| School homework: My Self-biography(A short tale) |
[26 Apr 2007|06:01am] |
Ok, more than a biography this is a little tale about my life, it’s not interesting or deep and it’s not funny at all, so ENJOY!
So, everything started when I was born, that was in Caracas, in our dear country Venezuela of course, at June 27th, in The Avila clinic, so my mom(Mireya) and my dad(Juan Manuel) had a pretty boy who they called Juan(yup, that’s my name) and that is the only thing I know, because I don’t have any memories before have like 5 years old, (excepting when I drank a bottle with kerosene thinking that it was coke or something like that, but that’s another history, lol) so besides that, I just know that we (my mom, my dad and I), lived in Caracas for a short time, then we moved to Santa Teresa del Tuy, (I don’t even remember where that shit is) and lived there for some years, oh! I forgot something very important, my sister birth, ok that was in Caracas too at January 3rd of 1990, about that… well, what can I say… have a little sister it’s a pain in the assl, (brings too much problems) but isn’t that bad either, yeah, it’s hard to explain. Ok, after living in Santa Teresa del Tuy we moved again, this time to Turmero, in the Aragua state, and we’ve lived there ever since. About my studies, that is a totally different business, cause I ain’t exactly a “model student”, (well I’m not a regular student really…), so I’ll try to resume my life as a student (as much as I can, lol) because it’s a long history and very very boring, (actually, it’s so fucking boring that I’m getting sleep already…lol) but I suppose I can say that I started my studies with the wrong foot, at 3rd level my teacher told my mom that I didn’t know how to read and write so well as the other students of my class(I think that was b&#!%$it) anyway that b$#$& made me reproof 3rd level, at first grade strangely I was one of the best students of my class, the same thing happened at second grade, but at third grade the things started to go wrong again(I don’t know why, I think I got bored of studing or something), when finally I let the white shirt behind I started with the blue one, and… once again I messed it up, yeah, I reproved 7th grade, that was because I didn’t assist too much often(never) to classes, after that I had to start again the 7th grade, and this time I got 20 in everything…!!!(I’m f&%$ing lying, I reproved again, but I went to reparation (that’s a test that you do when you have reproved the subject already and gives you a chance to graduate the subject) and I passed to 8th grade, after all this, I got into the Simon Bolivar highschool (like if that s&$%t could be called a real highschool) to start with 8th grade, !BUT!, hehehehe, (this is getting so f&!%i#!g annoying) I didn’t went to classes so I reproved again, !!yeeeaahhh!!, !another year lost!, it’s so f&%$&%g sad, well that’s all my life as a student, also I took some courses computers stuff in other institutions, courses about assembling and disassembling computers and basic programming; For my future I expect to study systems engineering at some crappy college, other way I’ll make myself a drug dealer or somo s$#t like that tand I’ll try keep me alive and out of jail ‘til a buy a hummer.
There you go…, that’s my whole life in just one single page !!!yup… that SUCKS!!! And it’s kinda sad too. OH! And one more thing, if you are one of those who must be thinking: hahaha this dude is the only asshole who fucks himself up in a self biography, then you might be right, well, IT’S FOR SCHOOL ANYWAY.
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indifferent
bored
pissed off