that will be forever
yea yeah
chorus
uh huh uh huh
yeah yeah
*featuring missy elliot*
::missy pops in::
wai yo tai yo tai yo tai yo tai
winner, forever, yeah yeah uh huh whatever, GREAT
Pat605rick: mary
Pat605rick: "weed" is so 2002
Pat605rick: 2003 is all about crystal meth
the real story was that i had moved back home, at a brief stab at independence. and i couldnt even live in the house, i had to live in the basement, because my father didn't want to watch me come down off crystal meth
imagine that youre lucky enough to live with your lover. and that you've woken up next to em. the sun is just rising. youre sitting there, gently touching their hair. and you think to yourself, "I FUCKIN HATE YOU"