schnide's Journal

Monday, July 14, 2003

4:06PM - something is fucked

Our society has gone to shit, literally. A kid shit himself three days in a row at camp and did not seem to understand that he was doing something wrong. Each day he would be sent to sit alone in the corner, yet he had no idea why. What kind of parent could possibly raise their child to think shitting himself was perfectly normal, and what kind of society are we for bestowing these values on his parents. Are we that messed up that we did not give these people enough common sense to think: "Hey, my kid is shitting himself, maybe I should do something about it instead of just staring at him." I never remember a kid shitting themself even once when I was young. Its really scary to imagine the household this kid is in. This is a prime example of why we should make people get a license before they are allowed to have children and quite possibly an example of how the line between child abuse and dicipline should be redrawn. If the kid gets smacked every time he shits himself he would probably stop doing it. He also looks just like Harry Potter. On a much happier note Jon's parents are gone for two weeks and it is gonna be great, especially if he decides to risk his life and take out his dads 350Z.

Current mood: blank
Current music: Ozzie-Ironman
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Friday, July 4, 2003

12:59PM - drinkin piss

So I started my camp job this week and it is only 2 days before a camper decides he will be cool if he pees in a bottle and dares people to dare him to drink it. Of course he does wind up drinking his own pee, yet somehow he wasnt expelled from camp. So the next day he starts spazing out trying to kick, puch and bite everyone. Good job kid. I'm sure your gonna turn out perfectly fine and not be one of the kids who wears all black and carves shit into his arm to get attention from his parents. People wonder why parents hit their kids . .

Current mood: indifferent
Current music: Jimmy Eat World
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Friday, June 20, 2003

1:23PM - what the fuck

Sheeky is in jail. Just when the guy is getting his shit back together he gets a probation violation for missing a few of his daily piss and brethalizer tests. I really dont know what to do about this.

Current mood: pissed off
Current music: Goldfinger-99 Red Balloons
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Thursday, June 19, 2003

1:57AM - HOOTERS!!!!!!!!

A random trip up to Hooters resulted in me eating 36 wings. Unfortunatly that is about the most exciting thing that has happened to me in a few days. I am getting really sick of not having a job, well i do have one, but it hasnt started yet. For some reason lately I have been thinking more and more about the idiocy of our countries leaders and why G.W. Bush is such a bad president (Great story related to GW after this rant). I have come to the conclusion that what makes a great president is not their policies or political beliefs, but the ability to make their ideas work. Every economic and social theory will work if they are put into practice in the right way, just look at communism. Great on paper, worked for Lenin and Stalin just fine, but when the leaders turned either corrupt or soft and could not put their ideas into practice it fell apart. So on to the GW story. A professor at Hofstra University in Long Island was comparing GW Bush to Bill Clinton. During his comparison he refered to Bush as G.W. to distinguish him from his father. About 10 minutes into the lecture a girl raises her hand and asks: Who's GW? George Washington? This is a True story, kinda pathetic huh? Ok well the stupidity of Long Island people is making me sick so i need to sleep, wait maybe it was the 36 chicken wings

Current mood: nauseated
Current music: Green Day
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Friday, June 13, 2003

2:20AM - Its all good, well mostly

before i begin i must inform the reader that i took some sleeping pill thing and did not go to sleep. The result is acutally quite pleasurable, next time im gonna drink a KMX so im not as drowsey. reed said she was down for it, but i think she may have been joking. garret is back in town, and as usual he is in trouble, this time for a 170mph chase through virginia that wound up with him getting arressted. i love garrett to death and as cool as it sounds to tell a story about a police chase at 170 i wish he would calm down a little, i dont want anything worse than what has already occured to happen. garrett is too good of a person to be doing what he is. this has been a good week so far, got a $100 savings bond cashed which i desporatly needed, got heavily plastered sunday night, im not so sure i needed that. Its been a good week for everyone, duane got his RX-7, it sucks garrett crashed the R1(seporate from VA incident), but he wasnt badly injured, which matters more than any bike or car. me, jon and seth may have found a house, can you say kegerator? im supposed to meet this girl tomarrow so the week may only get better, but tomarrow is friday the 13th . . . oh well im gonna go take another one of those pills

Current mood: high
Current music: Eminem-Cleaning out my closet
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1:49AM - HILIGHT OF THE WEEK

HIHGLIGHT OF THE WEEK: Sheeky and me are in filenes, i'm buying a shirt for my dad. The cashier mentions that sheeky is tall and could help her with chores, but that he must be all booked by his mom at home. Sheekys response:"Yeah she's got me all booked. . . . And i have Rickets" i dont know why he said it, i dont think he does either, but that was one of the most hilarious random moments ever. the lady who was ringing my up gave us a terrified glare as she completed the transaction. congradulations sheeky you have completely fucked up any chance you had of getting with her, provided she was 40 lbs lighter and about 40 years younger. as we walked away laughing hysterically i realized what had just happened: that was 100% uncut sheeky. something i havent seen in a long time

Current mood: high
Current music: Eminem-sing for the moment
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Saturday, June 7, 2003

6:41PM - people are mindless

so yesterday i had to get up at 6 AM to drive my mom to a funeral. i never met the guy who died, it is over 2 hours away and i got three hours of sleep the night before, so i am not exactly happy about going. when the service started the priest, minister or whatever they want to call him (it was a catholic service so we'll just settle on sex offender) began talking about the guy who died. the sex offender began by saying how loving and friendly he was, what good values and judgementhe had and how he was always nice to everybody. he then went on to tell how it was because jesus was inside the guy that he had all of these traits and basically said that because this guy was a devout catholic and loved jesus he was a great person. it couldnt possibly be that he was born a good person or that his parents raised him that way or maybe that he had a mind of his own and decided for himself what was right and wrong. nope. all jesus. this guy who just died was not given any credit for being the good person that he was because he chose to be like that, instead jesus recieved every bit of credit for every good deed this guy ever did and his character was devalued by the catholic church. if jesus is taking credit for all the good his followers have done then shouldnt he be taking the blame for their wrong doings? some of his most dedicated followers have proven to be sex offenders, so is it safe to say jesus taught that as well? i dont mean to bash anyones beliefs, it just seems as though the service i went to was VERY inappropriate and proved the church to be quite contradictory . . . on a lighter note "Irish" Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti are fighting for a third time tonight. it should be one of the best fights in a long time and i am way too worked up about it, i need to get some beer in me to settle down

Current mood: aggravated
Current music: CKY-96 Quite Bitter Beings
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Friday, June 6, 2003

12:14AM - jesus christ i am now officially a loser

since i am stranded at my mom's house for a night and am bored out of my mind i decided to make myself an official loser and start a blurty. i figure if nothing else it will let me vent all the political and philosophical theorys i come up with when i smoke, since i get yelled at whenever i start to talk about them. im kinda pissed that i have to go to a funeral tomarrow for somebody who i have never met and didnt even know existed before he died. its not that im really that upset about going, but i know im gonna come back all sad and wondering when i am going to die (hopefully not soon) because like always i will think about it way too much. also i have to get up at 6:15

Current mood: discontent
Current music: Jimmy Eat World-Hear you me
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