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[16 Mar 2004|08:48pm]
m aj i k i a: Dumbledore: We had to rent the basement out to pay for our new wireless networking capacities.
m aj i k i a: Snape: ... ... But the computers don't work in the school?
m aj i k i a: Dumbledore: Alas, I forgot about that. Curse you, Sales Associate Pete R. Wormtail for convicing me that we needed wifi access. :C
m aj i k i a: Snape: *THUD*
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[13 Mar 2004|11:35pm]
You have just entered room "Chat 29938914020669010806."
m aj i k i a: What a unique chat name. :O
m aj i k i a: Chat 2.9938914020669010806 x 10^20

LiLirishQT1704: lets talk in chat 2.9928914020669010806 x 10^20
LiLirishQT1704: ? you're leaving me hanging here in chat 2.9928914020669010806 x 10^20
m aj i k i a: Chat 2.9928914020669010806 x 10^20 is a happenin' spot.
LiLirishQT1704: Chat 2.9928914020669010806 x 10^20 is a happenin' spot indeed
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[07 Mar 2004|10:45pm]
BondageNyaro: O~~~ SPERM
m aj i k i a: Thanks. I'll treasure it forever.

m aj i k i a: I want to get my name legally changed to Maji McSphincter ;_;
m aj i k i a: Because my name would mean like "Son of muscle in the butt that cuts poop"

Tart Squid: "m aj i k i a: Because my name would mean like "Son of muscle in the butt that cuts poop"" I just scrolled up to read what I missed and that killed me.
Tart Squid: like really dead.
Tart Squid: in a positive, life-affirming way.

dulce sanguine: ...I almost wrote "male syrup" ;_;
m aj i k i a: ;_; Is that like mantool?
m aj i k i a: he took his pulsating mantool in hand, sending a fine mist of mansyrup into the air? ;_;
m aj i k i a: ;_; Wow. I could write smut ifI wanted to.
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[04 Mar 2004|11:30pm]
lapetiteduchess: "HEEHEE MY SWEETIE BOUGHT ME SOME SEXY UNDERWEAR. I AM SOOOO IN LOVE!!!!!!11111!111BANANA"
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[29 Feb 2004|08:02pm]
KonekoKaiyu: After a few minuets, she opened her eyes and smiled tenderly at Zach. "Hey you" she said softly
KonekoKaiyu: Okay
KonekoKaiyu: A) WHERE WAS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
KonekoKaiyu: B) SHE FORGOT WHO HE WAS

KonekoKaiyu: I thought that you meant Zach was screwing Merlin for a second ;_;
KonekoKaiyu: AND THEN I THOUGHT "SWORD IN THE STONE"
KonekoKaiyu: CMM / IAN MCKELLAN AS GANDALF

SlytherinFerret: I want to be an old gay man so I can marry sir ian mckellan.
KonekoKaiyu: But he has boytoys.
lapetiteduchess: but he only dates young gay men :c
Tart Squid: Sir Ian has a hot boyfriend :c
SlytherinFerret: ..well if I was a young gay man I'd have better people to hump. :-(

KonekoKaiyu: I think Sir Ian gave the entire male cast of LOTR a good rodgering.
KonekoKaiyu: Even the orcs.
KonekoKaiyu: Especially the orcs.
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[09 Feb 2004|09:14pm]
m aj i k i a: ... Strawberry Jews... it's a new kind of cereal ;_;
m aj i k i a: XD; With menorah, yarmelkeh, dradle and star of david marshmallows.
m aj i k i a: The commercials have a rabbi going "OY VEY! THEY'RE AFTER MY STRAWBERRY JEWS AGAIN!"

m aj i k i a: I weep that there will be no rooster sex in sneakoscope
m aj i k i a: since snape isn't boffing mary poppins
lapetiteduchess: XDDDDDD
Tart Squid: XDDDD
m aj i k i a: And that sounded so wrong to people who weren't in B&C
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[31 Jan 2004|07:04pm]
KonekoKaiyu: are u a virgin . i am ####
aornis styx: ARE YOU ####, KAIYU?
m aj i k i a: Kaiyu has a huge &. Of course he ####
KonekoKaiyu: IF YOU CAN TOUCH THE & WE COULD #### TOGETHER MAJI
m aj i k i a: WE SHOULD SO #### TOGETHER, KAIYU.

aornis styx: You know what, I have no idea what's playing on the TV in the other room.
aornis styx: ONE SEC 8D
m aj i k i a: SEVEN DAYS NELL.
m aj i k i a: :O :O :O :O :O
aornis styx: ...Sean Connery, a chick in a bikini and a fat guy with a foreign accent. This could conceivably be any of the bond movies 8D
aornis styx: ...OMFG STATIC
aornis styx: ...OMFG
aornis styx: OMFG
aornis styx: JESUS SAMARA, STFU, I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP

KonekoKaiyu: MAJI WOULD YOU TOUCH MY & WHILE WE #### WITH KOK?
m aj i k i a: IT IS MY ONE DREAM TO TOUCH YOUR HUGE & WHILE WE #### WITH KOK
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[30 Jan 2004|12:46am]
m aj i k i a: I AM HERE
m aj i k i a: AND EVERYONE IS GONE
m aj i k i a: FUCK XD
m aj i k i a: ... eh. *puts that in blurty anyway*
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[25 Jan 2004|10:22pm]
aornis styx: I remember I put the googly eye up my nose because all the cool kids were doing it. My best friend had had to go to the ER a week before XD

m aj i k i a: Googly eye up the nose was like cutting for weesters
m aj i k i a: Nell did it while it was UNDERGROUND
aornis styx: I helped make it MAINSTREAM.
aornis styx: My brother did it the day after I did. XD
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[18 Jan 2004|05:33pm]
m aj i k i a: I laughed. But, then, I think Brady should be euthanized... so it really wasn't that funny.
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[08 Jan 2004|08:26pm]
lapetiteduchess: I AM NOT A CELEB RPER. I JUST EAT THEIR TRENDS.
lapetiteduchess: er.
lapetiteduchess: use.
lapetiteduchess: wtf.
lapetiteduchess: ;_;
m aj i k i a: Sally has my typo disease X
m aj i k i a: D
m aj i k i a: KJFALKA
aornis styx: SALLY IS A TREND EATER SALLY IS A TRESS EATER
aornis styx: um
motomiya: KNAI :D
aornis styx: TREND
m aj i k i a: ROLF
m aj i k i a: ...ROFL
lapetiteduchess: Xddd
motomiya: ROLF
aornis styx: ROLF
m aj i k i a: :LKAFJBDLHKDGA
m aj i k i a: ROLF *IS A DOG*
aornis styx: WE'VE ALL BEEN HIT WITH THE "NO CAN SPLE" VIRUS.
m aj i k i a: *PLAYS PIANO FOR KERMIT*
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[06 Jan 2004|10:43pm]
m aj i k i a: OMFG!!!11!! SANTA IZ COMEING!! GO 2 BED!!1!!!
SJCQUAD04: What the hell
m aj i k i a: Merry Christmas.



m aj i k i a: I crack myself up.
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[05 Jan 2004|07:22pm]
motomiya: Alma:
motomiya: ..there was supposed to be a witty saing there.
motomiya: but the enter button went NO. NONE FOR YOU.

m aj i k i a: Damn. I have to go scrub my weasles in a bit u_U
m aj i k i a: weasels e_e;
Tart Squid: hdslkahfkldshfklhl WOW THAT SOUNDED PERVY SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
m aj i k i a: I FIGURED IT WOULD
m aj i k i a: I HAVE TO GO BATHE THE FERRETS XD;

Tart Squid: I was like "WEASLES? IS THAT WHAT KIDS ARE CALLING IT NOWADAYS?"

m aj i k i a: 10 DAYS TILL I CAN STAR IN A PORNO, BUY CIGARETTES AND GAMBLE
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[31 Dec 2003|02:10am]
m aj i k i a: FUCKLE. ((EDITEDFORCONTENT))
m aj i k i a: AND I JUST SAID FUCKLE.
m aj i k i a: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;___;
m aj i k i a: ((EDITEDFORCONTENT)) has driven me insane.
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[26 Dec 2003|03:22am]
i dated franky: ((Hi. My name is Franky. I'll be your lewd pervert for this evening.))
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[25 Dec 2003|11:38am]
m aj i k i a: I already did my Christmas Stupid for the year ;_;
m aj i k i a: We got one of the cats some cat treats, and I said "Give me one of those." So my dad did and I ate it
m aj i k i a: and then I threw up ;_;
m aj i k i a: But it was funny XD;
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OMFG!! SANTA IS COMEING!!! [25 Dec 2003|01:10am]
m aj i k i a: OMFG!! GO TO BED!! SANTA IS COMING!!!
Auto response from TerriOchLivsOn: Egg Nog sucks ass!
TerriOchLivsOn: i'm getin there

m aj i k i a: OMFG!! SANTA IS COMING!! GO TO BED!!
ST MJT: who are you?

lapetiteduchess: OMFG!1!! SMARTERCHILD! GO 2 BED SANTA IZ COMEING!!!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly.

m aj i k i a: OMFG!!!!1!! SANTA IZ COMEING!! GO TO BED!!!
ANT Volt: heheh
ANT Volt: i think santa was just using my microwave

m aj i k i a: OMFG!! VAVAVIRGIL!! SANTA IZ COMEING!!! GO 2 BED!@11!!!
VaVaVirgil: really?
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[24 Dec 2003|12:39am]
G4yPr0n: I've suddenly got the Digimon theme stuck in my head.
m aj i k i a: DIGI-MON
m aj i k i a: DIGITAL MONSTERS
G4yPr0n: WE ARE DIGIDESTINED, MAJI
m aj i k i a: DIGI-MON ARE THE *2 measure rest for no reason* CHAMPIONS
m aj i k i a: Rei has the crest of homosexuality
m aj i k i a: and I have the crest of downhome good little christian girl family values ;_;
G4yPr0n: Together we make a very confusing and crackheaded team
m aj i k i a: Yes
m aj i k i a: With our digimon
m aj i k i a: penisenlargermon and jesusmon
m aj i k i a: JESUSMON ... DIGIVOLVE TO ... SPANISH INQUISITIONMON
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[24 Dec 2003|12:06am]
G4yPr0n: That is such bullshit, because okay.. they went MASS with this shit.
G4yPr0n: it wasn't just a jew.
G4yPr0n: *FEW
G4yPr0n: Not jew. >.>
m aj i k i a: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE JEWS WITH YOU
m aj i k i a: ISN'T IT REI?
m aj i k i a: WHAT ABOUT THE CLOWNS?
G4yPr0n: WEEPETH!!!!


G4yPr0n: Blurty, ho.
G4yPr0n: XDXDXD
m aj i k i a: XD yes ma'am.
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[23 Dec 2003|01:04pm]
m aj i k i a: It looks like she has saggy grandma boobs XD;
m aj i k i a: Do your boobs hang low, do they wabble too and fro o/~
m aj i k i a: can you tie em' in a knot... can you tie em in a bow 8D o/~
Tart Squid: can you tie em in a knot, can you tie em in a bow o/~
lapetiteduchess: thank you both of you ;_;

aornis styx: can you roll them over your shoulders like a I never understood this part of the song o/~
m aj i k i a: LMAO NELL ME EITHER
aornis styx: MAJI IT SOUNDED LIKE "LIKE A CONTINENTAL BOULDER" TO ME XDDD
m aj i k i a: ROFL I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALWAYS SAYING "CONFEDERATION SOLDIER!"
m aj i k i a: and was always like "BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!"
m aj i k i a: Because I was more retarded when I was little than I am now.

aornis styx: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY o/~
aornis styx: SOMETHING SOMETHING o/~
aornis styx: I'M JUST AN OLD TREKKIE o/~
aornis styx: IN A WORLD I CAN'T AFFORD o/~

lightning sc4r: you fuckers, I can't breathe XDDDDDD

aornis styx: I GOT A SPAM EMAIL FROM "BOUNTY HUNTERS"
aornis styx: I wonder if they can introduce me to Boba Fett and his Herbal Penii Remedy o/~
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