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I'm still here!
Hello, friends! I just realised that it has been TWO WEEKS since I last blogged! I am so sorry! I've been so busy lately trying to get my design portfolio together, chasing other careers, working at my current job, seeing my boyfriend etc etc, that I just haven't had time to blog. Boo hoo. Plus, I had all these ideas about what I wanted to write about, but then I had too MANY ideas, and I didn't know which ones to choose!
It is almost my bedtime, so alas, I will be lazy and write in point form. And I may elaborate on the more interesting points in a later post. I think I should give up on promising to tell stories in future posts, because I always forget, or I decide that the story is too mean (eg. the story of Pete-the-Stalker that I never got around to telling). So I will just say "maybe" instead.
Here's the list!
I'm heading to Hollywood, baby!
I auditioned for a movie last Tuesday! I will be playing a school girl! It is a supporting role! I might have to wear a swimming costume! I tried to diet for a day (I have a bit of a tummy, you see) but gave up because it was boring and hard!
Eyeballs 1
My boyfriend Geoff got an infection on the cornea of his right eye! How yucky is that? He had an eye doctor scrape off the infection (EW!), and then Geoff had to spend the next few days lying on his back in the dark, pausing only to put eye drops in every hour! I rushed to his side and did my best to be a good girlfriend. I sat with him in the dark and read him his uni readings using a torch. It was a bit tricky, though, because he has to read plays, so I had to try different accents to help separate the character's voices. Do you think Florence Nightingale ever did anything like that? I was reading an Italian play that had character names like "Smeraldina"- it was tricky!
Eyeballs 2
Geoff visited me at work yesterday, and an undercover security guard followed him AGAIN! This time, they thought he was a pervert! Thankfully, they thought he was perving on me, which is fine by me. If Geoff was perving on some other girl (which he never does, by the way), I would have been mad. And I can get REALLY mad. Geoff and I were in the city one night, and this random girl walked up to Geoff and slapped his butt, and then she laughed and ran away! I was SO MAD that I turned around and stomped after her, dragging Geoff behind me. I was ranting, "That bitch! No-one is gonna slap your butt except for ME! Who does she think she is?" Anyway, I got closer to the girl, and even though she was heaps shorter than me, she looked sturdier, stronger and meaner. So I changed my mind about the confrontation. Anyway, Geoff wasn't perving at me AT ALL that day- he was just watching me while I served customers, so that he could say hello to me once they left! I later spoke to the undercover security guy and he said that it was definitely Geoff's beard that made him look like a pervert. Hmmm.
Divas
I joined a choir because I thought it would be fun, but then I quit a bit later because it wasn't fun at all! Some people were really mean to me!
The magic hat
Geoff bought a magic hat for 50c, which made me want to get a magic hat, too! So I bought one, only mine cost $35! No! I think I must explain about the magic hat, but that will have to wait. Sorry.
Phew! That turned into a loooooong post! Well, happy Monday peeps, and I will fill you in on more goss soon!
Lots of love,
Carla Gypsygirl |