Wow this is long... >:D
1) First Grade Teacher: Mrs. Krusell
2) Last word you said: lude
3) Last song you sang: Budda Crapped on my Toast
4) Last person you hugged: Shannon
5) Last thing you laughed at: me and claires wonderful potty talk songs
6) Last time you said I love you: today
7) Last time you cried: monday.... IVE BEEN DIVORCED
8) What's in your CD player: Tool Aenima
9) What colour socks are you wearing: black with little white moons
10) What's under your bed: wahoos yearbooks, some nerf bow-and-arrow things, dust bunnies, hell knows what else
11) What time did you wake up today: 6:49
12) Current taste: apple crisp granola bar
13) Current hair: straight and oily and nasty
14) Current clothes: jeans, black wahoos shirt thats been devoured by rosie, and a ppg shirt
15) Current annoyance: these god damn fucking ludes keep popping up on my comp
17) Current desktop picture: Keroppi
18) Current worry: Immmm gonna fail the math test tomorrow
19) Current hate: school
20) Story behind your Blurty username: im a spazz, not as spazzzy as spazzzmanpoo, and spazzier than a spaz, im a girl, and i love the poo in the street
21) Current favourite article of clothing: my caffeines
22) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: shoes
23) Last CD that you bought: tool aenima
24) Favourite place to be: bed
25) Least favourite place: school
26) Time you wake up in the morning: 6:30 everyday unless its a sunday... cos on sundays i wake up at 4 in the morning
27) if you could play an instrument, what would it be: bagpipes
28) Favourite color(s): blue, pink, silver, glow in the dark green
29) Do you believe in an afterlife: hell focking ludes yes
30) How tall are you: 5'3"
31) Current favourite word/saying: FOCKING LUDES!!!
32) Favourite book: lord of the rings
33) Favourite season: summer
34) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: BRITTNEY!!!!!!!
35) Favourite day: wednesday
36) Where do you want to go: tokyo
37) Type a line you remember from any book: it shit Godzilla - Seabiscuit
38) A random lyric: how i wish you were here
39) Identify some things surrounding your computer: teething rings, necklaces, altoids, a monkey, wind chimes, a phone, glue, tooth paste, a beer bottle, neosporin, scissors, a meatwad sticker, an M&M, a fuzzy pen, a brush, tape, a chip clip, a watch, a razor, SPARKAY!!!!!
40) Fill in the blank: luuuuudes!!
41)What do you want to be doing right now?: admiring the dookie in the street
42) With whom?: claire! duh!
42) Favorite movies: Scary Movie 1, dumb and dumber, lord of the rings, happy gilmore
43) Who is your hero: well i have alot of heroes so deal with it!!!!!: claire, shannon, melissa, skiball, the dookie in the street, the care bears, my dog, andy, and mannnnnnny moooooooooooooooore
44) middle name: wouldnt you like to know
45) what did u learn today: that from now until wednesday we have half days
46)do you have a boyfriend: pshhhh yeah......................... right
47) mentally how old are you: 9
48)do you speak any other languages besides english: si you goddamn lude!!!!!
49)whats your s/n: spazzgirlpoo
50)are you glad its over?: what?
Birth date: June 3
Current Location: room
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: rightee
Zodiac Sign: gemini
Your heritage: thai/irish
The shoes you wore today: red converse
Your weakness: im easily distracted
Your fears: butch cheerleaders... lol claire
Your perfect pizza: pepperoni and
Goal you'd like to achieve: dont fail skazool!
Your most overused phrase on AIM: what the FUCK!?
Your thoughts first waking up: is that a can on my ceiling?
Your most missed memory: savannah and me at atsion lake
Pepsi or Coke: poopsi
McDonald's or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or group dates: depends.... >:D
Adidas or Nike: adidas campus style all the way
Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea!
Chocolate or vanilla: chOOcolate
Cappuccino or coffee: whichever one makes me hyper-er
Smoke: ew penis ew no
Cuss: you bet your fucking ass i do
Sing: pshhh what a good one
Take a shower everyday: no :)
Do you think you've been in love: ummmm sure
Want to go to college: KEGGERS!!
Like(d) high school: havent been
Want to get married: um... we'll see
Believe in yourself: hahaha no
Get motion sickness: noooo
Think you're attractive: Nooooo
Think you're a health freak: hahaha HELL NO
Get along with your parent(s): most of the times
Like thunderstorms: yay!
Play an instrument: acoustic geetar now... bass after xmas :)
In the past month...
Drank alcohol: YES!
Done a drug: noooo
Had Sex: nooooo
Made Out: noooooo
Gone on a date: noooooo
Gone to the mall: noooooo
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yesh!!!
Eaten sushi: yesh!!!!
Been on stage: noooo!
Been dumped: ive been divorced if that counts :-/
Gone skating: yeees.. on fat charles's peanut board! lol claire
Made homemade cookies: no :(
Gone skinny dipping: nooo but i pissed on a pool cover
Dyed your hair: yes
Stolen anything: nooooo
Played a game that required removal of clothing: ehehe maaaaaaaybe
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: h e l l YES
Been caught "doing something": ew penis ew no
Been called a tease: no
Gotten beaten up: yess
Shoplifted: ... nooooo ....
Changed who you were to fit in: hmmmm well i changed myself but not to fit in
Age you hope to be married: 28
Numbers and Names of Children: 2 bam and lucy!!!!!!!
Describe your Dream Wedding: its.... gonna be on mt. everest and were gonna be dressed like eskimos and were gonna parachute down to the grownd
How do you want to die: of chemical poison from eating a glowstick
What do you want to be when you grow up: the bassist in my band
What country would you most like to visit: JaPaN
In a guy.
Best eye color?: green
Best hair color?
Short or long hair: shorter than shoulders, longer than ears
Height: short, tall, medium... who cares!?
Best weight: not fat like charlie but not a stick like ..... some really skinny guy
Best articles of clothing: shoes... -drool-
Best first date location: arcade!
Best first kiss location: arcade!
Number of drugs taken illegally: zerro
Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
Number of CDs that I own: wayyy too many to count
Number of piercings: 2
Tatoos: 1... a temporary tatoo, that is ;)
Number of scars on my body: seven thousand
Music: I Like Hubcaps - Brak
wellll yesterday i threw up in the morning and my mean old mommy made me go to school anyway... and i just came right back home so it was pretty pointless. and i stayed home today cause i felt like a fat dog who tried to eat a poisonous grass during a heatwave in summer and the grass poisoned the dog and the dog fell on the hot street and started having stomach spaZms and a car that was being driven by a cat came and hit the dog. YeP. thats basically how i felt. and i was talkin to some girl and shes like whatcha up to and i was like nothin im just chillin at the holiday inn and she said i was such a thug. WoW i thought that was DitzT's job. well... actually it is.
oh and here's some words of wisdom:
1. never become a fat dog
2. never eat poisoned grass
3. especially during a heatwave in the middle of summer
4. don't fall on hot asphault
5. be nice to =^-^= s
6. or if youre going to be mean to cats, keep them away from cars
awwwww right. :D ohhhh man i feel so plastered right now... and my hair feels like the exxon val dez just took the piss-of-the-millennium on it. i need to showah. baaaaaaaaaaadly. i havent showered since..... ... sunday night. ohhhh yes.. i smell like a rat's ass. a huge, smelly, lice's lice's lice infested rat's ass. oh yes. very much so. alrighty time to be a lazy bumass some more and practice my "sprucer"-ing skills. hahahaha andrea you are very much so my hero for EVER using that word. sprucer. hahaha ... spruc.. hahaha nevermind.
Catcha and beatcha up later
~*a comfortably numb.....
Music: Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
ooooooooooooooooooooo0ooooooo man today was s0o0o funnay! well yesterday melissa came over and we went to do that stupid community clean up thing which was funny because i found a beer bottle that had algae in the neck and i turned it over and the the bottle like crapped the algae out and it was the funniest./.grossest thing ever!!!!!!! then claire asked fuzz if the priest was at his house!!!! holy crap i pissed myself... its like a daily routine thing for me now... to just piss my pants hhahhaa
xClairybearyx (7:20:55 PM): THERE"S A SHIT HIDING IN CASSI"S PANTOLONAS!!!
xClairybearyx (7:21:38 PM): ooooooooooooooooooooohh ok
xClairybearyx (7:21:51 PM): ur ugly
spazzgirl poo (7:22:00 PM): i know
spazzgirl poo (7:22:01 PM): hahahahhah
xClairybearyx (7:22:10 PM): LMAO!
xClairybearyx (7:22:55 PM): :-):-):-):-)
xClairybearyx (7:22:59 PM): eheheh
xClairybearyx (7:23:01 PM): aahh
xClairybearyx (7:23:07 PM): fix it!!!
oo man we are so0o hypah
and claire came over to help clean up the leaves and my brother shoved them all in a bag and he looked like santa then he ran me over with the bag then i hit him with the rake then i ate eggs and now im here typing this journal entry!!!!!
xClairybearyx (7:23:15 PM): OMG IT"S STUCK!!
wow claire thats dirrty
how funny :-p ahahaha
Music: Synthesizzler - Hallucinogen
oyyyyy i have so much homework to do... I HAAAAATE SCHOOOOOOL and im tired and i wanna go to bedd...... holy SHIT ON TOAST!!!! yeah... .. . o0o0o man im so............... .... i totally forgot what i was going to write... >:D yeah well i went over claires house earlier and i pissed on her pool cover and she sprayed me with something thats supposed to kill weeds. then we were 'doing our homework' on her deck and then chadam came up to her fence and was like standing there so we grabbed our books and sprinted inside and locked all the doors and i almost shit my pants cause i was so *flippin* scared!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY CANT HE GO HOME!!!!!!! IS HE TO GOOD FOR HIS HOOOOOOOOME!? hheheh well today i got hit by a flying keg and wel... actually im not alive anymore.. im actually dead! yeah! DEATH BY FLYING KEG!!!!!! you didnt think it was possible... but oh... yes... its VERY possible... >:D otay well i better go do some =dookie= homework and so yeah. ooooo man im outta it....
~* tirp e
Music: Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper sugar hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper doritos hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper leaf hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper pile hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper muffin hyper hyper hyper HYPEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!
yippeeeeeeeeE! im s0o0o hyper..... hyper hyper hyperr!!!!! well yesterday i got me a pair of red chuck taylors and im damn prowd! and today lex and timma came down to shabongalong and we raked leaves and cleaned the gutters... and i made a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii
Music: The Misty Mountain Hop - Led Zepplin
So... tired.... can't.... sleep.... ohh man! i pissed myself for the second day in a row... im so proud :-p yep. wednesday night... ooo boy.. ski n claire slept over and had a lil too much to drink! and we made some phone calls... and i was laughing so hard a pissed myself. then we didnt go to bed till 2 am and claire was snoring and skiball's care bear was raping us!! hooooly whack that was scary as hell hahah.. "then my parents died and my brother left me on the side of the road, then i slept in a garbage can, then that garbage man came and dumped me in the trash truck, then i narrowly escaped death and then!!! then i saw your car coming, and i tried to get your attention, BUT YOU RAN ME OVER!!! THEN YOU PUT IT IN REVERSE AND RAN ME OVER AGAIN!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU PSYCHOPATIC BITCH!!!! please dont fuck my mother you motherfucker" oooo man i almost pissed my pants over that one too >.< aww right im tired and about to fall asleep at the keyboard.... -_-
Music: Run Like Hell - Pink Floyd