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Filthy, filthy dogs
Over the years, many people have asked me whether I was a "dog" or "cat person." To you people, I say "stop being so stupid." Not everyone can be reduced to a simple preference for pets. Also, I am a cat person.
This was a problem the other night, when I went over to this beautiful lady's home, and she had a dog. Everything was going fine between the lady and Batroc, when suddenly, the dirty mutt mounted my leg and begin to hump it at a feverish pace. Then when I stopped the dog, the lady freaked out, and made me leave, without allowing herself to make love to Batroc the international sex sensation.
Anyway, I once again, am having legal troubles. Did you know that it is illegal to stab a dog in this backwards country?! |