| I missed this!?!?!?! |
[15 Dec 2007|06:50pm] |
The Mr. Wilson College rap last year described my life almost exactly! You can you-tube the actual rap, but here are the lyrics:
I graduated from high school, I was as cool as can be,
Number one in my class, population 23.
I took 5 AP classes, man, that's a lot.
And I'm going to Princeton, while they go to Rutgers to rot.
Orientation week started and things couldn't be better.
I registered at my college and they gave me a free sweater.
I looked at the frosh, thought, "Time to meet these fools,"
But upon closer inspection, they all went to better schools.
That kid left high school with a 5.0.
I didn't even think that was effing possible, yo.
That girl was on Jeopardy and knew all the answers,
And those 3 kids there, they effing cured cancer.
As soon as I heard this, I knew it was bad.
My time at Princeton would be pretty sad.
I been studying all day, I don't ever see the sun.
All my friends at other schools say that they're having fun.
All I know is that I gotta run,
And get away from Princeton.
I'm halfway through classes and it's been a struggle.
It's like everyone's a wizard and I'm just a Muggle.
I want to go to med school for further education,
But how am I supposed to get in with effing grade deflation?
I work real hard just to get B's and C's,
But my friends at Harvard spend their days catching Z's.
They IM me all night, I'm like, "Don't ya'll have work?"
They say, "Dude, this is college, it ain't high school, ya dork."
Here I am at Princeton, studying to death,
And those kids do nothing? WTF!
I'm so effing stressed, feel like I gotta shout.
I'm in over my head; I just want to get out.
Then that's when it hit me: Why stay here and fail?
So I made some calls and applied to transfer to Yale.
I been studying all day, I don't ever see the sun.
All my friends at other schools say that they're having fun.
All I know is that I gotta run,
And get away from Princeton.
I'm heading to New Haven where I'll have to tote a gun,
But at least over there I'll be back to number one.
You guys know I'll miss ya'll a ton,
But it's time to say goodbye to Princeton
(the end)
HAAA I looked up the transfer app to Yale last year!!!!
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| Saturday Five. Well, I missed friday. |
[15 Dec 2007|10:29pm] |
1. What sets you apart from your friends? Hmm. I've never been drunk.
2. What sets you apart from your family? I'm much more laid back.
3. What sets you apart from your coworkers/fellow students? I've never been drunk, and I'm much more laid back.
4. What is the one thing about you that is most unique? My taste in music.
5. What is your most interesting quality? My ability to adopt almost anyone's sense of humor if I'm around them long enough.
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