| Why I can't watch porn |
[06 Jun 2004|02:39pm] |
Alot of people really don't seem to believe me when I tell them that I'm not really into watching porn and that it doesn't really do anything for me. And today, I have proof why...
I come home from work this morning tired, feeling lonley, haven't been laid in a while, so I figure that a quickie before bed would help me fall asleep faster. But I figure, if I'm going to do this, I might as well make this satisfying. So I hop on the computer and start browsing searching for some entertainment.
Not too long after I find this page with a few video clips that I think will do the job. Chick is brunette, decently easy on the eyes, busty, and wearing thigh-highs (Which I figure must be my new fetish). So I download them.
So we have this woman in what I figure I can best describe as the Karate Kick position, which is one leg on the ground, the other jutting out into the air, and propping herself on the table. She moans and fondles her fake breasts as some noname faceless john nails her from behind.
Nothing special, right? (I should also note that these clips are form a site called "Teachers In Action")
So I'm sitting there, doing nothing I want to explain further, and I am rapidly approaching release when...
She started talking.
Turning her head towards the camera she moans and says the normal dirty stuff, and I'm probably a few seconds away from sugarfrosting when she says
"For every action there's a opposite..."
The bitch managed to blank out one probably one of the only lines she had to memorize. It wasn't a long pause, but it was enough to make you realize she fucked that line up. She kinda stands up, and he pulls out, then bends over and mutters under her breath "..opposite action" while John gets back to work.
I'm sitting there with cock in hand and repeating to myself... "For every action there's an opposite opposite action"??
I'm so dumbfounded at this point that I lost the mood, and I just punched the monitor off, then shouted "EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION, DAMNIT!", and went to bed.
Yeah, I'm strange. Probably one of the few guys that actually pay attention to porn rather than use it properly.
The sad thing is that some of these starlets are actually fooling themselves into thinking they've got a shot at a legitimate acting carreer.
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| The Master plan for Society |
[12 Apr 2004|05:48am] |
Good news to come, but until then, a little diversion....
Inscriven: Socialism will never work
Inscriven: Capitalism, as brutal as it is, has it closest to human nature.
WhiteDevil692002: yeah,I know. . .but that won't work either. . .what we need is a new economical/political system rigo. . .we should invent one :-)
Inscriven: im sure anything we can come up with is already thought up of :-(
Inscriven: Oh wait..
Inscriven: i know..
Inscriven: I'll call it... Commonfuckinsenseinalism
Inscriven: Admit it, it's fucking genius.
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WhiteDevil692002: It is. . .I'mmean. . .give me a break. . .its practically common sense:-)
Inscriven: exactly.
Inscriven: It's simple, and easy to understand
Inscriven: you can't really loophole it, because then it wouldnt be common sense
Inscriven: you know your right, and know what to expect cause it's
Inscriven: common fucking sense
Inscriven: It's the perfect system to run a civilization
WhiteDevil692002: yeah. . .I wonder why nobody else has ever thought of it. . .
WhiteDevil692002: Imean I think this idea could revolutionize the world
Inscriven: Indeed.
Inscriven: And they say i'd never amount to anything.
WhiteDevil692002: lol. . .I always new it wasn't true rigo. . .now we just have to put this idea on paper. . .
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