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[23 Dec 2003|12:57pm] |
m aj i k i a: There should be a blurty quote dedicated to how many times nell and I just go "MAJI!" "NELL!"
aornis styx: You should collect all of them and then show them in one massive post XD;
aornis styx: MAJI!!!!1111!!111:OOOO
m aj i k i a: NELL!1!11!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!11!
aornis styx: Maji
m aj i k i a: Nell
aornis styx: MAJI
m aj i k i a: NELL
m aj i k i a: Nell, get the tranqs.
aornis styx: Maji?
aornis styx: MAJI
m aj i k i a: NELL
aornis styx: MAJI
m aj i k i a: NELL
aornis styx: XD
m aj i k i a: XDXD
aornis styx: maji: *shake booty in bikini*
aornis styx: ...I MEAN.
m aj i k i a: NELL :O
aornis styx: MAJI :O
TangibleFear: ..MAJI.
m aj i k i a: REI
TangibleFear: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXDDXXXDXDXDXD!11111!!!!!111!!!!!
aornis styx has entered the room.
m aj i k i a: NELL
aornis styx: MAJI
m aj i k i a: NELL
aornis styx: MAJI
m aj i k i a: NELL NELL NELL
aornis styx: MAJI MAJI MAJI
m aj i k i a: Well that was entertaining beyond human comprehension.
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[23 Dec 2003|01:27am] |
m aj i k i a: I'm probably going to go back to school, and in the middle of English think "WE SHOULD ALL PEE TOGETHER SOME TIME." and crack up. ;_;
m aj i k i a: Sister Pat will ask me what's so funny
m aj i k i a: and I will say "Group urination"
m aj i k i a: And then get 10 demerits XD;
lapetiteduchess: maybe they'll let you keep them? XD
m aj i k i a: Yes. Hopefully XD
m aj i k i a: Damn. I really think I should go to bed. XD; This level of "stupidime" (I JUST MADE THAT WORD UP 8D) is unhealthy XD;
Tart Squid: one time my mom was talking on the phone with Todd and she had to go to the bathroom and she did and she was trying to be quiet and aparently he was doing the same thing and they flushed at the same time XD
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[23 Dec 2003|01:22am] |
m aj i k i a: Aaannnd I just commented all over myself XD
m aj i k i a: Wow
m aj i k i a: that so did not sound right XD
lapetiteduchess: poipoifg maji xD
lapetiteduchess: weep. I am getting a bit tired Xd;
m aj i k i a: poifpoif *dies* XD;
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[23 Dec 2003|12:31am] |
lapetiteduchess: maji, we should are pee together some time. xD
m aj i k i a: ROFL WTF?
m aj i k i a: oh
m aj i k i a: ARE PEE
m aj i k i a: I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL PEE
lapetiteduchess: Go Sprout-y
Tart Squid: Go Sprouty it's yo birthday we gonna party like it's yo birthday
Tart Squid: *shootself*
Tart Squid: *inhead*
lapetiteduchess: HUFFLEPUFF = HUGGLEPUGG != SEXECUTIONERPUFF
lapetiteduchess: NOW do you get why we're all WTF?!
m aj i k i a: ... No XD
lapetiteduchess: ....XD;
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[22 Dec 2003|09:55pm] |
Tart Squid: Sirius can't be gay, he's married to Sylvia Plath ;_;
m aj i k i a: Sirius can't be gay...
m aj i k i a: Gay Sirius is like gay ron
m aj i k i a: only not as annoying ;_;
Tart Squid: Sirius is Anythingthatmovessexual
m aj i k i a: Yeah XD
m aj i k i a: Sirius is "OMG HOLE" sexual
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[22 Dec 2003|09:54pm] |
[13:19] TangibleFear: She's so making it up.
[13:19] TangibleFear: The part with all of her dead friends?
[13:19] TangibleFear: yeah, two managed to die from cancer
[13:19] TangibleFear: Two got struck by lightning
[13:20] lapetiteduchess: right XD
[13:20] TangibleFear: And the rape + murder
[13:20] TangibleFear: And the carcrash, and the one with the anorexia
[13:20] TangibleFear: Either she's full of shit or she's got worse luck than anyone I have ever heard of
[13:20] TangibleFear: KAYLI'S LIFE IS LIKE FINAL DESTINATION
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[22 Dec 2003|09:52pm] |
aornis styx has entered the room.
TangibleFear: ..NELL WASN'T HERE?
lapetiteduchess: no.
lapetiteduchess: xd
TangibleFear: I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF?
lapetiteduchess: XD
lapetiteduchess: yes.
TangibleFear: STFU, THAT'S NOT FUNNY
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[22 Dec 2003|09:51pm] |
[18:43] TangibleFear: (Link: http://www.geocities.com/slash_forever2001/skoldjohn5.jpg)http://www.geocities.com/slash_forever2001/skoldjohn5.jpg
[18:43] TangibleFear: >.>
[18:43] lapetiteduchess: you don't have peter on your FL!
[18:43] TangibleFear: MARILYN MANSON FANS MUST CLICK.
[18:43] TangibleFear: XD
[18:44] Tart Squid: are any of us Manson fans? XD
[18:44] lapetiteduchess: everyone should have 24 people on their FL ;_;
[18:44] TangibleFear: Probably not.
[18:44] TangibleFear: Oh well. ;_;
[18:45] Tart Squid: I clicked anyway XD
[18:45] TangibleFear: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
[18:45] TangibleFear: Is it not!?
[18:45] Tart Squid: it's funny XD I like the penii 8D
[18:45] TangibleFear: I drew it in economics class.
[18:45] TangibleFear: Because that class sucked.
[18:46] m aj i k i a: LMAO XD; Why do I never notice the penii? XD;
[18:46] m aj i k i a: Maji: *has anti-penii vision*
[18:47] m aj i k i a: Maji: *will not be able to get a job giving out hand jobs later in life, because she'll never find the penii*
[18:47] m aj i k i a: ... darn :O
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[22 Dec 2003|09:49pm] |
m aj i k i a: LMAOI
lapetiteduchess: LMAOI? XD
Tart Squid: KNAI
lapetiteduchess: ;lk;lfdkg TOO MAJI NAMES KTHXBYE
aornis styx: TOO MAJI NAMES XDDDDDD
TangibleFear: *ATTEMPS TO ENGAGE IN CUTTERSPEAK WITH NELL*
TangibleFear: BLAHBLAHBLAH WEEZER? NEOSPORIN?
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| TEH CALCULUS FAMILY |
[22 Dec 2003|09:42pm] |
TangibleFear: ..I don't like how Sally's suddenly become my mother and I'm the rebellious, embarrassing teen. ;_;
TangibleFear: And then it's like Nell's my smarter older brother who gets straight A's and makes me look dumb. ;_;
lapetiteduchess: Weep. that killed my eggs. XD
lapetiteduchess: it's one dysfunctional family.
TangibleFear: Or younger brother. ;_;
Tart Squid: that makes me your Daddy ;_;
aornis styx: Can I be a gay older brother? ;_;
aornis styx: I'll be the idiot savant younger brother XDDD
TangibleFear: YEAH. And I'm the gay older brother.
TangibleFear: and I don't bring home any hot men because I'm more worried about playing computer games.
m aj i k i a: LMAO ;_; feel lucky, Rei
m aj i k i a: I'm the uncle no one talks about
m aj i k i a: and I don't even have a penis to be an uncle.
TangibleFear: And Sally bitches about that, too.
TangibleFear: BECAUSE I JUST CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. ;_;
TangibleFear: Well, actually Sawa bitches about that.
m aj i k i a: ROFL REI YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR DADDY SAWA'S GOING TO GET THE BELT AND BEAT YOU SOUNDLY
TangibleFear: Sawa: WHAT KIND OF GAY SON ARE YOU!?!? :OOOO
aornis styx: And I tell you all things about the meaning of "homosexual" and what it's derived from while you all beat on each other XD
TangibleFear: Sawa: I WANT TO FIND USED CONDOMS UNDER THE MATTRESS!!!!!!! >EEEE
TangibleFear: Maji. ;_;
TangibleFear: Can you adopt me when they throw me out?
Tart Squid: I DIDN'T RAISE MY SON TO BE A VIRGIN.
aornis styx: Sawa: AND LUBE, TOO! I WANT NON-CLEANED-UP LUBE!
m aj i k i a: Yes ;_;
m aj i k i a: I'm the cool uncle.
TangibleFear: And then one day Sawa finds where I spilled the pudding
TangibleFear: And then beats my ass when it's not a cumstain.
TangibleFear: I AM JUST SO DAMN UNLOVED.
aornis styx: Maji, can you be the cool, angsty homosexual uncle?
TangibleFear: *moves in with Uncle Maji* ;_;
TangibleFear: Uncle Maji teaches me to be the best gay man I can be, and whores me out to the twinks.
m aj i k i a: XD;
m aj i k i a: Yes. I'm the cool angsty homosexual uncle without a penis.
aornis styx: I'll come over to Uncle Maji's house and lecture them both about salmonella and unsafe oral sex XD;
TangibleFear: And then reaps all of the profits and spares me some pocket change for bubblegum.
m aj i k i a: Friends call me Stumpy
Tart Squid: XDDD
m aj i k i a: My house smells like salami and cigarettes
TangibleFear: WE HAVE THE COOLEST FAMILY EVAR. ;_;
m aj i k i a: WE DO.
TangibleFear: *sobs*
m aj i k i a: Our surname should be Calculus.
m aj i k i a: So we can be THE CALCULUS FAMILYT
m aj i k i a: WITH A T
TangibleFear: All I ever wanted to be was special in your eyes, sally. ;_;
TangibleFear: RECOGNITION.
m aj i k i a: BECAUSE WE ARE THAT FUCKING COOL
Tart Squid: I'm just happy I can yell WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
aornis styx: I'll find white wine in the liquor cabinet and lecture you on the year, Maji
Tart Squid: and you have to go SAWA'S MY DADDY
TangibleFear: And then one day you just don't wake up Nell, because I drove a FORK INTO YOUR EYESOCKET OMG
Tart Squid: and I can go YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT, BIATCH
Tart Squid: the end
aornis styx: And then I tell you about how forks are not the preferred method of murder
m aj i k i a: Okay, this whole convo is going into the blurty
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[21 Dec 2003|03:13pm] |
m aj i k i a: If I knew how to draw a penis. I'd draw it with a combover, a cardigan sweater, and a pipe ;_;
aornis styx: \\===/_\_____/_\===:>-----u ~~
m aj i k i a: WTF IS THAT NELL? XD;
m aj i k i a: IT LOOKS LIKE A FACTORY MACHINE XD;
aornis styx: IT WAS A PENIS WITH A COMBOVER, SWEATER AND PIPE XDDD;
aornis styx: BUT THIS RESTRICTS MY STYLE A BIT XD:
lapetiteduchess: Ryu is teh best designer evar. omgwtflol. XD
m aj i k i a: Ryu is teh best disegnar evar :O!1!!
m aj i k i a: ... so best that she prevents me from typing designer correctly ;_;
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[17 Dec 2003|11:21pm] |
love song of 69: I wish I wore Latino.
love song of 69: ROFL WERE.
love song of 69: I wish I was wearing latinos, gross.
m aj i k i a: ROFL
m aj i k i a: Latinos are the new black, court.
m aj i k i a: er
m aj i k i a: fuck
m aj i k i a: that really sounded racist.
m aj i k i a: I didn't mean for it to.
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[15 Dec 2003|09:11pm] |
m aj i k i a: MARATHOG sounds like a Tolkein character
m aj i k i a: Marathog, son of Marathong
m aj i k i a: Marathog, who smoteth the rump of the mighty Beowulf with his flesh rod of power.
aornis styx: this is like a constant tv show
aornis styx: "Okay, m aj i k i a, the viewers like you, in the polls you come out well...
aornis styx: but the question is, are you BLURTYWORTHY or NOT BLURTYWORTHY????"
aornis styx: *light flashes over maji's head*
m aj i k i a: We need a sitcom audience
TangibleFear: [INSERT LAUGH TRACK]
aornis styx: audience: *LAFF*
aornis styx: maji: *shake booty in bikini*
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| Maji Hates Random People. |
[15 Dec 2003|06:21pm] |
funny excerpts.
MisatoLuva: I saw your profile and you seemed kinda kewl.
m aj i k i a: Thanks, but I'm not. 8D
MisatoLuva: What's your name?
m aj i k i a: ....Cristobal.
MisatoLuva: Cristobal?
m aj i k i a: Yes.
MisatoLuva: sounds like crystal ball
m aj i k i a: I am insulted. That name is a part of my culture as a Spanish American.
MisatoLuva: I can't talk very long, just a short bit more before I have to go.
m aj i k i a: I try not to talk much. Someone may recognize me.
MisatoLuva: How old are you?
m aj i k i a: 6538 days old.
MisatoLuva: So you're almost 18?
m aj i k i a: You astound me with your mathematical abilities. Yes.
MisatoLuva: O_o
m aj i k i a: Don't do that too much, your face may stick that way.
MisatoLuva: So you wanna be friends? =^.^=
m aj i k i a: Aren't we moving a bit fast?
m aj i k i a: Next thing you know, you'll be asking to move in.
m aj i k i a: I'm not ready for that sort of commitment, baby.
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[15 Dec 2003|12:11am] |
m aj i k i a: Weep. XD Tommorow I have to go down and pick up my job application for Movie Gallery
m aj i k i a: if I get that job, I get to sell porn to poor lonely men ;_;
m aj i k i a: My one aspiration in life. ;_;
m aj i k i a: Maji: Backdoor sluts 9? Good choice. Good choice. ;D My favorite part is when--
m aj i k i a: Manager: >O
m aj i k i a: Maji: 8D WOULD YOU LIKE TO RENT THIS FOR ONE DAY OR FIVE?
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[15 Dec 2003|12:11am] |
m aj i k i a: metrosexuals. yaaaaayy 8D
m aj i k i a: ROFL ;___;
m aj i k i a: That yay made me think of Kermit the frog
m aj i k i a: Kermit: METROSEXUALS 8D!! YAAAAAAAAAY 8D!! ::waves arms about in a froggy puppety manner::
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| Doot Doot Geography 101 |
[14 Dec 2003|02:37pm] |
m aj i k i a: XD; Where the fuck are they? Iraq? XD
lapetiteduchess: Kuala Lumpur. however you spell that XD
m aj i k i a: Koala Humper? ;_;
lapetiteduchess: XD
lapetiteduchess: dkfjslkdfj it's by Malaysia apparently XD
lapetiteduchess: or in Malaysia
lapetiteduchess: whatever
lapetiteduchess: I think it might be the capital of Malaysia xD;
m aj i k i a: I wonder if they can hook us up with some boywhores?
lapetiteduchess: XDDDDDDDDDD
aornis styx: 'f;dsjkfdlksj XD
m aj i k i a: XD;
aornis styx: maybe they ARE boywhores.
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[14 Dec 2003|02:15pm] |
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aornis styx: Harry: WHOOPS GOTTA GO ZACH I'M DUE FOR A TERRY BOOT IN THE DORMS BUT THAT WAS GREAT *THUMBUP*
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| maji gets excited. |
[14 Dec 2003|12:29am] |
m aj i k i a: GFJAFOJKA
m aj i k i a: HOLY FUCK
m aj i k i a: ING
m aj i k i a: SHIT
m aj i k i a: HOLY FUCK
m aj i k i a: IS THAT ELIJAH WOOD ON SNL
m aj i k i a: DRESSED AS BOY GEORGE
m aj i k i a: YES
m aj i k i a: FUCK XD
m aj i k i a: SO GREATNESS GO SEE
m aj i k i a: HE"S SINGING
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[11 Dec 2003|08:58pm] |
lightning sc4r: On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me o/~
lightning sc4r: The best typo ever o/~
lightning sc4r: Mint's anonymous cookies o/~
lightning sc4r: Blood on the duvet o/~
lightning sc4r: The stupid shields o/~
lightning sc4r: Pie versus Hoo Hoo o/~
lightning sc4r: Hal Spark's cucumber o/~
lightning sc4r: Jesus H. Crust o/~
lightning sc4r: KAIYU'S HUGE & o/~
lightning sc4r: The retard fish o/~
lightning sc4r: Vanilla cock o/~
lightning sc4r: Harry's uterus o/~
lightning sc4r: And Snape's Dashboard Confessional CDs o/~ :o
lightning sc4r: I was singing that at school today XD
lightning sc4r: people thought I was nuts XD
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