| #1169: INTJ Jokes. |
[07 Aug 2008|08:15pm] |
A man, complaining of headaches, entered a hospital for diagnostic tests. A doctor examined the results for a brain scan and told the patient, "I have bad news and good news for you. The bad news is that you have a serious brain disease and will die without treatment. The good news is that this hospital has developed a new procedure for brain transplants and due to a car accident this morning two 'fresh' brains are available: one is from a taxi driver and the other is from an INTJ. The brain of the taxi driver costs $225,000, while that of the INTJ is only $29.95." Puzzled, the patient asked, "Why is the INTJ's brain was so much cheaper?" The doctor replied, "It's used."
Why did the INTJ cross the road?
To show the chicken that when the road is crossed at a more efficient angle it would have saved more than 0.3 seconds travel time.
Why did the INTJ cross the road?
To get away from the ESFP's
(Actually, as a personality type, I prefer SF's to NF's, I guess because SF's tend to care about other people genuinely while NF's can be incrediblyunreasonably self-interested. That being said, there is one particular ENFJ whom I have a lot of admiration for, so you see these rules aren't binding. Lol. Way to ruin a joke.
Why did the INTJ cross the road?
To prove Einstein wrong.
Why did the INTJ cross the road?
To meet the 5 other INTJ's.
Do you think the zombies in Dawn of the Dead were all INTJ's? Braaaainnns! :P
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