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[26 Apr 2004|09:09pm] |
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Why have three of my icons vanished? Did the allowance for early adopters change? What's going on?
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| *meep* |
[13 Apr 2004|10:03am] |
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Happy Tree Friends.
Eyes Cold Lemonade is the best/worst yet!
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| The iBrator |
[30 Jan 2004|02:29pm] |
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Ah, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Say hi to the iBrator.
Making fun of Macs just never gets old...
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| I started out with two 'F's |
[03 Dec 2003|12:58am] |
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That's 'F' for 'fucking annoying'.
I did it in 20 seconds.
I deserved an A-!!
Take the How Dexterous Are You? Quiz!!
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| Oh yeah, baby! |
[10 Oct 2003|11:21pm] |
Orgasmic Simulation.
You think that's good? You should see veggiegasms. One of many reasons why you never see a stressed carrot.
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| Eeek! Look out, he has a gun... laptop... whatever |
[21 Sep 2003|03:48pm] |
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Coder, or Serial Killer?
Apparently I should avoid a career in either law enforcement or Information Technology.
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| I'll never have to read again! |
[15 Sep 2003|12:31am] |
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Book-a-Minute
On 'A Handmaid's Tale': There is a good speculative fiction story going until the END, which is INANE and LITERARY, because it is ILLEGAL for a work of LITERATURE to have CLOSURE.
On the collcted works of Marion Zimmer Bradley: Heroine I am a strong, independent women. Well, maybe I'm not that independent. Wait, yes I am. THE END
*snerk* There is much more. Go read.
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| Add a little strangeness to your day. |
[13 Sep 2003|10:26pm] |
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weird |
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BADGER!
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| Better the cows than the poor helpless carrots! |
[08 Sep 2003|04:40pm] |
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Apologise to a cow, if you must.
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| The purple ones are *impossible* |
[23 Aug 2003|03:09am] |
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Butch Mushroom
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| Courtesy of my sister, the pumpkin. |
[21 Aug 2003|05:53pm] |
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Passing requires ONLY 4 correct answers!!
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What colour is a purple finch?
9) What country do Chinese gooseberries come from?
10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
All done?
( answers )
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| For the writers out there... |
[21 Aug 2003|03:44pm] |
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The Gender Genie
It has me tagged as female no matter what I put in: mslash, femslash, het, reviews, diary entries, meta rants...
I'm just so darned feminine.
Or maybe they just aren't set up for carrots O.o
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guilty
horny