||Eat You Alive - Limp Bizkit
I believe Ive found something to occupy my time. Slaughtering Mary Sues sounds invigorating right about now. What brought me to think of such a ruthless activity, you may ask. It's simple. I ran across a raging Mary Sue today thanks to Echo's Creator. This annoying piece of flesh's existance is just that: an annoying piece of flesh that exists. She has no personality whatsoever, a mere empty shell that is to be filled with traits of another, robbing the original owner of their identity completely. This Sue in particular stole a well publicized name amongst the world of the Muses; Atredius was the victim in this instance. By studying and observing all the other muses, I know just as much about him as I do the rest of them and when I read this Sue's description, Atredius's image flowed into my memory. Naturally, had I been Atre, I would have taken offense and spoken to the Sue's Creator, however, that was not the case. Atre's Creator is much more merciful than mine and I, and thus the Sue's Creator got off easy. Too easy for my tastes. Not only did she go so far as to copy his personality, she also duplicated his powers, abilities, and charisma. I could have undersrtood using Atre as a comparable base and tastefully altering some of his make up to birth another muse from him, but this was beyond inexcusable. I pity Atredius, for his being had been somewhat diminished because it had been doubled and stuffed into a female form. Hopefully none of his prestige will be subtracted from just because he was cloned, though I doubt he would let the creation of a Mary Sue do that to him.
Even I was insulted, though I dont know who insulted me more: the Creator who wrote her description, or the Sue. True, the Sue was irritating enough, but she could possibly be outmatched by the random smiley faces, spelling mistakes, and grammatical errors that ruled her entire profile with an awesome power. What the HELL is an 'assian'?! I can hardly pronounce the word, much less tell you its definition. If context clues serve me right, I believe she was trying to say 'assassin.' So, not only did she steal Atredius's image, she also slandered my profession with her less than satsfactory spelling skills. A woman in the bloody business of stalking in shadow and murdering upon command while escaping with her life must be far greater than ordinary and posess almost inhuman ability. But then again I digress; this is a Mary Sue I'm referring to. They are the embodiment of perfection.
Speaking of perfection, this Sue's perfect traits are so sweet it's sickening. It's too bad that the Creator didn't see that what makes a character liked or even loved is their imperfections. Perhaps Im delving a little too far into the emotional aspect of it all for her to understand. Here's an example of what I mean:
" ~ When around her, you feel distenctly like your a lumbering klutzy chicken and she's the fox. Her entire stance typicaly screams predator. When she moves, it's obvious she knows where ever part of her body is moving exactly. Total controll. ^_^
~ She underneith every thing, is utterly LONELY....she cannot escape the constant feeling of lonelyness. It's there nagging before she sleeps and when she wakes. She just CANNOT escape it.
* She smells like fragrent roses on a rainy day, if she embraces you, it seems to flow overyou senses...in an oddly calming way. ^^
~ She tastes like a cool rain on a storny night.^^
~ She's an AMAZING singer/dancer One thing that she never stopped doing sence she was on earth, would be singing and dancing. It's very deceptive and it's IUNCREDIBLY rare to see her doing eitehr of these. But she seems to know a dance before she's ever learned it, and can do it perfectly by her second try. She's simply AMAZING, ehr voice is cool and beautiful, enchanting @_@. She's actully really good at any time of singing, and that includs rap actully XD And rock. ^^ She's really REALLY good. @_@ *swoons* Should you be so lucky as to hear her, ^^ Mn, listen to the words. Can't tell you why right now XD But do lsiten. In some way, it will pertain to the situation.
~ On the occation she DOES use -very- strong god like magic, she has wings that spread out, when you stare at them it's like looking through a cloudless night sky. You can get lost simply staring at them. @_@ Along with the wings an odd pattern of black swirls spread across her skin like black tatoos. The vine of swirls move from across her right cheek, down her right shoulder, down that arm, across to her left side, where it twines part of the way across her lower back, while another branch wraps around her leg. The vines that twine down her arm, parts at her wrist to wrap in a circle shape on the back of her hand leaving the space withen empty. Here is wear a cresent moon shape glows an eeri pure bright silverish/white. ^^ She attacks mostly with this hand, but isn't restricted to just her hand. Another thing to be weary of, is her eyes flickering a red garnet color. It means... welll...you'll know when it happens. ^^"
..Ahem. "She tastes like rain on a cool storny night"? I'd personally be distrubed if my Creator knew what I tasted like. That isn't normal. And as for the whole "fragrent roses", being an "'amazing' singer/dancer", and posessing this ungodly beauty...I doubt even Azreal would waste his time pleasuring himself with this Sue. Not even on his worst day. Not even when he's going through a withdrawal or when he's in a sexual slump. Come to think of it, he'd prefer me over her. -shudders- But the very thought makes me shudder.
I want to kill this Sue. Slowly and painfully. Because she makes my stomach churn.