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somebody should punch me in the face [28 Dec 2002|01:32am]
no seriously, punch me in the face! and now i'll tell you why. there is a movie called Bowling for Columbine out. because i never saw it on the signs for the cinema and the theater by the mall i thought it wasn't playing here in town. forgeting *shakes fist* that there is another shit theater called the king. as i road past it, in a car, like you american's do; i spotted the king theater and i saw a poster for a movie i like to call "bowling for columbine." if you're wondering what its actually called, just in case you want to watch it yourself, its called bowling for columbine. i got excited and i told me friend matt. i quickly changed my diaper, grabed $50 (cuz thats how much it costs for a late movie,) and headed out the door to see a talkie. but first i had to go to target cuz matt had to return a shelf or something. then went to the mall where i enjoyed my brief stint as a mallrat. i talked to shawn...he talks too. after that voyage we hit the batmobile and headed out. yes brothers and sisters, i was on my way to see a movie that i've been waiting for since ricky martin had a hit. okay so it wasn't THAT long, but you get the idea. but to make a long story short (after i gave you the long story) it was good. go see it. it is your duty as i dunno somebody that has a duty. god bless and don't buy oil your suporting terrorism and so is drugs and critisizing your goverment and poking badgers with spoons.
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why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!! [18 Dec 2002|02:34am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | orgy: suckerface ]

I MADE IT MYSELF!

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my profile contains links to sites that have naked pics of me! [15 Dec 2002|02:52am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | wesley willis: vampire bat ]

you may THINK you know the location of the lockbox, and maybe you do. or maybe thats a decoy or a dummy lockbox.

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just curious [09 Dec 2002|11:51pm]
how much would it cost to: get naked, get in a hot tub of pepto bismol, shave my ass, and while i clip your toenails?
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my magical super spectatular saturday! [09 Dec 2002|12:14am]
[ music | kiss: i just wanna (live) ]

tyler came over on saturday. we played video games and watched tv. we also played naked twister! its was fun! then we played naked monopoly, which kinda sucked. tyler kept taking the $500's and putting them in devon's (he was the stripper we hired) g-string. we originaly hired solberg to strip but he said "fuck it" and quit.

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(seirten regnol no esu rof ,lanoitpo) :tcejbuS [07 Dec 2002|01:38am]
SMILE YOU MONKEY ALLIGATOR you're our only hope!!
freaky teaky break it down do do do do oh my goodness! GUITAR SOLO! OOOOO!! doopypoopydoop schlob skippy ding a ling dong {CHORUS! SPF 15 SPF 15 SPF 15 and we wouldn't have it anyother WAYT!!!...spelling error} gonna break it down...THERE'S AN ALIEN oh my goodness ON MY PENCIL!!!......WITH AN "E" AT THE END!! slow down...dlow sown...okay...shhhhhh....shhhhhh......talk show sound bite! "you can be a guest on the" YOU'VE GOT MAIL! ¿!good!? cuz you're an upside down umm.............dollar sign!!! {CHORUS! SPF 15 SPF 15 SPF 15 and we wouldn't have it anyother WAYT!!!...spelling error} OOO OOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0<--------- ITS A ZERO!!! kinda like you. {CHORUS! SPF 15 SPF 15 SPF 15 and we wouldn't have it anyother WAYT!!!...spelling error}
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[06 Dec 2002|01:33am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | nine inch nails: piggy (live) ]

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Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?

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NVL4729 [04 Dec 2002|10:43pm]
[ music | the cruxshadows: deception ]

today i found something while working. on a porch, behind a pile of wood and a clock and beer cans and many many odd things, i found a box. now, this wasn't just an ordinary box. this box contained something unholy to many. its concidered magical to probably the same amount of people. this box contained porn. but this wasn't just ordinary porn. it was porn of a different nature. it contained photo's of people doing yo-yo tricks on eachother in the same manner described in an old entry long ago by tyler. some people are just into some weird stuff.

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welcome...or not. [04 Dec 2002|12:08am]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | rage against the machine: bulls on parade ]

hurray for a non-slow journal site!!!!!!! umm, add me to your friends list if you want to. but tell me first. except if you're one of the UJ misfits i talk too. then you can add me without telling me cuz, well, cuz i hate you.

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