| 5:40p |
Blah, blah.
Things that I don't care about:
- Miley Cyrus and her stupid goddamn picture. Seriously??? Do we care wether some tween took a picture in a sheet or not? Is this news? Should this be the topic of every tv show, talk show, and news cast? Isn't there a war going on? A "possible recession?" What about that whole presidential election thingie? Anyone? The news reading and tv watching world really cares about whether some tween of debatable looks and questionable talent is a slut or not? (Seriously though...she's not even cute. At least Britney was hot back in the day.) The whole "Is she a slut? Is she going to become a slut? Who's watching out for her? How risque! How precocious! Blah, blah, blah" discussion is so old and annoying.. You want to know why she did it? Please. It's the oldest trick in the book. Get some precocious chick at a transitional age, have her take some slutty pics; she gets a ton of press; the guys dig it; the girls dig it because it's rebellious, and then she rakes in the cash. *yawn*
Actually, that bothers me so much, I can't even focus on all the other things that annoy me right now, but just because, I'll do a quick list anyways:
Other things that annoy me:
1. Vitamin/special water- Seriously? 100+ calories in water? Have some juice or milk for God's sake. At least then you'd get some real nutrition....because...that's not water. That's...like Crystal Light or Koolaid masquerading as water. It's sugar water with a little vitamin C added. Most of them have lik 10% of certain vitmins. Useless. Also, "Life Water?" Seriously? This is horribly redundant and weird. Water=life. Water water? Idk. If you want to spend 100 cals and get real nutrition, drink milk or juice. Otherwise, drink water and pop a multi with your next meal. You'll save 100 calories and get all your nutrition for pennies on the dollar. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but I think my real problem is that it's called....water. If it were called soemthing else, like Koolaid or Crystal Light, which are water based but don't purport to be water, then I think I'd be fine with them...I mean, I wouldn't drink them, but their existence would annoy me less.
2. Misuse of appostrophes
3. Run on sentences
4. Oil dependence (in general, in relation to our domestic energy policy, in relation to our foreign policy, and in relation to our increasingly weird culture where everything is made of plastic (ie oil) and is disposable. Hm.)
5. Tree sex...or more accurately, allergies in general, which to me are just silly if you think about them.
6. Government
7. The fact that people seem to actually care if Ashlee Simpson is pregnant or not...that and the whole Hollyweird bump obsession. I mean seriously? If a woman is pregnant, she probably doesn't want you following her around with a camera to document her growth, and she may want to keep it under wraps until everything is in the clear. If a woman is not pregnant, what's more annoying than being falsely accused of being pregnant because you recently had a few drinks or a good meal for once? The tiniest bit of bloat or an unflattering outfit spawns tons of pregnancy rumors. Annoying and boring. Seriously not newsworthy. Hell, I am pregnant, and I don't care if that guy from My Name is Earl's wife is having a kid. I mean really?
8. The fact that Macy's has a one day sale/biggest sale of the year like....every day.
9. The fact that Heather Locklear is like 45 or 50 years old and still doesn't have cellulite. Seriously. Wtf?
10. The fact that I want to buy everything and have no money. Seriously, wtf? I have no money. None. Actually, technically, I have negative money. I have like $20 of discretionary money a month after student loans. However, this doesn't stop me from wanting to buy celebrity maternity wear (damn Gwen and Nicole and Angelina for their cute $300+ maxi dresses), everything at Sephora, and everything at MAC. Gah!
I'm allergic to everything right now, so I can't enjoy the outdoors. I'm working late hours, so I can't exactly go to the museum or do stuff like that. Losing weight is free too, but I can't do that right now either. I can't get a mani/pedi (despite seriously having the best nails of my life), and I totally suck at doing my own nails, so I can't really do that either. Can't drink....I seriously don't know what to do with myself.
....Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do? |