Sharon's Blurty

I bought this X-rated fusion vodka for the trip to the beach....but due to me being in bed 75% of the time and not being able to taste a damn thing, I didn't get to drink a drop of it. It has blood orange, mango and passion fruit, and mixed with sprite it makes a lovely spritzer type of thing.

In about...ermm......half an hour, I will be making a spritzer, pouring a steaming hot...chocolate covered strawberry bubble bath and telling all thoughts of work, computer screens and data fields to fuck off.