the end.   
07:49pm 03/03/2004
 
mood: sleepy
music: jazz on the radio
well the end has arrived. im switching to livejournal. username: shnebel password: eatmyshorts
see you at the beach...
 
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my baloney has a first name   
07:02pm 08/02/2004
 
mood: tired
music: pink floyd
im bored.
the hockey marathon was alright. being with friends was cool, learned to play two chords on the electric guitar....
umm....
...myep...
uhh.... im pretty tired, so i can't think of anything....

good night everyone, this has been another evening of the quiet hour...
 
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so like   
12:47pm 01/02/2004
 
mood: bored
music: my groin is singing
ok, well i haven't updated in a while. nothing goes on. im drawing something. and something else. got an email from jeanime, that was cool. i wrote back, that was cool.
umm... i feel like playing pool. bleagh.... boring...boring... boringboringboringboring!!!!
ok now i feel bored. loodeedoodeedooooo......
maybe i can go on a killing rampage... that'd be fun.
i decided i want to be a pirate. and a samurai. at the same time. and i want a big ship. but like, a wooden one. or maybe a yacht... something like that....
whoever.
 
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my only regret is not having brought a weapon to school today   
04:51pm 19/01/2004
 
mood: take a wild guess
music: led zeppelin- stairway to heaven/ black dog
fuck they're going out. fuck
fuck
fuck
shit
son of a fucking bitch i want to kill myself.

FUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dear god, somebody please kill me.
give me a fucking BREAK, dammit.
at least the 3rd time this has happened, it's half my fault, and the other half i can't do shit about anything.
even the freaking english teacher asked if there was something wrong with me, today.
people didn't look at me for even a second before asking me what was wrong today.
except for lucia, which was odd. but that doesnt matter. lucia's great company, no amount of hugging or talking from anybody else can amount to how much lucia can cheer my up just by smiling at me. not to worry, those of you who read this, other people compare, but nobody's ever been so understanding and helpful to me in just their aura...
maybe i shouldnt be writing this...
this was, by far, the worst day since.........
i've hardly eaten all day and im still not that hungry....
 
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TOSHIRO MIFUNE   
05:16pm 18/01/2004
 
mood: chipper
saw the last samurai. i suppose most people who've never seen a japanese film would think that movie was amazing. dont get me wrong. great movie. but the japanese acting was pretty modernized. not as much emotion and exaggeration as the 60's. but im not really a huge expert on japanese films. or any for that matter. but i did know all the names of the swords, and what the hell was going on in the movie before they actually told us what was going on in the movie, so that was cool. man, i nearly found myself crying at the amazing battle scene. but those stupid israelis were laughing. not to mention smsing on their phones. then the same morons who were on their phones were getting angry when May was translating. so now im talking to my cousin....great guy, japan lover, too... knows about 1000 times the stuff about japanese film, art, language, and all things japanese than me. i am envious. and i am also leaving. by everyone
love and stuff
ciao
 
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operator   
08:19pm 13/01/2004
 
mood: sad
music: listens to some jazz on the radio
talks to fiona online. no response. idle message appears.
waits 20 or so minutes. fiona returns.
greets fiona..
talks to fiona for a minute.
as soon as conversation starts, without warning fiona goes offline never to return.
stays online for a few more minutes.
goes offline.
picks up phone goes to room.
calls fiona.
stops call.
brushes hair before it dries all messed up.
calls fiona.
call waiting, hangs up after 2 rings off call waiting.
calls jeanime to see how she's feeling.
no answer, "leave a message". doesn't leave a message.
wonders about calling lucia. wonders if she has a hockey game. thinks it over some more.
calls fiona and tries to get passed call waiting just to say hi and then leave her alone.
no response from fiona, "leave a message". doesn't leave a message.
wonders if lucia has her second hockey game or if she already played it.
calls lucia.
rings 6 times, hangs up.
gets up goes to computer.
stands in front of heater while computer starts and goes online.
sits down and sees that nobody is online.
waits. writes. poinltlessly, and in the third person.
fiona comes online.
greets fiona.
fiona goes offline. louise comes online.
speaks to louise.
present time: 8:09
goes to room to turn on some jazz.
returns with somewhat raised spirits to have some jazz to listen to.
louise stops responding.
eli comes online.
greets eli.
no response from eli.
inquires louise about existence.
gets response from eli.
inquires eli about altitude.
no response from louise about previous inquiry.
receives response from louise about previous inquiry.
informs louise the purpose of a different inquiry.
inquires about the favoring of a member of the opposite sex to louise.
receives a direct response that one might find offensive.
receives response from eli about altitude. does not compute: altitude: nothing much... ... ...?
error log:

what we've got here is failure to communicate says:
what's up? ;inquiry about current altitude
Im A Good Boy ,When Im Sleeping says:
nothing much ;syntax error. does not compute.

well after talking to candace, she has decided to continute talking on the phone to yahel until he stops calling. im not as angry as i am dissapointed. i thought candace was more considerate than that. i thought she was at least courteous enough to not talk on the phone while sitting right in back of me on the bus for the entire busride.
ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
ERROR LOG:
i thought

candace

was more

considerate

than that. ;SYNTAX ERROR. APPARENTLY CANDACE AND CONSIDERATE DO NOT COMPUTE. CHOOSE ALTERNATE WORD

im leaving now
 
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i dont want to go outside and play. i want to sit here and do math problems   
07:38pm 06/01/2004
 
mood: tired
music: pearl jam
bllleaaahhhh...
that was a really funny comic strip of calvin and hobbes...
shit i uploaded that last garbage 3 times. not my fault the damn thing kept freezing on me.
yecchh...
sat next to candace on the bus today, haven't spoken in a while, it felt nice to have some company to sit with me...
hung out with chase during free, had some good discussions...
walked katy home and we had some laughs, that was great...
umm... had a pretend argument with may which we resolved by shaking hands, or else sam would have told on us to elementary student council and spanish club..............?????
got a high five from some little indian kid who i scared by sticking a toothpick vertically into my mouth...really cool kid, though...
saw jeanime...
sat with fiona some during lunch... tried to make her feel better about something....
the only problem was that i didn't get a stinking minute to talk to lucia.
this day might have almost been perfect had i talked to lucia and had it been a thursday.
jeez. hopefully we'll get to hang out tomorrow...
"i think i get nervous too easily"
"why, what are you nervous about?"
"thats IT! I DONT EVEN KNOW!"
a conversation between chase and i... i get stomach aches from nervousness and i dont even know what im nervous about. or whatever.
im leaving.
 
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nausea   
07:47pm 05/01/2004
  i feel like im gona barf...
i also have butterflies in my stomach...
what the crap!!
that always has to happen when i even hear her name!!!


ok so i started an outline for a comic idea i had.
here's how it got started:
i was drawing a guy, and he looked pretty angry, as if he was scolding someone or something in an angry way, yelling and stuff. and then all of a sudden i drew barf coming out of his mouth. pretty morbid, i thought, but THEN, i thought, what if your parents were yelling at you and all of a sudden they barfed?? or at least started to regurgitate their innards a little bit... and then all of a sudden their stomach starts to sizzle a big hole through their spine that you can look right though, all the while, they're still trying to keep an angry face, but then they collapse and die...
so i sketched an outline for it...
it's going to take more than one page, but if it goes well it'll be worth it...
im leaving now.
 
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nausea   
07:47pm 05/01/2004
 
mood: nauseated
i feel like im gona barf...
i also have butterflies in my stomach...
what the crap!!
that always has to happen when i even hear her name!!!


ok so i started an outline for a comic idea i had.
here's how it got started:
i was drawing a guy, and he looked pretty angry, as if he was scolding someone or something in an angry way, yelling and stuff. and then all of a sudden i drew barf coming out of his mouth. pretty morbid, i thought, but THEN, i thought, what if your parents were yelling at you and all of a sudden they barfed?? or at least started to regurgitate their innards a little bit... and then all of a sudden their stomach starts to sizzle a big hole through their spine that you can look right though, all the while, they're still trying to keep an angry face, but then they collapse and die...
so i sketched an outline for it...
it's going to take more than one page, but if it goes well it'll be worth it...
im leaving now.
 
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nausea   
07:47pm 05/01/2004
 
mood: nauseated
i feel like im gona barf...
i also have butterflies in my stomach...
what the crap!!
that always has to happen when i even hear her name!!!


ok so i started an outline for a comic idea i had.
here's how it got started:
i was drawing a guy, and he looked pretty angry, as if he was scolding someone or something in an angry way, yelling and stuff. and then all of a sudden i drew barf coming out of his mouth. pretty morbid, i thought, but THEN, i thought, what if your parents were yelling at you and all of a sudden they barfed?? or at least started to regurgitate their innards a little bit... and then all of a sudden their stomach starts to sizzle a big hole through their spine that you can look right though, all the while, they're still trying to keep an angry face, but then they collapse and die...
so i sketched an outline for it...
it's going to take more than one page, but if it goes well it'll be worth it...
im leaving now.
 
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my unimportance precedes me   
04:02pm 02/01/2004
 
mood: crushed
music: you ignorant little thorns.
i just found out that i mean so much to so many people.
maybe i'll elaborate. no, no i wont. fuck you all.
this break just keeps getting better and better.
"such a beautiful night... i think i'll kill myself"
 
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fook.   
06:57pm 30/12/2003
 
mood: downright shitty
music: fook... i need music
fook. is it any damn wonder im depressed? everybody's got something to do, everybody's out, and everybody i've tried talking to has eventually ended up ignoring me. there's probably some logical reason for that, or maybe there isn't. either way, im beginning to become very self-concious about my current "at home" status, and im getting more depressed by the minute thinking about how im going to stay at home on new year's, and because i miss people. im ready to go out and find some reason to beat the crap out of somebody.
at least then i'd have something to do and people can't really ignore that....
katy might come over tomorrow, i called her up to invite her today, but she was busy doing work. we need to play pool sometime...
i need to call chase so we can do something with jordan. if he hasn't left yet. cos i just realized now that chase is leaving, i'll never get to see jordan again. at least chase'll be here the rest of the year....
now my stomach hurts.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dear god i misspelled conscious....
CHANGE YOUR FREAKIN NAME, RETARD!!!!! "THE ORACLE"????? IM GONA SLAP YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! DO YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU'RE ORIGINAL, OR SMART BY PUTTING YOUR NAME AS "THE ORACLE"????
STOPPIT!!! IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!!!
sorry. this idiot made his name "The Oracle"... not only was the oracle a female, but that's a f*cking stupid name. it really does make me want to kill myself.
 
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ow.   
05:30pm 24/12/2003
  dear lord i have this friggin headache.
i cant move my head without it hurting like hell.
i'll update later.
 
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fakk   
07:02pm 11/12/2003
 
mood: drained
music: pearl jam- vitalogy- some song
jeanime's leaving.
not cool.
she's leaving in like a damn month, too...
even not cooler.
on a happier note...
...wait...
nevermind.
i think fiona likes bayan and vise versa...
that's shit.
on a dumber note, i made a sweet diss @ claudia, but i didnt mean it cos it was mean...
somebody said claudias name and then ms. g said something to somebody saying "that's slatty"
and then claudia asked "did somebody say my name?"
and then i said, "she said SLATTY not SLUTTY"
so she started hitting me and stuff and i laughed @ her.
like everybody complimented me on my shirt today, i didn't think anybody would notice it. fiona called me a beach boy because it had an island or something on it, and i was completely lost. then she laughed at her retardation and i still didn't understand.
then i think louise explained it to me, and i was dumbfounded at her lack of any better insult to come up with, which she had done for no reason.
im feeling sick.
 
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bleach...   
04:46pm 06/12/2003
 
mood: frustrated
music: deliverance(opeth)
going to sheyda's soon.
this is weird somebody called me when i was in the shower and when i got out dad who was half asleep said sheyda called so i called her and she said she didn't call me and so now im all confused i asked dad again but he wasnt much help he just said that it was somebody with an sh in their name so then i just asked shirin and she didn't call me so now im really confused because that's all the sh's i know and my dad has good hearing but he could have been half asleep at the time so idno im cunfuesd.
so. yesterday. chase. came. over. and. we. played. on. the. ps2. and. then. i. went. to. justins. house. and. eli. was. there. and. we. all. watched. a. movie. which. sucked. but. the. company. was. great....it. was. me. eli. sascha. may. shirin. sheyda. justin. and. nika....we. watched. swat. which. was. a. pathetic. excuse. for. a. movie.
TODAY i watched red DRAGON, which was a great movie, and THEN i watched DOGMA, which had a CRAPload of swearing and profanity, but was on the WHOLE a GOOD MOVIE.
eye woarked awt uh craplode tudey. eye shood dew that mowr offin.
myhair'sallnicerightnowbecauseiputthismoisturizingshampooinitandthenaddedconditioner.ihopeitstayslikethisbecauseikindalikeitalot...
i asked fiona out, but i was just messing around, i wonder if she thinks i was serious...
she's one to think that i was just joking, anyways, so i dont think there's much to worry about.
who's emmydanone@yahoo.com???
anonymity pisses me off when im trying to find things out.
i wore the same pants this whole week and nobody noticed....i did that just to make people uncomfortable, but nobody seemed to either mind, or more likely, notice.
im gona leave now incase that person's trying to call again.
i got my scanner back home. yay. but it's not that great...
oh well.
 
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stupid.   
07:55pm 28/11/2003
 
mood: gloomy
music: i feel like some led zeppelin
hmm....
thanksgiving...
it was alright. i invited a bunch of people over if they wanted to come yesterday, but either they were lazy, busy, or not in haifa, so only candace showed up and i forgot to invite sascha and now i feel awful...
something happened with lucia, i would like to say that i feel really bad about that, and you dont have to worry about something like that happening again...i think...
umm...talking to rebekka right now, i have an earphone piece in my ear and nothings coming out, this is really stupid.
rebekka is like, the most beautiful girl ever, in terms of looks and she's really nice and likes metallica... she's one of the better people i know. beautiful eyes, hair, lips, everything...
so anyways, when candace came over we played cards and watched a movie. then or came over, finished the movie with us, candace went to sheyda's and then i went to or's until about midnight, came back, read, slept....
i have a bit of a headache...
today i just sat playing the ps2 all day....did some drawing...now it's about 8:10...
drew three dudes, i like em, they're pretty cool, i think i can make them brothers or friends or something, yknow how that little posse/groupie/friend thing is...bossy one, confused one, stupid braindead one...
so like, jordans email doesnt exist. i can chat with him, but i can't email him....stringe.

things are stupid.
im sick of this, goodbye
 
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poot slap   
01:02pm 23/11/2003
 
mood: quixotic
music: homestar runner- everybody knows it
played pool yesterday, that was pretty cool. i played really well....
friday was alright, chase came over and we busted out stuff on the ps2...listened to some music....
today's been quite uneventful...
umm...im not feeling so great....
had some mike and ikes earlier...mike and ike stand for micholish and isacks.... according to that dumb kid, eli...
monsters! under my bed! there are monsters under my bed!

btw what were you eating under there?











you ate underwear??
hhahaaahaahahhahaha



ok so this guy is screwing a chicken up the ass, and the chicken says, hey man, why dont you use some vaseline??
ok it sounds better in hebrew

wtf is quixotic?
ok, that's it, im leaving.
 
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ffukk   
06:59pm 18/11/2003
 
mood: crushed
music: led zeppelin- the rain song
man, what a shitty week...if tomorrow's any worse, im not coming to shool on thursday...ok well i'll have to, but i'll just have an even worse time...
yeah, that's about all i have to say.
whatever...
 
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things that speak   
08:45pm 16/11/2003
  er- one who, that which
speak- to communicate orally
speaker- one who, that which communicates orally
mine:
http://www.geocities.com/stupidumn/speakers.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/stupidumn/speakers2.jpg
 
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j00 R th3 sukk   
08:24pm 16/11/2003
 
mood: discontent
music: some damn song stuck in my head...
so anyways....
went to lucia's that kicked some ass...we saw kill bill, the best fucking movie i have ever seen, and to those who dont like it, you are simply ignorant. i will not address it further because even some friends of mine dont like it. you just dont know enough to appreciate it. sorry.
damn, even i couldnt appreciate it to its fullest, cos i dont know japanese....
also saw pulp fiction at lucia's....great movie...idno, i think i like kill bill more because i understood it and so many other people didn't....
so we fixed up these speakers at lucia's, now im a genious, and she's got some nice boomers in her room. i want a new amp, even though mine's sweet, it doesnt play cd's and the connection cord for those doesnt work so well, keeps heating and the the volume decreases to a mute....but that's fixable someday....
i told fiona i want3d to eat her out, maybe that was a mistake...HEHE, i scared her....well it wasn't that great...i just made her uncomfortable....blah....so anyways i hacked into elis email and downloaded a picture of lisa in a bikini that he was trying to brag about....it's like from a mile away....
she's so horny....
anyways i think im gona go take a shower....
 
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