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(bite the carrot) [12 Aug 2003|03:33pm]

(bite the carrot) BWAH HA HA HA! [09 Aug 2003|01:49am] [ mood | devious ] Best Blonde Joke Ever! Yes, I'm in 'evil sod' mode tonight.

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) Oh, the stunning POWAH [06 Aug 2003|10:37am] [ mood | amused ] Why yes, I do believe that the universe attempts to guide my path through subliminal messages carried by inanimate objects and odd smells. I find this pen to be a mighty tool, forging a connection between the universal soul and my consciousness. Also, it has pretty colours. Shiny!

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) You are feeling sleepy.... [31 Jul 2003|09:55am] [ mood | giddy ] *blink* How long was I sitting here watching this?

(3 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) *wince* [29 Jul 2003|09:45pm] [ mood | surprised ] Okay, this link isn't for the faint of heart. Those of you with a penis might not want to click the link. OUCHIE!

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) The carrot returns... [28 Jul 2003|10:54pm] ...bringing strange links. Oh, and if you want to know what's been keeping me busy recently, my new website is up.

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) The things you find in chatrooms. [04 Jul 2003|10:32pm] [ mood | amused ] Oh give me a locus Where the gravitons focus Where the three body problem is solved Where microwaves play Down at three degrees K And the cold virus never evolved Oh home on Lagrange Where the space debris always collects We have so it seems Two of man's greatest dreams Solar power and Zero Gee sex...

(bite the carrot) [01 Jul 2003|10:21pm] Best Photoshop Phriday EVER

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) HA! [23 Jun 2003|01:43pm] sexycarrot Magic Number 10 Job Despot Personality I'd Quite Like One Temperament Check My Pulse Sexual Straight Likely To Win A Place On The Bench (For The Reserves) Me - In A Word Startling Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) Hmmm, interesting... [02 Jun 2003|07:09pm] [ mood | amused ] The Six Beers Theory

(bite the carrot) Yup, that looks about right... [02 May 2003|01:37pm] [ mood | amused ] What your desktop does when you're not watching...

(bite the carrot) Well, at least he's orange! [23 Apr 2003|01:52pm] [ mood | relaxed ] Sexycarrot's Battle Imp is Eaery Backstabbing: 7 Dodgin': 8 Guts: 10 Magic Mojo: 3 Smackdown: 4 Will your battle imp beat Sexycarrot's? Enter your name and fight.

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) 'lo [01 Apr 2003|02:03am] Y'know, if you put 'tripe' into that battle monkey meme you get a zero score? Anyone want a journalfen code? I've got nine left. It's not just fandom_wank over there y'know. There's other fandom stuff. Like my inner bitch emerging, and really cool custom moods.

(bite the carrot) Fear me, I have awesome monkey powah! [27 Mar 2003|10:16pm] [ mood | monkeyfied ] sexycarrot is a Brain-Eating Stealth Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat sexycarrot, enter your name:

(1 mouthful | bite the carrot) Gah! Y'freakin' the Hell out of me! [25 Mar 2003|05:38pm] SPOOOOOOOKEH!

(bite the carrot) It's important to keep some perspective in times like these [23 Mar 2003|10:58am] [ mood | restless ] What to do during a terrorist attack.

(4 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) FBI'S most bizarre deaths of 2002 [16 Mar 2003|12:03am] [ mood | surprised ] ( Oh, that's gotta hurt )

(5 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) Stupid carrotmail [15 Mar 2003|01:13am] [ mood | annoyed ] I've just discovered that my carrotmail account is buggered yet again. If anyone has sent me anything using that addy since whenever, I haven't got it. Sorry. If it was important, try again at moonloon101 AT angelfire.com. So anyway. How about some of my schmoopy Hobbit slash? One kiss, one erection, and no harsh language.

(2 mouthfuls | bite the carrot) Gah! [14 Mar 2003|04:12pm] [ mood | amused ] Computer problems make me want to go here, and click on the frog. Or do terrible terrible things to goldfish.

(bite the carrot) Wanked off by Mickey Mouse? [02 Mar 2003|11:28pm] [ mood | shocked ] Deeply, deeply disturbing Oh God, I'm never going to be able to watch Winnie the Pooh again! Must. Rip. Eyes. Out of. Head...

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