Just for fun to see how many people would actually do this. Sell me your soul...please? Just copy, paste into a document, fill out, and mail to sathethert@livejournal.com
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Soul Transferal Contract

PURPOSE: This contract is intended to transfer ownership of a soul from one willing and unduly influenced individual to another willing individual. This transferal may occur for any reason. In the following section, the transferor of the soul should check the reason.

*____ A bet. Please give the specs of the gamble in the following lines. ____________________________
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*____For money. Method of payment________. Amount______.

*____For other property. Give the property exchanged______________.

Enumerate the rights given associated with that property________________________________________
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*___For services. Give the service provided ________________________________________________
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*___Other. Explain _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.

If both the transferor and the transferee agree that these are the terms of the agreement, sign below and date it.

Transferor (one who signs over a soul): ______________ Date_______

Transferee (one who receives that soul): __Sathethert____ Date_______

Terms of Agreement:
The transferor must be free from any form of mental disability that would stop him/her from making a well thought out decision. Examples include extreme mental retardation, schizophrenia, similar mental disorders, or temporary conditions brought on them by another party (i.e. drugging, torture, concussive damage, etc). The soul will be signed over for the period of time of ____ ∞ ___ (if endless denote this with such words or the infinity sign)

If both parties agree to the terms of the contract, sign below.

Transferor (one who signs over a soul): ______________ Date_______

Transferee (one who receives that soul): ______________ Date_______

Transferal:
After the terms are agreed upon, and the transferee fulfills his/her conditions of the contract, the transferor, transferee, and a witness can sign the contract, thereby completing the transferal of the soul.

Transferor (one who signs over a soul): ______________ Date_______

Transferee (one who receives that soul): ____Sathethert____ Date_______
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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:	Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date:	June 17, 2030
Number attending your funeral?	13
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$4,421,403
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Date:	2003-09-22 15:55
Subject:	Lord have mercy on my soul
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy
Music:	Frida Soundtrack

So those tracts that I ordered for my collection got here, and the box itself is an oddity. The shipping lable is listed as Lebanon, Ohio. The Postmark reads Louisville, Kentucky. And the closing seal, a nice gold foil listing of the ten commandments, is obviously from the uk or held territories because of the spelling. I haven't even opened them up yet but i'm sure they'll look great next to the chick tracts. I only keep a couple myself and hand the rest out to other collectors, hopefully adding to the collector's registry for this town.

And speaking of collections, I got the new bulletin from NZ Post. The new lord of the rings collection is out and i've totally forgotten to hunt down the FIRST set. I have the last set, but now I need the first and this one to finish it. Wait, there were only three sets,right? Oh well, I got the sheep stamp collection so i'm happy. And that reminds me, I must get to organizing my stamps, starting with NZ. That's the only album set I have so far. Sigh. So disorganized.

Come to think of it, I think I have an un-natural obsession with everything New Zealand. Perhaps it has something to do with my equally un-natural obsession with sheep? Hmmmmmmmmmm.........

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)
3. Secular Humanism (87%)
4. Liberal Quakers (80%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
6. Nontheist (72%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
9. Neo-Pagan (63%)
10. New Thought (58%)
11. Reform Judaism (55%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (54%)
13. Sikhism (53%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (52%)
15. Scientology (52%)
16. Taoism (51%)
17. Hinduism (51%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)
19. New Age (42%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (41%)
21. Jainism (38%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
23. Islam (34%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
25. Roman Catholic (34%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
27. Orthodox Quaker (24%)

Unitarian Universalism? Sounds like Ahimsa. Guess I AM in good company.

Date:	2003-07-31 14:12
Subject:	What was happening the day I was born...
Security:	Public
Mood:	worried

On This Day

February 19

1847: After spending the winter under harsh conditions that drove them to cannibalism in order to survive, members of the Donner Party are rescued.
Learn more about the Donner Party.

1961: Abraham Lincoln's boyhood home in Lincoln City, Indiana, is established as a United States National Monument.
Learn more about Indiana.

1945: United States Marines storm the island of Iwo Jima. Nearly 60,000 marines went ashore the eight-square-mile volcanic island.
Learn more about Iwo Jima.

1807: Former United States vice president Aaron Burr is arrested and charged with plotting to create an independent republic.
Learn more about Aaron Burr.

1846: The official state government of Texas is installed in the city of Austin.
Learn more about Austin.

On February 19, 1942 President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed an order under which some 120,000 Japanese Americans were detained in internment camps



Born on this day




Adelina Patti, Italian American coloratura soprano (1843)

David Garrick, British actor (1717)

Smokey Robinson, rhythm-and-blues singer and songwriter (1940)

Stan Kenton, jazz musician (1912)

Lee Marvin, actor (1924)





Mystery Person of the Day

Who am I? I was born on this day in 1473. My most well-known theory is based on the premise that the sun is at rest near the center of the universe, and that Earth revolves around it annually.
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OK....

So, my day's famous for cannibals, war, American concentration camps, and a presidential assassin.

But hey! I share a birthday with Smokey Robinson! How fucking kickass is THAT? Oh yeah? Well, I bet you don't have someone cool like that sharing your birthday! See? I RULE! Sucker.

Got the call this morning and everyone's OK. Talked to Kurt last night, too and he mentioned greyhound. I despise public transportation, but it's MUCH cheaper and everyone knows how determined I am. So we'll see.

Date:	2003-07-31 10:19
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	anxious

So it's ok for christian leaders, most of which are catholic, to fuck little Timmy up the plug hole......but yet the pope talks of homosexuality being immoral? Perhaps if Johnny actually cared about what's moral and what's not then he'd actually DO something about the child rapists within his own walls. Or atleast one would assume.

I swear, I just don't understand it. I've heard stories and known victims of child molesters in judaism,christianity, and islam, yet people are surprised when they find out I don't believe in any of the abrahamic faiths?

Now you know.

If you want me to believe in your god then stop touching little Timmy's no no button!

Vatican fights gay marriages

VATICAN CITY (CNN) --The Vatican has launched a global campaign against gay marriages, warning Catholic politicians that support of same-sex unions is "gravely immoral."

The Vatican issued a 12-page set of guidelines with the approval of Pope John Paul II in a bid to stem the increase in laws granting legal rights to homosexual unions in Europe and North America.

"Marriage exists solely between a man and woman ... Marriage is holy, while homosexual acts go against the natural moral law," the 12-page document by the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith said Thursday.

"Legal recognition of homosexual unions or placing them on the same level as marriage would mean not only the approval of deviant behavior ... but would also obscure basic values which belong to the common inheritance of humanity."

The document, which has been two years in the making, calls on Roman Catholic lawmakers to vote against bills legalizing gay marriage, and where they already exist, work towards repealing them.

It does not list strictures, such as excommunication, against those who rebuff the church on the matter.

"To vote in favor of a law so harmful to the common good is gravely immoral," the document said.

Countries which already have relaxed laws to same sex unions include the Netherlands and Belgium.

It is the second time this year the Vatican has formally issued the instruction, and mirrors similar comments made by U.S. President George W. Bush Wednesday.

The president said: "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman, and I think we ought to codify that one way or another." (Full Story)

Gay marriage is forbidden in the U.S. though the question of gay marriage has moved to the foreground of American politics after a Supreme Court decision in June which struck down state laws banning sodomy.

One state, Vermont, allows same-sex civil unions, and Massachusetts' top court is set to rule on the issue soon. (Full story)

Canada courts have recently recognized gay marriages heralding hundreds to tie the knot in Ontario and British Columbia.

The Vatican's document -- "Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons" -- also denounces gay couples adopting children.

"Allowing children to be adopted by persons living in such (homosexual) unions would actually mean doing violence to these children ... (placing) them in an environment that is not conducive to their full human development."

In Europe, the Netherlands has recognized registered gay partnerships since 1998 with Belgium following suit in January this year.

The Netherlands also passed laws in December 2000 allowing same-sex couples to marry and adopt children.

Several other countries have given gays rights just short of those enjoyed by heterosexual married couples.








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http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/07/31/vatican.gay.marriages/index.html

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Date:	2003-07-29 13:08
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	calm

No word yet from India, and i'm still diheartened over the problem with graduation. But i'm sure Kurt will understand and that does help ease it a bit. I spent the morning reading the vedas and for some reason Krishna's seemed to calm me. It's a very good translation that i've managed to find. I can understand why religionists are so quick to find comfort in good words. Maybe Auntie is right? Maybe my hindu side IS coming out?

Update: This section ends and graduation is on November 14th. My OTHER med class doesn't start until December 16th. So there IS some downtime to it all, BUT I don't know if i'll have the money for a ticket unless I do some REALLY fancy loopholing. I'll figure something out.

It's just raining shit on me today. No call from Mumbai, I don't know what's going on with that. Now I find out that graduation MIGHT be pushed up until mid-November. I was to be with Kurt in October!!!!!!! Everything I touch turns to shit, I fucking swear! I'm going to double check with the front office and get an exact date if I can. I just can't belive this shit. It can't be November! I won't have enough money for a plane ticket during the holiday time. If it IS November, i'm hoping for a couple weeks between graduation and beginning of my next course. So unfair. All I want is ONE thing.

Deepti is STILL missing and we're not sure who was on the bus that was hit. No one's released any names or have done searches. Eight other families in didi Kusumita's neighborhood are without children that should have been in that area. Sigh. I'd better hear news soon or i'm going to get worse. I don't care HOW much it costs to make a cellphone call to Mumbai, i'm ten minutes away from doing it. Though I don't have Kusumita's number, just Paramjit's over in Kerala. Either way, i'm amazingly anti-muslim today. I just KNOW it's going to be over something in Ayodhhya. It always is.

Date:	2003-07-28 15:05
Subject:	Police: 3 dead in India bus blast
Security:	Public
Mood:	angry

NEW DELHI, India (CNN) -- A powerful explosion has ripped through a bus in a suburb of the Indian city of Mumbai, killing at least three people, police said.

At least 33 people were wounded, four of them critically, authorities said.

The blast rocked the bus during Monday afternoon rush hour in the suburb of Ghatkopar. Police said the death toll was likely to rise.

A bomb squad on the scene said it would be able to say soon what kind of explosive was used.

It was the fifth blast to hit India's commercial capital in the last nine months. There was no immediate claim of responsibility.

Date:	2003-07-25 13:27
Subject:	Oh what a beautiful day
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy
Music:	She blinded me with science

I'm a happy camper. Ma threw out or lost or did SOMETHING to the software that came with my CD burner. So I spent the morning trying to fix it. Turns out, my laptop has built in burning capabilities in the rom drive. So not only is it rom and dvd rom, it's ALSO a burner. Yay! I'm going to grab an old dvd that I won't miss if it gets fucked up and i'm going to see if I can copy movies as well. A backup for my collection in case anything gets scratched.

Yesterday's test was wonderful. I got a 94 and I didn't even study. And we're working on the Integumentary system now so all I have to do is study skin diseases, skin layers and cancers. Not too shabby. I think I was born for this, I really do.

We had our visit and workshop in the morgue the other day to see what wounds and diseases look like and all that. So now i'm obsessed with finding a school that works in funerary arts. I'd love to do reconstruction work on the dead. Or even go into pathology and do dissections. But then again, I always DID have a thing for the gross and scientific.

Date:	2003-07-24 10:06
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	confused

I have a test today I didn't study for, and I still don't care. This is my slack off week, I guess. Next week i'll do a better job. For now, fuck it.

I'm stuck in the 80's now, playing my retro 80's electropop all day. What can I say? There's just something about Thomas Dolby, what can I say?

Date:	2003-07-19 17:36
Subject:	floating on air.....again
Security:	Public
Mood:	loved

I've had it. I'm done for. I've fallen so helplessly in love......and lust....that i'm no longer my usual self. Everything I think of somehow leads back to him. And it annoys me in a way because i'm getting so....mushy. I'm not one of those girls to go off in a giggle fit over nsync or hope that johnny in math class asks them to the dance. that's not how I am.

All i'm saying is that i've not cut or pricked myself since i've met him, i'm not suicidal nearly as often, i'm not as depressed. The nightmares and voices are still there, but much better. Something about him just....makes me feel so good.

I don't know what is is about me that just makes me fall like this. Makes me want to be with him and love him. He's the first in a long time that's made me feel this way. And it's not just emotional either. He's managed to bring out my submissve-ness as well, and we've not met face to face yet. that has to be something special. Oh god,dirty thoughts.

Guess what gets me is how long we've been together, even just talking. And how happy I am to feel the way I do. For the first time in a long time, I feel good.

Date:	2003-07-18 14:05
Subject:	The voices speak: mourn the passing of jesus, for he shall not return
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper
Music:	Frida - Movie Soundtrack

I've come to a discovery this morning which i'm surprised I haven't made years ago. It seems my voices are driven by my fears. When i'm anxious or scared the voices pick up on it and pound my fears into my heart. When i'm depressed they drive the depression deeper. I'm going to try and learn how to stay out of the pitfall of letting myself get carried away by my worries and see how that helps. Talking openly about the voices seems to be working, also. They're still there but not as volitile. Rule one that I have to work on is stop calling them "them" and "they". Stop giving them an almost personified air.

But on to brighter things, I have WAY too many dvds and nowhere to put them. So if anyone knows of a good american company that makes cheap, non-plastic, stylish dvd organizers then i'd greatly appreciate the info. Amazon is just too expensive.

I'm insane.

That's something i've never admitted to myself or the people around me. Something i've never come to grips with before. Yes, I KNEW it. But never dared speak it aloud or think about it. Denial was my only escape. But now for some reason I can no longer hide from it. I am insane.

It goes beyond the voices in my head, my odd thoughts, my impulses and obsessive compulsions. Much deeper. To know what is wrong, to see it and deny it. That in itself is insanity. The years i've spent running from my true self and what I am, it goes against all nature. To hide my peculiarities under the guise of quiet timidity and laughter was my only outlet for the longest time. But nowI know. Now I realize.

It's not shameful to be different. It's not shameful to think odd thoughts and have odd quirks. What is shameful is pretending they don't exist. To blend yourself in with people and things around you in an attempt to deny your very nature and state.

I'm coming to grips with things now. It's not abnormal to be suicidal, to feel out of place, to want to evolve and grow. And it's not my fault. My past had nothing to do with me. I've put chains around my very neck out of guilt for what he did, what happened those years ago. Blamed myself for the rapes and lies and pain. And it's taken all this time to see it. It's not my fault.

This, I believe, is my first step in coming to grips with my reality. It's through actual questioning of my mental state that i'll be able to control that which I have deemed uncontrolable. I'm not guilty anymore, nor ashamed. I'm overjoyed with my trivial, yet eye opening discovery.

I'm no longer ashamed.

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