Sex Tips

myperfectenemy @ 12:12am: Immediate goal:
Go to Ron's Halloween Shop and buy a few wigs for EVERY DAY WEAR and PICTURE TAKING.

Not for Halloween. I will be working.

myperfectenemy @ 11:36pm: Womanizer.
BRITNEY LOOKS SOOO GOOOD

myperfectenemy @ 11:27pm: I don't need to rush anything.

tescovee @ 8:16pm: Bone Long And Hard....Forever And Ever, Amen!
I embark from the Bayport Cruise Terminal on Sunday afternoon and do not return until the following Sunday morning. You know, to be honest, this vacation slipped up on me. At the beginning of the week, I actually did forget that I'd be leaving this weekend. Fucking shameful.
Anyway, you hermans keep it real while I'm gone and don't be surprised if I shank a drunken hitman post from the "internet cafe" they have onboard.

Pray for me. Pray for the other passengers. Hell, pray for my cock.

starbroken1 @ 2:01pm: Okay so here's the thing. I can't break this depression.
I feel so fat. I think I'm ugly. I'm whining like a teenager. But I feel so horrible. I keep comparing myself to other girls. I'm not ready for a relationship. I don't like my body right now, and until then I don't see how I can acutally like you. I want you to stop eating with me/ in front of me. You eat all the time. You seem to always be hungry. It's fine, but when I ask you to not eat in front of me, you don't care. So I'll walk away and you'll bug out. You don't understand, I have to! I think I want to be alone. You ask why I want to be alone so bad. This is why. I'm not ready.

I'm not okay. I thought about not having anymore kids just so I could get a tummy tuck. I know it's not natural, but I don't care. I was going to the gym, then I stopped cuz I didn't have anyone to help me watch the baby. And when you got out of work, you didn't want me to go so I stayed with you, on your couch eating w/e the fuck we ate. Then falling asleep. I hate that life. When we do go out, it's too a food place, or drinking. jesus. I feel like the only way to get better is to fix myself, but I don't know how.

boxoctosis @ 6:27am: oh my god
Nothing to say here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C277qAKpUaQ

cinnisugar_liar @ 12:13am: um... Peanut butter!

myperfectenemy @ 11:02pm: The Harlequin.
I'd tried to be his friend, but somehow the sex had ruined that. I think without the sex we could have been friends, but with it . . . with it we were neither friends, nor boyfriend or girlfriend. We were lovers, but . . . I had no words for what was wrong between us, but I could feel it, like an old ache in a wound you thought had healed.

myperfectenemy @ 10:54pm: V3.
I’m not lovin’ you the way I wanted to
I’ve bet no one knew I got no one new
No I said I’m through, but got love for you
But I’m not lovin’ you the way I wanted to
Gotta keep it going, keep the lovin’ going
Keep it on a roll
Only god knows if I’ll be with you
Baby I’m confused
You choose, you choose
I’m not lovin' you the way I wanted to
Where I want to go, I don’t need you
I’ve been down this road too many times before
I’m not lovin' you the way I wanted to

So keep ya love lockdown.

myperfectenemy @ 10:07pm: Apparently the last few months Brent was with Autumn she thought he was cheating on her with me.

tescovee @ 5:10pm: Love Beads
As I was thrusting away in the spooning position this morning, my lover reached through the tangle of legs and massaged my taint. God bless this move because the prostate is a relatively untouched area of benefit and any woman worth her sexual salt will know how to manipulate this area. After I blew my torrential load I thought a bit on the magic of anal beads and why more women weren't knowledgeable of their use.

Then I realized that, by and large, women are selfish lovers and typically chickenshit when it comes to exploring a man's pleasure.

Anyway, this Asian chick I used to sport fuck....or get sport fucked by, actually, had supposedly learned the use of anal beads from her mother. I really don't give a fuck where she learned it. All I know is that she LEARNED it and actually enjoyed the application of such a wonderful activity. See, most men are chickenshit little bitches when it comes to the ass and any insertion therein. There's this stigma that if you take anything up your ass, it must mean you are queer. More so if you actually ENJOY anal exploration. Those of us out there who know enough and are secure in their own sexuality, queer or otherwise, understand the value in toying with the prostate. I myself love having my prostate violated, either through the "taint", or in my ass.
Years ago, I was fortunate enough to meet this Asian chick who introduced me to that simple little device, the anal beads. After a suitable amount of penetration had passed she would begin inserting beads, one at a time, over the course of the final moments of thrusting that led up to my orgasm. She would know almost EXACTLY how long It would be until I actually ejaculated, magical bitch that she was. She would feed these things into me after a specific number of strokes until the strand was all the way in my ass. Then, as I began to spasm with ejaculation, she'd pull out the entire string of beads with a very specific speed. The individual beads would massage my throbbing prostate as they were withdrawn, effectively making me cum in torrents and speak in fucking tongues. I miss those sessions as they would completely drain me.
I eventually lost contact with this woman after a couple of apartment moves. It's just as well for she was not one to be nailed down to one guy for very long. It would've been outstanding if I'd kept her around for some polyamorous bliss. Alas, it was never in the cards. I will, however, always remember her expertise and forever TRY to encourage other lovers to engage in the same level of exploration. You never quite know what sort of sex slave you can create from such magic.

Now go do that voodoo that you do so well. Ciao.

myperfectenemy @ 3:06pm: Weekly.
Wednesday, Oct. 01:
@ 10:46 AM -- uneasy.
@ 12:43 PM -- useless.
@ 3:52 PM -- nervous.

Thursday, Oct. 02:
@ 11:32 AM -- happy.
@ 1:35 PM -- horny.
@ 3:23 PM -- lazy.
@ 3:46 PM -- starving.
@ 10:48 PM -- content.

Friday, Oct. 03:
@ 11:30 AM -- hungry.
@ 2:58 PM -- interested.

Saturday, Oct. 04:
@ 8:41 AM -- dreamy.
@ 11:42 PM -- frustrated.

Sunday, Oct. 05:
@ 9:29 AM -- wanted.
@ 11:36 AM -- whatever.
@ 2:01 PM -- good.

Monday, Oct. 06:
@ 9:52 PM -- excited.

Tuesday, Oct. 07:
@ 12:24 PM -- ugh.
@ 9:29 PM -- pissy.

myperfectenemy @ 3:05pm: I will probably have a good time at work tonight.

tescovee @ 1:15pm: WSS
So this woman can get her twat plowed by a lubricant-slicked cock, have me pull out and blow hot wads at the back of her throat...but won't drink a cup of hot tea with lemon and honey.

Weird, stupid shit, man. Weird, stupid shit.

myperfectenemy @ 12:12pm: Things to buy:
1) second laptop
2) new mattress
3) second camera battery

looks like a grand, easy.

myperfectenemy @ 10:51am: The universe is testing me and I don't fucking like it.



My stereo is no longer reading any CD I put in it.
No music for me for forever, oh how exciting.

myperfectenemy @ 10:21pm: V2.
I’m not lovin’ you the way I wanted to
I can’t keep my cool, so I keep it true
I got something to lose, so I gotta move
I can’t keep myself and still keep you too
So I keep in mind when I’m on my own
Somewhere far from home, in the danger zone
How many times did I tell you ‘fore it finally got through
You lose, you lose
I’m not lovin’ you the way I wanted to
See I had to go, see I had to move
No more wastin’ time, you can’t wait for life
We're just racin’ time, where’s the finish line?

So keep ya love lockdown.

myperfectenemy @ 10:13pm: I miss my laptop. :[
I just need to adjust. It's only for a month. Just have to get used to not being comfortable. Have to get used not having my music at my fingertips. Have to get used to clearing out the history every time I get off this thing. Have to get used to being on less often. Have to get used to typing in my passwords instead of having an auto login. Have to get used to not downloading the newest hip hop single that was catchy on the radio.


I was going to buy a second laptop, anyone. One strictly for writing. Maybe I should get it sooner.

tescovee @ 5:33pm: T Day
Someone was dumb enough to give me the location to their family Thanksgiving spot that just happens to be quite close to me. It ain't nothin' for me to go make an a complete ass of myself while spreading what I like to refer to as "Holiday cheer". This weenbag herman was sharing all her happy holiday news bullshit when the following just happened to fall from my mouf: "Well, I'm gonna hafta dick all of your pies and kick the family bird, yo!"

There's a story behind a drunken Jason putting his cock in the pecan pie just before kicking the turkey right off the table. I might not be allowed at that particular party anymore, but will be happy to refresh the tradition at a new, unsuspecting one. Fuck a bunch of you.

myperfectenemy @ 3:35pm:

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

myperfectenemy @ 3:26pm: "hassled" should be an imood mood.

tescovee @ 11:38am: Jinx Me Not (a house selling update)
I am scheduled to close on the Corpus Christi house in one week, while I'm at sea on a cruise ship. I have assigned my mother as Power of Attorney in order for the necessary signatures to be handled. I really, REALLY need this one to go through. I really, REALLY want to get the ball rolling on all the upgrades to this house and freeing up all that money that's being blown on a useless mortgage will do the fuckin' trick, yo.

Stroke my magic cock and chant three times:

You're selling that bitch!
You're selling that bitch!
You're selling that bitch!


Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.

myperfectenemy @ 9:53am: Oh hey skipping school again.


Only my first class though.

Whateverrrr

boxoctosis @ 7:11am: Because I thought you needed a laugh
I don't think it is going to fit.

myperfectenemy @ 11:13pm: I want to apologize for being a cunt but I don't even think you noticed.