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    Monday, February 9th, 2004
    3:56 am
    Let's sing happy birthday. But turn it up this time.
    Today marks one of the most important days in my mental history (though unfortunately I was not able to experience it). Today, 2 score ago, something happened that would create the foundation for everything I love (and unfortunately, hate). On February 8, everyone combed their slick hair and buttoned their shirts to have dinner while Lassie sat and kept watch for intruders. On February 10, the same people started moving boxes and cars out of garages to make room for amplifiers. As I drove around after work and listened to Little Steven's Underground Garage tonight, I thought it was a beautiful moment. It makes me want to continue doing what I'm doing, but to be better at it. I am reminded I will always have a friend in Big Red and Little Red (no relation). Happy 40th birthday, everything I love.

    Current Mood: satisfied
    Current Music: Neil Young - Cinnamon Girl
    Sunday, February 1st, 2004
    3:20 am
    the art of copulation
    thinly spread
    rounding out in the middle
    breaking off at the end
    we frustrate
    each and every person in the room
    dearly transporting
    the vessels of humanity
    across the tunnels of vitality

    Current Mood: enthralled
    Current Music: Depeche Mode - People are People
    3:03 am
    my future is way behind me (because its built from memories--god do i have to spell out everything?)
    skiddle dee, look at...you? yeah, that's right. i've been mixing it up a bit lately by doing absolutely nothing to this journal. i've been shitty as biz and trying to think of ideas for all of my obligations. it seems like not too long ago that i didnt have any. is that better? yeah. i feel like sometimes i fucked up alot of opportunities that i wish i had right now. ok, really just women shit. i'm perfectly comfortable living the rest of my days alone, because i dont think i'll have to. someone will live with me. i guess whichever one of my friends doesnt get married, or that lucky girl with the styrofoam eyes and the jelly patch. oh fuckin yeah that's hot.

    we'll have a kitchen with lemon flavored wallpaper. oh, i wont lick it, it'll just be nice to know it's got some nutrients in it just in case we start to starve, which is the most likely scenario since i'm lazy. but that's ok(ay). the walls will be made of 25 inch lead so we survive the fallout of 2021 and dont have to rearrange our lives at all. except for the whole "going outside" aspect of it. we won't be able to do that anymore.

    we wont have stairs, we will have ski lifts that sometimes break down so that sometimes we can both be stuck in them at the same time and it will be romantic and revitalize our dwindling relationship (she will most likely be tired of my monkeyshines by year 3). that's all i can really think of for my house.

    in other words, i love you.

    Current Mood: complacent
    Current Music: Floatin Marshmallows - F.U.C.K. (Tell Her I Said)
    Monday, January 26th, 2004
    2:30 am
    favorite ice cream flavor: Lego or Edgar Rice Cajun
    uncie tom and i started working on stuff for Bloodline and we have some really good ideas just stacking up. i don't think i'll type them here only because there are too many things and too few people will read this. also, there's no real reason to put it here so i remember because i have a word file with all of it inside. all i can say is that i feel my poetry and lyrics are getting stronger. then again, i'm sure the group that did the theme song for 7th Heaven thought the same thing at some point. Then aaron spelling heard it in some shitty christian music store and gave 'em a deal. or even worse, it's his slut daughter tori's favorite band to screw jason priestly and luke perry at the same time to. i dont even know anymore. why does everyone seem so depressed lately? i feel pretty good.

    oh, and i noticed TWO mispellings on the 11:00 Akshun Nooz tonight.

    good day overall, despite the people at work being weird, and cleaning up chicken blood tonight. alot harder to scrape up than human...

    Current Mood: good
    Current Music: The Beatles - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
    Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
    3:19 pm
    White Rabbit, Scorpion, Horse
    the lawyers chase the white rabbit
    around the countryside
    they don't think to bring their guns
    but they know how to hide

    i've walked in the snow where the rabbit he dwells
    ive been to india and smelled the familiar smells
    if we can't appear now in the wintertime
    then we are cursed

    the scorpion had its poison sucked out
    by the black bear on the run
    the young man has been locked out
    because he's not the only son

    ive walked in the ocean for miles a day
    ive been to siberia and talked to the creature
    if we can't appear now in the wintertime
    then we are cursed

    Bobby wanted a horse for his birthday
    he would ride it all the time
    it was not doomed to die
    but he was doomed to fall off

    equinity divine will never find a way
    to shine it's light on the darkened day
    if we will appear in the summertime
    then we are blessed

    Current Mood: complacent
    Current Music: Hank Williams - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
    Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
    12:15 am
    shit happen(ed)(s)(ing)
    today was pretty decent. i hung out with mike and got my check cashed. it was like 50 bucks less than usual. fuck. oh wait, thats because of new years. nevermind. well ben's here now so its time for AOK: TC. i expected him to take longer picking out a lexus.

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: Aerosmith - Walk on Water
    Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
    3:55 pm
    basically it
    &.

    Current Mood: artistic
    Current Music: The Eagles - Seven Bridges Road (live)
    2:42 am
    survey says (by Jorge the Gaytacular Interior Designer)
    here's some shit i did the other day but since blurty was down i have to do it now.

    ~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
    1. What color are your sheets? what color is my urine?
    2. What color are your bedroom walls? that depends on the color of my shit. varies day to day.
    3. Do you have posters on your wall? indeed i do
    4. If so of what? you
    5. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? like totally
    6. How many pillows are on your bed? one for every child
    7. What do you normally sleep in? Karl
    8. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: footsies, back door, clouds and hearts
    9. What size bed do you have? Twin(s)
    10. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? it can be bunked
    11. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? its the red phone i tapped into the oval office
    12. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? the techno of Karl's beating heart and breathing
    13. Describe the last nightmare you had: OMG the po-pos totally raided my domicile
    14. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? people are animals...
    15. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? we can usually cram in about 12 kids
    16. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? missionary
    17. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? oh god yes............
    18. Do you snore? ask Danny
    19. How about drool? i dont usually like the taste, but it hits the spot sometimes
    20. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yeah, i call it "Warren eating potato chips in bed at 4AM"
    21. What color is the carpet in your room? shit, piss and period camouflage
    22. What's under your bed? whoever dies from the massive fornication ritual on every Dyer's Eve

    ~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
    23. Eminem: melts in your mouth, not in your hand....
    24. Virgins: i like to sit back and pop one open every now and then
    25. God: whoo????????????????
    26. The Osbournes: isnt their daughter the one that sang "what if god was one of us?"
    27. Reality TV: stop coming to my house!
    28. J.Lo: J-E-L-L-O? bill cosby is da maaaaaannnnn hey hey hey
    29. Religion: i got an a in dat class
    30. Emo music: check out my group Wednesday Never an August
    31. Valentine's Day: just another day i have to spend alone...
    32. Christina Aguilera's comeback: i'll come on her back
    33. Homosexuals: Karl, you lynx....growr....
    34. Abortion: been there, done that (27 times...and im a guy)
    35. Inter-racial relationships: got sucked into the black hole more than once
    36. Murder: i like to pronounce it "whoopsies!"
    37. Death: what makes mommy and daddy go away...yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
    38. Obesity: you know it nigga
    39. Pre-marital sex: psssh
    40. Terrorism: the cream in the middle of this twinkie world. hostess...thats the stuff!
    41. Pornography: the children don't listen, but once you train them its not so bad.
    42. Fortune tellers: tellers of fortune
    43. Threesomes: lonely...not e-nuff
    44. Prostitution: chuh, my occupation
    45. Country music: george strait is my sk8er boi
    46. George W. Bush: who dat
    47. Cloning: would make my job ALOT easier
    48. Britney's boobs: a little salty
    49. Gas prices in America: Karl has all the gas i need

    ~Have You Ever....~
    50. Mooned anyone? full moon...and it's still waxing.
    51. Been on a diet? an all-Karl diet. 100% USDA ground chuck.
    52. Been to a foreign country? Warren's Anusopolis
    53. Broken a bone? ohh, yeah.....(in my mouth)
    54. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? not one of my own
    55. Swear at a teacher? learn me, Gert. i wanna go to school...
    56. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? duhh im totaly doin it rite now
    57. Got in a fight? over flesh...
    58. Dated a teacher? ...
    59. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? i peed so hard i laughed my pants
    60. Thought about killing your enemy? thought?
    61. Gone skinny dipping? like Jim Morrison in his final hour?
    62. Met another LJ member in the flesh? too easy
    63. Told a little white lie? i told my parents a big burly black lie for 10 years
    64. Told a secret you swore not to tell? never
    65. where's the question? i dont understand this one
    66. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? my cuntface no
    67. Been on tv? does VHS count?
    68. Been on the radio? yeah, and on the kitchen table, the counter, the floor........
    69. Been in a mosh pit? at Barry Manilow concert
    70. Been to a concert? see above
    71. Dated one of your best friends? "dated" is such a strong word
    72. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? in the physical sense, yes.
    73. Decieved somebody close to you? no...never....who would do sucha thing?
    74. Broken the law? "law is german for Karl's hymen
    75. Been to a rodeo? flesh rodeo
    76. Been on a talk show? Richard Karn is so hot in the sack. he has flannel sheets.
    77. Been on a game show? see above.
    78. Been on an airplane? mile high club member #235783992
    79. Got to ride on a firetruck? ;-)
    80. Came close to dying? yeah one time i almost dyed it pink but Bruce helped me see im a natural blue
    81. Cheated on a bf/gf? well they knew about it, so its not really cheating. cheating is something you do in monopoly, not hardcore anal sex
    82. Gave someone a piggy back ride? i dont think i need to answer that
    83. Terrorized a babysitter? no, i terrorize the baby
    84. Made a mud pie? made and ate one...
    85. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? who's Cliff?
    86. Snuck out of the house at night? tiptoe through the tulips to give Karl, my only love, an up up and away bouquet
    87. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? been so drunk i dont remember alot of things...
    88. Had an eating disorder? yeah, too much cock
    89. Felt like you didn't belong? being the only white man is hard
    90. Felt like the 3rd wheel? see above
    91. Smoked? i only smoke pole
    92. Done drugs? endorphins
    93. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? oopsies
    94. Had your tonsils removed? i had to
    95. Gone to camp? that's where it all started...
    96. Won a bet? with my friends, even losing is winning
    97. Written a love letter? in blood on Gavin's back
    98. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Karl's right here
    99. Written a love poem? to Karl my darling
    100. Kissed in the rain? the golden rain!
    101. Slow danced with someone you love? only horizontally
    102. Participated in cyber sex? no
    103. Stolen a kiss? from Wal Mart
    104. Asked a friend for relationship advice? hard and often
    105. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? i am soooo over that
    106. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? watch my sunset over your horizon
    107. Gotten a speeding ticket? doing 900 in an anal zone
    108. Done jail time? yeah
    109. Had to wear a uniform to work? yeah but i need a new french maid outfit
    110. Won a trophy? really just a gold spraypainted dildo
    111. Thrown up in public? thrown down in private
    112. Bowled a perfect game? if thats what you wanna call it. set em up and ill knock em down
    113. Failed/got held back? the teacher often held me after class
    114. Got perfect attendance in grade school? i sat behind the cutest boy in math so i couldnt miss it.
    115. Roasted pumpkin seeds? my seed is everywhere
    116. Taken ballet lessons? but of course!
    117. Attempted suicide? my playstations broken, so yeah
    118. Cut yourself? on karl's nipple hair

    ~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
    119. Pink: The only thing that keeps me from being a man is pink hair
    120. Aerosmith: Pink is my favorite CRAYON
    121. Madonna: my name is Mae; and that's more than a name, that's an attitude
    122. Korn: i find pieces of them in my poop and subsequently karl's mouth
    123. Backstreet Boys: ooh girl oooh love girl
    124. The Beatles: it's been like a dog day's night and i've been working hard
    125. Sublime: daddy's got a new .45...
    126. J.Lo: bill cosby's voice is like chocolate puddin'
    127. *Nsync: girl girl promise love girl
    128. Limp Bizkit: all too common a name
    129. Britney Spears: oops i did it again
    130. Creed: with legs wide open
    131. Enrique Iglesias: mmmmmmole moly moly moly
    132. Good Charlotte: lifestyles of the bitch and the anus
    133. Christina Aguilera: i'm a genie in a bottle baby come come come on in my mouth
    134. Eminem: find my color
    135. New Found Glory: who?
    136. Kelly Clarkson: miss independent
    137. Kelly Osbourne: what if god wuz 1 of us
    138. Mandy Moore: oops i did it again and got caught this time
    139. Eve: put a 6 after that and maybe
    140. Aaliyah: dead..just the way i like it
    141. Nelly: im like a bird
    142. Alicia Keys: im a faggot homo who sucks at the piano
    143. Incubus: take the wheel and steer my body into ecstasy

    Current Mood: amused
    Current Music: Pearl Jam - Alone
    2:15 am
    "we made a bonerman! no, it's a boner made out of snow...a snow boner!"
    Run by, don't turn back. You can't hide from that look in her eyes.

    i just got back from driving around bucks county with Tom and Tom^2 (i'm not even going to touch attempting exponents in HTML, if it even is possible). We went to the youth center and ice skated on the basketball rink and McT showed me where they smashed Jonny's radio post mortem (that is, iggles post mortem).

    holy shit i just ate too much roast beef. my mom brought it home from the beef and beer. whoa i just noticed there actually was beef there. sweet.

    the marshmallows really have to get it into gear. abington is 5 weeks away and we only have a few ideas of what songs to do. tom doesn't seem to be as enthusiastic about certain songs as i do, i think that's due to our different ideas of what we want to accomplish. on the songwriting front, however, we gelled awesomely on friday and wrote a new song. i had a riff i had no idea what to do with and he as well. they frighteningly went very well together. hence the birth of the Lizard King. granted, i shouldnt be worried about abington since OTK slapped together an hour set in three practices (one of which was sans drummer), and that was probably the greatest night ever

    last night went to babci's after work, ted and elena were there and we had a nice talk with babci about premar and drinking. babci's the fuckin man. and i mean that in both humorous and serious ways. i think the rest of the family can agree we've been set up with a pretty sweet team of awesome creamy terrificness.

    BLOODLINE PRODUCTIONS has it's first meeting friday, then followed by chickity chinatown. i'm thinking of some ideas for that.

    i think i need to make another wake-up CD. something's lacking in this one, which i have titled "Wake and the Fat Man". that and elena's tired of hearing "Dirty Work" every day.

    Current Mood: calm
    Current Music: The Byrds - Have You Seen Her Face?
    Thursday, January 15th, 2004
    2:13 am
    greedtrinkly
    i am extremely pissed off at the fact that there aren't more moods to choose from. they should have more adjectives. i felt leafy for my last update, but the closest they had to that was envious, the fucksticks. sure, you can type it in, but then there aren't the faces. don't think i haven't forgotten.

    Current Mood: cynical
    Current Music: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gimme Back My Bullets
    2:00 am
    def proetry jam
    it's fuckin snowing outside. look at me, like a little schoolgirl: i say that like i don't believe it. of course it's snowing. why? because we're...

    in...

    the...


    TEMPERATE ZONE

    (i like winter in the summer
    i like summer in the winter
    i like skiing on the beach, i like being out of reach
    i like talking on the phone, i like riding on the Rhone

    between a sock and a hard place
    i sent my ears
    they always come in behind my face
    i put them before the gears

    my ears have become my eyes,
    my eyes the ground
    i look down at my eyes
    from an amazing bound

    walking on the ground and raining in the sky
    all the same happens nightly
    ways we agree on
    pull the string
    let it take you
    pull it farther
    watch the divine rake you)

    Current Mood: envious
    Current Music: Yes - Your Move/I've Seen All Good People
    Tuesday, January 13th, 2004
    5:47 pm
    tackling the tissues


    elena is home and she likes to eat water and tranquility with pulp. and she is cheater.

    Current Mood: quixotic
    Current Music: Collective Soul - In Between
    3:19 pm
    novelty
    a guy came into work today asking for the sauce that you sign the waiver for. cassie told him that it's just an urban legend, but i quick whipped up a contract using a guest check. he signed it and then i told him that it was legally binding and i am going to get it notarized. he had no idea what i meant, but it was fun.



    i hang my head out of the window in the hopes that me eyes will glaze



    i've had winamp open all day and since i have off, i decided to categorize my mp3's. in the file with all of the songs in alphabetical order, here are a few significant numbers:


    SATAN'S SONG OF THE DAY:

    666. The Eagles - Love Will Keep Us Alive



    HOLIER THAN THOU:

    777. Foo Fighters - Stairway to Heaven (live on Craig Kilborn) that's fuckin creepy.




    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    ME

    325. Big Black - Pavement Saw


    DAD

    806. Frank Black - Two Reelers


    MOM

    823. Frank Black & the Catholics - Bullet


    ELENA

    111. Alphaville - Forever Young


    BABCI

    1209. Live - Iris


    MORE ME STUFF

    1984. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Jackpot


    the last 5 downloaded songs:

    Kids in the Hall - Dave's Folk Song
    The Kinks - Come Dancing
    The Dave Clark Five - Hippy Hippy Shake
    Toadies - Unattractive
    The Darkness - Get Your Hands Off My Woman


    i'm out like a tree: i fold under pressure.

    be sure to get it wrong so many times that you never want to again

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: 1749. Pixies - The Sad Punk
    Saturday, January 10th, 2004
    3:30 pm
    "It's people! The human race is made out of people!" "Yeah, Chuck. We know." "Oh."
    i just gave birth and had twins. the blurty and livejournal are the same today, with the exceptions of the titles, mood and music. the title above is the original title of this journal, and the livejournal title relates to the story more obviously than this one. also, the song changed while i was pasting and writing here. naturally, this means that the song goes better with this paragraph than the rest of the story, at least that's how it was intended. so i encourage the listening to ELO - Living Thing while reading it, for the one person who actually does that (me). i wrote in the livejournal first because it seemed that i hadn't updated it in so long, then i saw that the blurty needed attention too so i pasted it here. it's just that i visit this damn site so often that i can never remember when i update and when i just read other peoples' musings. that's all. now, the journal in it's entirety.





    i just came back from 3 solid days of hanging out. sweet jesus.

    it all started thurs-day with figuring out what the hell we are going to do. i think i left the house around 6pm to go hang out with mct while tom fucked julie then we met up with him. yeah, that's right. see, i'm sorting my thoughts as i write this so it's not going to make sense at all and i'm not going to change it because im lazy. gregorian door to door door salesman (seller of doors from door to door) with a tendency to throw brand new rags at clean people. ok, so i went to mct's, watched tv, played vice city, then tom came and picked us up. we wanted to call ben but he had "other plans". naturally, we went into the default "something out of nothing" mode and tom mentioned this girl he knew from two years ago who he could be dating/casually inside of on a semi-normal basis right now. he decides to go to her house. not the smartest of moves, kinda creepy. what's that? what time was it? oh right. 11:17 when we pulled up. jon, after hearing the story, was right when he said it's not the best "drop by" time. ok, so it was hideously creepy. then we decided "what the fuck" and repeatedly called ben. when tom called, mct and i pretended we werent there so it would confuse ben, until i let out a blood curdling shriek. actually, that might've confused him more. anyfucks, we found out that they went to the shitty pool hall that sucks near neshaminy and went there. there we saw not only ben, but gerace, kimball and TB2! i hadnt seen any of those guys in so long. so mct, meself and at some points gannon attempted to beat the police training game from (we estimate) 1996. since mcawesome did the best, he gets the official rank, but i like to think of it as Lieutenant Thimasy McBearnon. also, that game leads one to believe that with 3 dollars in quarters, one could rise to a high ranking police rank. fuck it.

    after pool, we all decided on the 1950's-themed food-style restaurant that is usually nifty. it started out nifty, because we were all supposed to meet there. the three original members (me, tom, and mct) got there first and after about 15 minutes of ordering only water we got drinks and called ben's cell to find out that they decided to play age of empires. thanks 4 telling us guyz!
    "so that's it for the 50's," tim thought, "On to the Awesome 60's!"
    "You make me feel stupid, tim," said mct.
    "how the hell did you read my..." tim responded, just before he saw it. the hovering disc that had haunted too many of his dreams. he shook it off and they then went to mct's again. oh yeah, GREGG is the worst waiter ever to wait.

    so where am i? right, mct's. not actually at mct's now, but in the story.

    we played the new mario kart and tom printed out a picture of me, which was frightening.....ly awesome!

    we left mcsleep behind and went back to my house to get my guitar, then went back to toms so we could practice. actually we made a stop at super fresh i think it was, then tom's. we were going to put that picture of me in red's car to scare the shit out of him, but then we found out that tom's mom had the car the next day so we removed it. i actually thought it wouldve been funnier. we watched various dvd's, slept for a few hours, then practiced with reds the whole next day and completely finished 2 songs (and partially 1 song which is being a total dick). then i went home around 6pm, ate, and then went to babci's with elena where we watched law and order and played xbox. then jonny called me, and i went over there for some ale. i only had a few because i wanted to be able to drive home and sleep in my own bed. at 3:42AM, after two episodes of madtv and one kids in the hall, i left to face the bitter cold of the morning with my ankle socks and poorly padded jacket. everything was fine until i noticed the little yellow light saying "dude, you need to get gas really fucking bad." so i was like "fuck, why didn't you tell me before?" then the gas thing said "you never listen! look; maybe this isn't gonna work out."

    trust me, friends. it worked out. i coaxed the gas tank into staying with the sweet nectar of the middle east and froze several body parts to several other body parts doing it. then i came home. then i watched the sopranos. then i fell asleep. then i woke up. then updated a journal. then maybe i went to dinner with my family, but i didnt really have time because i had work in an hour and a half so i just skipped it. then i fuckin rocked.

    Current Mood: complacent
    Current Music: Steely Dan - Dirty Work
    Thursday, January 8th, 2004
    3:42 am
    ob-skewer
    NYC has changed to RB and AU for now. We'll see what happens.

    Current Mood: devious
    Current Music: Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly
    Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
    5:00 am
    my depression is a sweet one
    i take comfort when i get hurt. i always picture standing with people while a cold wind challenges me. i rise to meet it with my friends and accomplishments (as few and far between they may be) as my respective sword and shield. i'm ready to try new things now. the way i feel right now might change. it's probably affected by music or some other shit.


    frozen concrete finally has its chance
    to carve its path through the cities
    the river of black and grey will dance
    without the chance to save those it pities

    a gentle glow lulls someone to sleep
    while the animals fall under sway
    a distant relative pulls up in his Jeep
    to start the waking day

    good mo(u)rning

    it makes too much sense
    so much that you'll laugh
    inside the fence
    lies a slaughtered young calf


    NOT ABOUT SAVING NATURE!



    greenpeace out,
    tim

    Current Mood: cold
    Current Music: Greg Allman - I'm No Angel
    Monday, January 5th, 2004
    2:25 am
    one more for the road...and other pseudo-intellectual retrospective titles
    pet peeve: artists that title their "greatest" "hits" albums something like "Hits..." or "So Far..." (with the exception of CSNY) or shamelessly putting dates on it in assumption that more awesome music is ahead of them/us. i guarantee that's never the case when you expect it. i know every time i sit down and say "i'm gonna write an awesome song" i usually...well, i usually do. but other people, i bet they don't. but they're mortal. which is why they must never start a sentence with a conjunction like i just did. but i have free reign since i realize it's a mistake and i'm also a despot.

    say, has anyone noticed my basic knowledge of HTML?

    oh, by the way. i have a livejournal now because it's free now. this is still the primary one because your eyes wont confuse this one with LEPRECHAUN VOMIT

    i feel alot better about stuff today. more negative stuff to keep happiness away:

    pet peeve: biting the fork

    pet peeve: lies. well, not so much as liars. misleading is one thing. lying is something totally different.

    pet peeve: people who shave their eyebrows/freshly shorn eyebrows [when done incorrectly or TO THE MAX, people can look different and like some sort of robot replicant sent to destroy me. the only difference is the eyebrows. watch the eyebrows...so i figure just do away with it completely so we can tell who's a replican and who's a replican't. and maybe who's a rep(ub)lican(t)............]

    and now a well-timed ellipse to end this right...

    Current Mood: high
    Current Music: Better Than Ezra - Burning the Map
    Sunday, January 4th, 2004
    4:34 am
    this is getting ridiculously good...
    can't...stop...brainstorming...

    Tetanus

    (spoken) does anyone else find it ironic that i was pierced so close to my heart?

    (scream)
    the pin pierced the flesh and i felt the pain ripple
    im finally him, the cool guy in the group
    the metal was cold as it went through my nipple
    am i gonna make it a bar or a dangling hoop?
    i did it myself with a pin from third grade (2x)

    (refrain)
    i hope i don't get tetanus
    especially with the cool stuff our parents arent gettin us
    i dont think that i'll get tetanus
    who are our parents for tryin to threaten us?

    funny how your goals change through time
    back then it was reading for food
    now im older and still in my prime
    and with metal in my chest im the coolest of dudes
    i did it myself with a pin from third grade (2x)

    (refrain)
    i hope i don't get tetanus
    especially with the cool stuff our parents arent gettin us
    i dont think that i'll get tetanus
    who are our parents for tryin to threaten us?

    this shits not something i want to be seen
    what once was a statement is turning to green
    maybe i should get dad, but ill get in trouble
    but i need to get to a doctor on the double

    (bridge - distorted whispering over an ambulance sound)

    (refrain)
    i've got tetanus
    it's a threat in us
    i've got tetanus
    it's a threat in us

    Current Mood: complacent
    Current Music: The Smashing Pumpkins - Aeroplane Flies High
    3:50 am
    Our Love is Like My Tattoo in the Shower (Hauser, Babiasz)
    the sweet skull smiles at me from my arm
    i never meant to cause anyone any harm
    i expected it to last longer than an hour
    now our love's like my tattoo after my shower

    i tried...to make things perminant
    but our love just washed away
    because
    our love is like my tattoo in the shower

    i was gonna get it traced when i turned 18
    it hasnt been easy being a tortured young teen
    our love was pressed on and moistened with water
    i hope she never forgets the things i had taught her

    i tried...to make things perminant
    but our love just washed away
    because
    our love is like my tattoo in the shower


    i did so much to keep her merry
    the water of cheating made us temporary
    i now realize how completely very
    unbelievably we were meant to be temporary

    i tried...to make things perminant
    but our love just washed away
    because
    our love is like my tattoo in the shower

    yet another WNA classic

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: My Bloody Valentine - To Here Knows When
    Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
    6:40 pm
    supplemental material
    it's impossible to be the way you want to be at any given time. don't be so quick to judge someone, friends, for their emotional state is what separates you from them. one day you may be on the other side of the glass. as much as i am trying to rationalize you (two), it still manages to piss me off and depress me. i just switch sides. when i'm mad at one, i'm heroinized by the other. and not the good kind of heroinized. kinda like right after you come down or when you really need it and can't score any. or, so i'm told.

    Current Mood: cynical
    Current Music: Pixies - Dancing the Manta Ray
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