i'm at my house waiting on a load of laundry to dry before i make my way back to john and zofie's for the night. they left me some money for groceries and meals while i'm housesitting, and i feel rather dodgy for accepting, but i can't really talk because i just returned from spending some of it on fresh fruits (insert joke here) and vegetables.

in line at the grocery store, i was very distracted by the cover of the new issue of teen people. hot damn. for a brief moment, i considered buying it, but then i remembered that henry david thoreau story in which he threw out a piece of limestone after he realized how much time he spent polishing it, and decided that it might be in my best interest to pass this one up. besides, i would've looked like an utter fool.

watermelon ... beep. carrots ... beep. pineapple ... beep. teenybopper periodical with luscious shot of seann william scott on the cover ... oh, it won't scan? oh, you're going to ask the other cashier how much it is? oh, you're going to hold it up and wave it around so she can see which one you're talking about? oh, everyone is snickering behind my back?

yeah. no. i had the right idea.

in other news, kazaa finally finished my eagerly-awaited download of paula abdul's "vibeology" music video. you know, it's the simple things in life that put the biggest smiles on my face. like the girly ethusiasm with which paula squeals "horny horn!" and really, who needs seann william scott beefcake when i have that?