12:01PM - absolutely love this... the end.
When girls drink too much...
1. we have absolutely no idea where our purse is
2.we believe that dancing with our arms overhead & wiggling our butt while yelling woohoo is truly the sexiest dance move around
3. we've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones ass & honestly believe we can do it
4. In our last bathroom visit we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just a few hours ago
5. we start telling everyone we see we love them SOO much & sometimes even start crying.
6.we get extremely excited everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD! i LOOOOVE this song"
7. Weve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us
8. weve suddenly taken up smoking & become really good at it
9. we yell at the bar tender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just lemonade but thats because we can no longer taste the vodka
10. when our eyes don't seem to want to stay open on their own anymore we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
11. our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
12. we get tired so we sit on the floor, regardless of where we happen to be standing, and sometimes even take a quick nap.
13. we feel the need to take pictures with EVERYONE - even that creepy kid sitting next to us whose name we know we won't remember the next day.
14. seeing someone we know becomes such a huge event that we have to scream in excitement everytime we see them - even if it's been multiple times within the same night..
15. we take our shoes off because we believe it is their fault we are having trouble walking straight
exhausted