| What comes to mind when you hear.. |
| ..snow?: | the farm |
| ..rain?: | Me-mom's house |
| ..tornado?: | the movie Twister |
| ..summer love?: | Grease |
| ..Jon?: | Summerton...somerton....That weird kid! |
| ..Mike?: | some random brunette guy with a chain around his neck |
| ..Shea?: | Butter |
| ..banana?: | our kitchen |
| ..dizzy?: | me and lenny twirling in the old living room |
| ..Laura?: | Reese |
| ..Juan?: | a conceited mexican kid |
| ..car?: | some popular girl in her new convertible |
| ..white?: | a white convertible |
| ..peppermint?: | when I choked on a mint and had to wait for it to melt |
| ..New Found Glory?: | some band |
| ..placebo?: | biology |
| ..orange juice?: | summer mornings |
| ..candid camera?: | the mall |
| ..sister?: | katie |
| ..brother?: | Lenny |
| ..hate?: | me screaming in someone else's house....I can't put a finger on whose it is |
| ..school?: | HT Elementary school |
| ..President?: | Bill Clinton (now I do know who our current prez is) |
| ..football?: | Big stupid guys playing a big stupid game. In my opinion |
| ..rap?: | some short black guy with a white bandana and baggy clothes |
| ..pop?: | American Idol |
| ..rock?: | A stage with a rock band on it |
| ..punk?: | Zitty teenage boys whining with guitars |
| ..sex?: | a hotel room |
| ..death?: | a coffin |
| ..baby?: | a really fat and cute baby. |
| ..duuude?: | ashton kutcher |
| ..the end?: | God |
| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | no |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | no. Once every few weeks. |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | never |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | depends on where I am. On average probably 25 times. |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | never |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | no |
| Do you steal?: | no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | no |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | no |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | yes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | no |
| Do you read books often?: | more often than most |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | no |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | no |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | no |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | no |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no |
| Are you intelligent?: | yes |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | no |
| Black eyeliner?: | yes |
| Black eyeshadow?: | no |
| Black trenchcoat?: | no |
| Black boots?: | no |
| Black fishnets?: | no |
| Black nail polish?: | no |
| Cigarettes?: | no |
| Heavy metal music?: | no |
| Marilyn Manson?: | no |
| Kittie?: | no |
| Cradle of Filth?: | no |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | yes, hah |
| Do you like to be seen as: | ? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yes |
| An atheist?: | no |
| Horrible home life?: | no |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | no |
| Big black boots?: | no |
| Mohawk?: | no |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | no |
| Wild hair colors?: | no |
| NOFX?: | no |
| Rancid?: | no |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | no |
| A: | B? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | Higher than the average jock I bet |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | I rarely think about sports |
| Are you arrogant?: | no |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | holy crap no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | I am but I don't tease people for it |
| Boobs = yes?: | no? |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | none |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | some |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | smaller than yours |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | no |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they're all gay or stupid |
| Thongs?: | no |
| Pretty bras?: | no |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | I think my subscripitions have run out |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | neither in theory |
| Are you a feminist?: | no |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | yes |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | less often than normal |
| How about your armpits?: | more often than my legs |
| Are you emotional?: | yes |
| Especially when on your period?: | I never take notice but probably yes |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | both |
| Stability or Freedom?: | both |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | interpersonal? |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | both damn you |
| Understood or Individual?: | I wish I were understood about things! |
| You or Them?: | ME. |