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    Saturday, October 18th, 2003
    8:37 pm
    work is a bitch


    yes, i haven't been updating. WAY too much work to do. kind of drowning in work.

    i saw a few movies lately. i saw 'Bad Boys2' with nicole and i saw 'Kill Bill' with psyc, tim and co.

    the story of nicole is a complicated tale of raging hormones and bad eyesight. yes, i found out the hard way that we are infact, "just friends". i started off thinking that she wanted me and that i wanted her, or perhaps i just wanted a girlfriend and i didnt care who it was. then the more time i spend with her i found the things i thought were cute were now annoying (she is a rich kid, her parents are divorced and both lawyers [that would have been and intersting divorce] and all she seems to want to do is go shoping or watch a movie. seh tells me about her walk in wardrobe and her seemingly endless supply of shoes, handbags, bikinees, and other paraphernalia.)

    now that there seems to be no chance of us going out i am conflicted between feeling sad i have no girlfreind, and the fact that i want her even though i cant stand her.

    i dont know whats going on.

    somebowdy heeelp meeeee!!!

    oh and buy the way. review on kill bill: volume one
    it totaly rocked. go see it if your over 18. or just download it of the net.... pirates!!!
    -josh

    Current Mood: hopeful
    Current Music: fantaisie sign... its french and its cool
    Monday, September 29th, 2003
    4:08 pm
    girlfriend?



    I am felling very warm right now.
    Please don’t disappear.
    I am spacing out with you.
    I would be happy with just one night in your arms.
    Lets give an extended play together.
    Your telling me that we live too far to love each other,
    But our love can stretch further than the eye can see.
    So how does this make you fell?

    Do you know that when you look at me it is a salvation?
    I’ve been waiting for you for so long..
    I can drive on that road forever.
    I wish to exist, to live on my planet.
    Well, its very hard to say these things in your presence.
    So how does this make you feel?

    So how does this make you feel?

    Current Mood: high
    Sunday, September 14th, 2003
    3:05 pm
    ARRRRR!!! Rated
    I've been busy lately. seems no matter how much work i get done there is always more work to do.

    i went to see pirates of the careb-bean with some friends last night. it was pretty cool.

    dont feel like typing anymore.

    peice out!!!
    Monday, August 18th, 2003
    6:55 pm
    ooooo krispy kreme donuts.




    well i havent updated in a while mostly due to the fact im very busy and also i think no one reads this anymore.

    well onto the donuts. krispy kreme donuts have opened in australia and are pretty dang popular. at 3 in the morning you can see people lining up down the streets. not bad for a company whos only means of advertising is word of mouth.
    ive had some and let me tell you they're pretty good. not line-up-down-the-street good but still good.
    looks like australia is gonna get more fatty fat fat.

    god bless america...


    -a super-sized josh

    Current Mood: full
    Current Music: something for kate
    Monday, July 14th, 2003
    9:32 pm
    zing

    LOVE is your chinese symbol!


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    Sunday, July 6th, 2003
    7:26 pm
    well here is a bit of emotional crap


    Iv'e had some stuff on my mind ...

    i told someone i liked her a few months ago and then she said she didn't like me. "ok" i thought "fair enough." and i left it at that, but now she is being really slack to me and called me ugly and she won't even give me the time of day. i dont know if im being paranoid or if she's imature or if i'm totally wrong. she hurt me, and now i think im ugly and im rather depressed.

    i need to get into the word..
    v
    v
    v
    v
    lizzie u do look like anna paquin!!!




    .... the Hulk was quite disappointing.

    Current Mood: depressed
    Current Music: pod: set your eyes to zion
    Monday, June 30th, 2003
    9:20 pm
    more lesbians than gays.


    hey i dunno, that was the headline of the newspaper infront of me. the newspaper is like 90% crap 9% entertainment and 1% crap.

    so at work today the boss spent an hour going over how to make coffee cuz most of us were crap at it. and by most of us i mean me.

    there are bad quallities to msn. such as when u leave the room to get a snak or somthing and a friend or relative jumps on and start talking crap to everyone, and then u get owned.

    if anyone is interested in homestarrunner.com i found this little info stuff about it and the makers at wired.com and this audio interview on the makers click

    Thursday, June 26th, 2003
    8:15 pm
    women be shopping...



    tafe is over for this term YEAH!!!
    im so happy
    so now i can totally relax for about three weeks. at the moment im decompressing.



    l8r
    Saturday, June 21st, 2003
    12:24 pm
    computer nazis


    well tafe is almost over for this term. But i still have a crap load of assignments to hand in, assignments that are overdue. It's rather stressfull and its giving me more grey hairs than i already have.

    yes im 19 and i have grey hairs.



    you can't plan random

    Sunday, June 15th, 2003
    8:37 pm
    the only reason i watch smallville
    6:26 pm
    yo steve ist yo birthday
    .
    steve had his 21st last night. it was a pretty cool party.
    they had a live band (steve, pete and some of his other mates from uni)
    there was really nice pasta and lots of meat balls (he is itallian)


    now fore a change in tone.



    i really need a girlfriend.... i have a lot of love to give, but sadly no one to give it to.

    i think most of the girls arent intersted in me.... me so sad :(
    Friday, June 13th, 2003
    8:01 pm
    thanks maaaaaaaaaaate!!
    .

    so here is the bigg ass survey

    >START
    >What time is it?: 10:52 pm
    >What is the date?: Thursday 12th June 2003
    >Why are you filling this out?:cuz I need to update n also alba angel said to

    >YOU YOU YOU
    >Full name: Joshua Jeffery Spencer
    >Do you like it?: call me josh
    >Nicknames: spenny or spandex
    >If you could change your first name, what would it be?: I think jay would be cool. Little known fact if I was to be a girl I would be Jessica.
    >(same as above) Middle name?: I think just a letter like T or X
    >Age: 19
    >Sex: yes please… so I’m a male
    >DOB: January 20th 1984
    >Height: 5'11"
    >Weight: latest was at 104 kg
    >Hair color: brown…used to be light now its getting darker
    >Eye color: Brown in the inside greeny blue on the outside
    >Where do you live?: Sydney, NSW,

    >FAMILY
    >Parents names: Jeff, Annie
    >Do you have any siblings?: two younger bro’s
    >If so, what are their names and ages?: Chad 17, Dion 14
    >Do you get along with your brothers/sisters?: when they’re not annoying
    >Pets and names: a stupid bird (“pluck”) is all that is left of the Menagerie
    >Favourite relative: my uncle’s Steve and Dave. I look like Steve, I’m into art and stuff like Dave

    >FAVOURITES
    >Number: 7
    >Colour: red
    >Car: a hummer, preferably with a mounted machinegun
    >Season: winter/ spring
    >Holiday: Christmas
    >Day of the week: Friday
    >Sport: foosball
    >Class: Science cuz our teacher was a crazy nut
    >Drink: vanilla coke
    >Candy: Tim Tams
    >Food: Italian
    >Dessert: I looooooove sticky date pudding
    >TV show: Sienfeld, Simpson’s, futurama, pinky and the brain… other mics cartoons
    >Movie: matrix(s), x-men(s), the usual suspects, pulp fiction, lord of the rings,
    >Actress: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Kristen kruek, Natalie Portman, anna Paquin
    >Word/Phrase: sweet, excellent,
    >Breakfast food: any cereal as long as it has lots of sugar eg. Coco pops, frosty flakes
    >Way to have fun: hanging out with friends, music, drawing, movies



    >FUTURE
    >Are you going to get married?: hopefully one day.
    >Although you cant tell who you'll marry, is there anyone you'd wish it would be?: yeh
    >If so, who?: are u kidding??!!! people I know read this
    >Are you going to have children?: yeh..
    >If yes, how many?: either 2 or 4
    >What will you name them?: Jessica, Sarah, Tara, Dan, Logan, Xavier

    >HAVE YOU EVER
    >Drank: I am Australian…
    >Skinny Dipped: umm.. it was for a prank I got naked but the water was too damn cold
    >Been in a fist fight: yes
    >Punched your sibling/parent: yes
    >Wished you'd die: I wished other people would die
    >Tried to commit suicide: I wanted to kill someone, thank god guns are illegal here
    >Broken a bone: nope
    >Driven illegally: yep
    >Thrown things at your parents: Nope
    >Runaway: for about 10 minutes then I got hungry
    >Filled out a survey this long: no!!!

    >OTHERS
    >Do you right in cursive or print?: both
    >Are you a lefty, righty, or ambidextrious: righty,
    >Do you believe in God?: Yees
    >What’s your religion?: Christian
    >What do you think of Eminem?: he’s ok.. I respect the fool
    >Is Tupac Shakur really dead?: who gives a fug… well danny obviously (inside joke)
    >Do you have braces or glasses?: I have glasses that make me look smart. Used to have braces but before I got the gasses so I was never a real nerd
    >Like milk and cookies?: oh Yeah
    >Ever worn black nail polish?: yeah for a joke.. the girls did it to me.
    >If you could have a 6th sense, what would it be?: I would have 3, telepathy, healing factor, telekinesis
    >Do you think this is stupidly long?: I have shortened it
    >Did you like it?: hand cramps and also I have been typing for too long

    >FINISH
    >What time is it?:8:00pm
    >What is the date?: Friday 13th June,2003…. took me 2 days lol…
    >Why did you just do this?: alba angel told me too

    Current Mood: content
    Tuesday, June 3rd, 2003
    10:19 pm
    this is why you shouldn't tell your friends anything
    this is the msn chat i had with my old high school mates dan and keith

    it started off good then just went wrong.

    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    hey mate
    Dan says:
    hey
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    wasssuuuuuuuuup
    Dan says:
    nothing much mate
    Dan says:
    what about you
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    did some tafe stuff, drew some stuff, coloured some stuff, designed some crap, handed in some crap.
    Dan says:
    ok sick
    Dan says:
    hows work
    Dan says:
    spenny, do you have to wear one of those cute little uniforms mate?
    Dan says:
    and a sick little hat?
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    worked last on... saterday... and its good
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    just the t-shirt and the aprin... sadley no hat
    Dan says:
    are you the guy that tries to give out dsamples?
    Dan says:
    hey?
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    yeha
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    thats me
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    the sampler
    Dan says:
    annoynig mate
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    fear me
    Dan says:
    haha
    Dan says:
    does anyone take them?
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    heaps of people
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    cuz i get in there face and smile and all teh ladies take some
    Dan says:
    hahah
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    of the pretzils not me

    keith has been added to the conversation.

    Dan says:
    the ladies love it hey?
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    now we can all catch up
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    yes the ladies love me
    Dan says:
    what..... old grandmas
    keith says:
    interesting
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    nooooo
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    we're talking about my new job
    Dan says:
    whatsup KEEFEE
    keith says:
    we're are you working
    keith says:
    hey RONNIE
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    pretzil word
    keith says:
    hahaha
    keith says:
    cool
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    HOT PRETZILS
    Dan says:
    he works at the pretzil shop
    Dan says:
    giving out samples at Hornsby
    Dan says:
    hahah
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i gotta say that when there's HOT PRETZILS!!!!
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    not just samples u goon
    keith says:
    ahahaha
    Dan says:
    hehe
    keith says:
    i like hot pretzils
    Dan says:
    he is the guy that stands three with the tray
    keith says:
    hows the pay
    Dan says:
    can you believe it keith, spenny is 19 and got his first Job
    keith says:
    all the pretzils he can eat HAHAHAH
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    shut it
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    yes free pretzils 4 me
    Dan says:
    dont be slack spenny
    Dan says:
    I am a customer, be nice to the customer
    keith says:
    yeah man or we'll put in a complaint
    Dan says:
    hehe, and youll get fired
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    fine
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    ill just get another job
    Dan says:
    and your mum will be so annoyed amte, she wont let you watch M rated movies until you at least 21
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i dont think i am anyway
    keith says:
    hhahaha
    Dan says:
    hahah
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    what a sad life i have
    Dan says:
    haha
    keith says:
    you'll get used to it
    Dan says:
    its alright mate
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    keith im not planning on getting used to it im planned of getting free, getting out
    Dan says:
    Spenny, did you tell Keithy you are a othead nowdays? (this is where it got wrong)
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    othead???
    Dan says:
    POT HEAD
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    WHAT???!!!
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    NO!!!
    keith says:
    oooh
    keith says:
    whats this
    Dan says:
    speeny is a pothead
    Dan says:
    ask him if he has ever smoked it
    keith says:
    have you ever smoked pot josh
    keith says:
    ???
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    no
    keith says:
    LIAR
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    just been to a place where people were
    keith says:
    sure mate
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i didnt puff the majic dragon
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i pass on the grass
    Dan says:
    smoking the mary jane
    keith says:
    ahah
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    skrew u guys
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i never ....
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    ever ever EVER!!!!!
    Dan says:
    he cant spell cause he is stoned
    keith says:
    ahahahha
    keith says:
    u should be ashamed josh
    Dan says:
    Hey BONG HEAD
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    shut you holes
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    YOUR MSKING ME SPELL BACK AND SEEM STONED
    Dan says:
    Hey BONG HEAD you arent making any sence
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    shut the f**ck up
    Dan says:
    Tell Keefe that you didnt take a wif of a bong
    Dan says:
    and it smelt "dirty"
    Dan says:
    now now, bong bong dont swear
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i was just at the party, and people there had pot
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i didnt have any
    keith says:
    oooh
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    i never said i did
    Dan says:
    WE HAVE HEARD ENOUGH
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    WHAT!!!
    keith says:
    i'm going to tell your mum
    Dan says:
    BONG HEAD

    Dan says:
    hahah
    Dan says:
    yeah spenny, unlucky boss, i am getting on the phone now matre
    Dan says:
    hahah
    Dan says:
    and i am going to tell your dad that you put a virus on the computer and are not telling him
    Dan says:
    hahahah
    keith says:
    and then we'll tell your boss about your illegal habits
    Dan says:
    and complain about the service we received
    keith says:
    too right
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    man u guys suck
    Dan says:
    oih put that machine down mate
    Dan says:
    its doing you more harm than good mate
    Dan says:
    Bongs arent peices of \breathing aparatus
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    what the hell r u talking about....
    Dan says:
    I cant make it any clearer
    Dan says:
    TAKE THE BONG OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MATE
    keith says:
    hahah
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    ok fine... im smoking right now okay does that make u happy???
    Dan says:
    we cant believe anythingyou say
    Dan says:
    you are under the influence
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    oh no dad im just burning candles
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    ...
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    u guys still there??
    Dan says:
    ........
    keith says:
    .............................................................................................................................................................................................................
    ............................................................................................................................................................................
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    a yes would have been fine
    Dan says:
    yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    now u guys r the ones who sound high
    Dan says:
    es yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
    keith says:
    your a nob your a nob your a nob your a nobyour a nob your a nob your a nob your a nob your a nob your a nob
    Dan says:yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    u guys are cracked
    Dan says:
    how do we sound mate? is the computer speaking?
    Dan says:
    can you hear our voices through the computer
    Dan says:
    sounds like you have gone cook coo
    Dan says: nob your a nob your a nob your a nobyour a nob your a nob
    Dan says:
    hi
    Dan says:
    and you are smacked......... what is worse i leave up to you to decide
    Dan says:
    Josh = BONG HEAD
    Dan says:
    Josh = BONG HEAD
    Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh = BONG HEAD Josh
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:

    Dan says:
    speny mate, you really are punching out the words mate, compared to us
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    yeh Ctrl v makes you
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    so gay

    Dan says:

    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    so very gya
    Dan says:


    keith says:
    mmm
    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    realy cracked
    Dan says:
    ok i am off
    Dan says:
    seeya
    keith says:
    me too

    Dan has left the conversation.

    --spenny-- knowing is good says:
    f*ckers
    keith says:
    cya

    Current Mood: pissed off
    Monday, June 2nd, 2003
    5:32 pm
    ok this is the real one
    .
    i just remembered everything .... here goes

    had a mad chat to alba angel on msn... she is one cool chick

    this comic basically sums up the creepyness of horny nerds.

    Friday night youth was awsome here is a rundown of the shananigens...
    *i drew a dragon on dan's cast ... he thinks its sweet as .. flick liked it too. ^_^
    *tried to talk to caela (green_mermaid) but it feels a bit awkward after i told her i like her and ... rejected.
    *chris likes hentai (he thinks the tenticle ones are funny) ewwww.....
    *had a tug-of-war between NRG and young adults ... we kicked ass
    *had a pinyada (tell me, is the stick ment to break when u hit the pinyada)
    *at the end of the night we got the massive blow up ball it's taller than me (6"foot).. me and dazz (the youth leader) went around and tried to waist people with it. i got smacked in the head with it .... that thing is hard its not a plastic beach ball, its made from rubber and cavass... now i feel sorry for that little kid we decked.

    aaaaaaaaand..........
    After church sunday night we had another pancake jamboree ... taisteeeee

    for some reason im gonna tell you all the nick names i've been given..

    THE STUPID PARENT ONES: JJ, muscles, gromit, joshy (I HATE JOSHY!!!!)
    THE STUPID SCHHOL ONES: square head, Igor. (these need explaining but won't)
    THE GOOD SCHOOL ONES: combat carl (cuz for a while i was full into tha army), spenny *(from spencer).
    THE YOUTH ONE: spandex (apparently also from spencer)

    *On the night that never happened i think i was called spenny 437 times... (this night will never be spoken of again)

    Current Mood: cold
    Current Music: pod - thinking about forever
    5:17 pm
    quick update
    Quick update about me

    AGE: 19
    DOB: 20/jan/1984
    LOCATION: sydney/ nsw/ australia

    STUDY: graphic design at tafe
    WORK: yes!!! i finally got an actual job, working at pretzil world. ... first job at 19 pretty damn sad

    DRIVERS LICENCE: no ... 19 and no drivers... even sadder


    thats just whats goin on atm not much hey... might update later when i dont have a foggy head.. damn computers.

    Current Mood: groggy
    Current Music: puff the magic dragon...
    Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
    1:16 pm
    spenny is very lazzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
    i wanted to do some work today but ended up doing crap all.

    my 'drawing for design' teacher wants me to resubmit an assignment i did she said i "could have done better".

    danny and i quoted the bill as we walked to teh trainstation, "bullocks"!!! , "easy tiger", "oi oi oi", "you're nicked"!!! - man i havent seen the bill for 5 years ... thats good too cuz it was crap.


    just dont ask!!!

    Current Mood: bored
    Tuesday, May 27th, 2003
    5:36 pm
    then i put on my cloak and wizard hat.
    .


    funny stuff here ....

    ..... i lauhed so hard a little pee came out

    one funny quote

    Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck.
    Do you have any scissors?

    Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back
    undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my
    breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

    Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting
    the clasp.

    Current Mood: impressed
    Current Music: bork bork bork
    5:12 pm
    greasy pizza and beer
    .

    psyc invited me to Ians for a bit of a party and it was pretty interesting

    some of the nights happenings:

    *A lot of beer. Too much beer. ... felt a little sick
    *drunk girl got video taped para an almost got a cap gun up her butt.
    *a fish bowl bong. i didn't partispate cuz i pass on the grass.
    *cigars taist like crap
    *invader zim is alot funnier at 5 in the morning
    *laughed at the drunk guys playing chess...
    *black pudding is not that bad @ 2 in the morning
    * French n brazillian chicks. dropped the brazillian one on her head while she was showing me the samba.
    * religion arguments matrix phelosophical debates and a drunk guy explaining dark matter and the chaos theory.
    * then at 6 in the morn Ian started to scare me ... rambling and such... he wanted me to smoke some pott with him .. ummm no!!!
    * some cops turned up because of the hitting neighbours with lemons

    Current Mood: drunk
    Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
    2:07 pm
    you want me to comment on the matrix don't you...
    ...
    ...
    well i saw the matrix on thursday night which was the opening night, midnight.
    i liked it. some people didn't... i dunno i wasn't as good as the first but it wasn't exactly crap.

    this is the only reason i watch smallville... kristen kreuk



    psyc gave me some mad anime *(ah-nee-may) thanks man.
    my favourite is trigun and beebop.



    *here is the story ,,, psyc and i were in borders the other day checkin out the graphic novels and these two school girls came up and saying " oh my gosh i love anime" and saying it "an-nee-mee" when i didnt give it much notice but psyc just gave me the most greesy look mouthing, what the fu...??? an-nee-mee????
    well i couldnt stand the look anymore so i just had to correct the girls by telling them the correct pronounciation --- --- although i probably shouldn't talk, my spelling and grammer is absolutaly crap.


    end transmition.

    Current Mood: morose
    Saturday, May 10th, 2003
    8:57 pm
    the sexy smurf???.... yes please.
    the other night at the sampsons house we had a pancake jamboree.

    We disused the lack of girls at our youth group, what girls we would like, and the hotness of a few. These fantasy girls would include: Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, Natalie Portman, liv tyler, beyonce Knowles, Christina millian, and some other desirables.

    Naked George revealed his fantasy wife would be mystique from x-men. This being that she could change into any woman he wanted, so he could say, “okay, tonight I want to sleep with this person.” Yes nath I would agree….hehhe

    Tafe is getting stressful and expensive … we are about ready to kill nazi bitch.

    Psyc found this very funny link … much enjoyment is to be had with the moon song Basically it’s a song sung by two demented possums or something … yes its quite funny.

    This song and other crazy stuff can be found at rathergood.com


    thats all folks

    Current Mood: amused
    Current Music: "our lady peace" dunno the band... cool song tho
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