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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
9:25 pm - Court of king caractacus
The Court of King Caractacus


Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
All together now,
The ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by.

Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
Of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
All together now,
The noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
Of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
Of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem
Of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by.

Now the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by.

Now the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches
In the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches
In the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches
In the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by,
Now the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches
In the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus
Were just passing by.

Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches
Who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys
Who put the powder on the noses of the faces
Of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus,
You're too late! Too late!
Because they've just ... passed ... by!


current mood: energetic

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9:20 pm - One eyed one horned flyin' purple people eater
Purple People Eater
Sheb Wooley.



Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky

It had the one long horn, one big eye.

I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Ooh-eee,

It looks like a purple people eater to me."



It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.

(One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater)

A one-eyed one-horned, flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)



Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree

I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me

I heard him say in a voice so gruff,

" I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough."



It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater

One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater

One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)



I said, "Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?"

He said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band."



Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple people eater.

Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flying purple people eater

(We wear short shorts) Flying purple people eater

Sure looks strange to me



And then he swung from the tree and lit on the ground.

He started to rock, really rockin' around

It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune

(Sing awop bop aloo bop lop bam boom)



Well, bless my soul, rock and roll

Flying purple people eater

Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flying purple people eater.

Flying little people eater

Sure looks strange to me (Purple people?)



And then he went on his way, and then what do you know.

I saw him last night on a TV show.

He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' 'em dead

Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head


current mood: ditzy

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7:47 pm - Yay hi!
hello everyone!
I've been on holiday which was wicked i apologise in advance for myself and holly when at school calling each other fruits or singing songs about one eyes one horned flying purple people eaters!!!
I don't know what else to say i#m having a really strange convo with someone right now so i'm going to go now!
byeeeeeee
xxxxx

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Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
5:05 pm - Hello!
hey
today's been amazing! lol i kinda almost got knocked over by mr freer and mr herbert drving in their lil car twice whichi wasnt so good it was scary but today's gone amazingly fast which leaves 2 days 'til the holidays lol well I've had art english and IT then lunch up on the field then sci (mrs Carter) and bs studies which wasn't the best line up of lessons but ahh well ... hmmm that's all really cos not much happens in my life !
well
byeeeeeeeee
xxx xxx xxx

current mood: crazy
current music: simple plan - addicted (live)

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
4:56 pm - wahey
yay i'm in a good mood i am only writing a short message today i't been ages since i have written in here but ahh well art coursework still needs to be done lol the ofsted man came around and he was like so why are you doing this then? realisation then kicked in that i didn't actually know what i was doing but i made up some bull about it going towards the shrine stuff or something ... i dunno!
I'm in a mood for being on holiday not at home on the blummin internet when i should be doing work
hmmmm must go this is evil!
love ya all loads though!
xxxxoooxxxx

current mood: confused
current music: simple plan - just a kid

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Wednesday, March 26th, 2003
6:12 pm - today
well as per usual nothing has happened today lol yet again another grass fight with holly *started by catherine* I shall let all of you know for once it wasn;t me who started it!
hmmm well art was pretty borin cos everyone was complainin about pop art which i personally think is amazing but hey! then there was english we watched the rest of the others and i actually didn't find itr scary for once!
then there was ict mum came in half way through it with a message from the head thank god it was just a message and i didn't actually have to talk to her!
then lunch ^with the grass fight!
then science where we had a supply teacher and he didn't give us any work to do until 10 mins before the end of the lesson when miss leighton explained to him what we needed to do bless him he was really scared of our class it was so sweet
then we had business studies - i'm not going to even comment
then i got home and did nothing what so ever :(
xxxxxxxx

current mood: bored
current music: good charlotte lifestyles....

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Monday, March 24th, 2003
4:35 pm - *sigh*
this is going to sound pathetic but i need to write it all down and please don't post a comment if you're going to say anything in particuarly not nice cos this is i dunno really hard for me and it's frustrating cos it was only a dream
Well In august last year I went on holiday and the entertainment manager there was amazing he was just so lovely it was unbelievable anyway we promised to keep in contact after 2 weeks of knowing each other but in the end never did which is really horrible... he was called mark jones and he was so sweet and basically in my dream i went back to duporth (where we met) and it was great it was like i could finally see him again it's so life like it's amazing i can physically remember it all but then as i went to the place where he slept/stayed i could see everyone crowded round there and it turned out he had died it was unbearable in my dream i just wouldn't stop crying(also couldn't when i woke up) and they ended up coming back to bath (where i live) to have the funeral but it was like he was there and he gave me a hug and i just wouldn't let go of him and we were still hugging until i woke up and i've just realised how much i miss him and i miss him so much it's unbearable infact i actually am having tears rolling down my cheeks just thinking of it I don't know how i can be reassured that he's ok i thought i was over him but i'm not not at all I loved him so much and all i want to know is that he's safe that's all arghhh this is so horrible
and this just sounds so pathetic to all of you i know how all of you will be thinking how sad this is but i really really needed to write it all down it's just the way i am
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

current mood: worried

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Sunday, March 23rd, 2003
2:37 pm - :( evil :(
well I say this every time I do my art ... Next time I will NOT leave it to the last minute i am now takin a 5 min break from it...All i can say is that it's evil!!! evil evil evil and Sam i know you're gunna be smilin at this cos you've finished yours well you're mean damnit i'm now actually wishing the half term wasn't so near (purely for the fact that it's the deadline date) don't worry I've not resorted to actually liking school but on a plus side yay holly and i are going on holiday together soon so it could all be soooo much worse thank god for that!!!
well I spose i shouldn't be writing this i do have a deadline :(
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OMG and jo barney was on living tv kids this morning!!!! i watched it just for you (no enjoyment om my behalf that's for sure) *blushes*

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Friday, March 21st, 2003
5:38 pm - man yet again having to satisfy my boredom :(
1.First name : Sam(antha)
2.Middle name : Louise
3.Last name : Marchant
4.Nicknames : Hof, breezeblock, shortcake
5.Gender : Female
6.Age : 14 :( I'm a youthful freak
7.Birthday : april 28
8.Hieght : 5'5/6
9.Hair color : Dark brown (with stupid dumb ass blondey bleached peroxide ridden straks)
10.Eye color : depends on sun sometimes green sometimes brown
11.Color : erm favourite???? red!
12.Glasses : no
13.Conatcts : nope
14.Braces : no but i blummin need em
15.Short or Long hair : longish i spose
16.Where were u born : Bath
17.Astrology sign : Taurus
18.Nationality : erm british - with a mixture of maltese i spose seeing as my dad is???
19.Bad habits : biting nails --- and being crazy
20.Piercings : Yerp
21.If so where : Ears want lip and tongue done yet would never have the guts
22.Tatoos : No I want a rainbow though
23.If so where : just on my shoulder front side not back
24.If no - want any - lol erm yeah read abovee ohhhhhhhh also a 41 above elbow!!!
25.Any sisters or borthers : yeah two brothers - love em to bits no matter what i say
26.If so what are their names: Jacob and Joshua
27.Most embarrissing moment : Lol too many to recall from

-Animals-

28.Do you have any animals : Yes
29.If so what : a blade of grass and a stone
30.If so what are thier names : "bigg bully holly" and "breeze block" - you'll have to know me to get this
31.What animal do you want that you don't have? A monkey
32.How many animals do you have : Umm 2
33.How many animals do you want : 3 (including tha monkey!!!)
34.Whats your nicest animal : ohhh hard one the breeze block or holly lol - breeze block it doesn't bully me
35.Your meanest : lol holly!!!
36.Most playful : hee hee holly
37.Which one do you like the most? lol holly *hugs*

-Favorites-

38.Number : 3
39.Month : December
40.Flavor : white chocolate
41.Shoes : my dm's would be if they fitted so probably my merrel trainers
42.Store : Fopp
43.Season : winter when it snows and it's perfect
44.Resturant : Deep pan pizza - YUM!!!
45.Appliance : ermmmm a plastic spoon
46.Drink : yay diet coke or smoothies
47.Food : pizza - from deep pan pizza
48.Band : Lol errm lemme think ----- SUM 41!!!!!
49.Color : Red, and blue also like that one now!
50.Day of the week : saturday
51.T.V show : that 70's show or the bill
52.Sport : GRRR actually no sorry!!! --- table tennis!
53.Fruit : Strawberries
54.Movie : american pie 2!!!
55.Candy : yay jelly belly - jelly beans!
56.Gum : spearmint that's sugar free
57.Icecream : chocolate
58.Holiday : any
59.Shape : triangle
60.Song : currently "my direction" "over my head" or "lifestyles ....."
61.Posession : ermmm my sum 41 ticket or my postcard from my grandad

This or that-

70.Slat or pepper : Salt
71.Coke or Sprite : Coke
72.Pencil or Pen : Pencil
73.Light or dark : Light
74.Rain or sunny : Rain
75.Silver or gold : Silver
76.Happy or sad : Happy
77.Cd or Cassette : Cd
78.Skechers or Adiadas : Skechers
79.Hot or cold : Hot
80.Winter or Summer : Winter
81.Black or white : Black
82.Inside or outside : Outside
83.Powerpuf girls or Charlies Angels : Powerpuff
84.Tatoo or Peircing :Tattoo
85.Hot topic or Pac Sun : erm i dunno this is some american thing
86.Skiing or snowboarding :Snowboarding
87.Mom or dad : both love ya both
88.Cat or Dog : arghhh neither
89.Water or Land : undecided
90.Sleep or awake : awake

-First thing that comes to mind-

91.Jack : And Jill
92.Rainbow : yay
93.Bat : Man
94.Whip : cream
95.American : warp tour
96.Water : cold
97.Tree : 's bleed
98.Pine : Cone
99.Ice : Cold
100.Beautiful : you

i did it!!!!!!!!

current mood: bored
current music: simple plan - God must hate me

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5:34 pm - ohhhh funny quiz thingamabob
I am punk music!!
Rock on, dude! You are Punk music!


What type of music are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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5:11 pm - DAMNIT
HOW COULD I FORGET
everyone Deryck is 23 today yay ohhh that cheered me up a bit yay!!!!
Sings
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to Deeeeeryck
happy birthday to you

lol anyways anyways sophie i'll see ya at quarter to 4 tomorrow unless you can meet me earlier so we can go into town earlier on????

love ya all loads
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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5:10 pm - hmmm todays not been so good
SIMPLE PLAN LYRICS

"Worst Day Ever"

6 a.m.
The clock is ringing
I need to spend an hour snoozing
'Cuz I don't think I'm going to make it

I punch in
I'm sleeping
Watch the clock,
But it's not moving
'Cuz every day is never ending
I need to work I'm always spending

[CHORUS:]
And I feel like
I'm living the worst day
Over and over again
And I feel like the summer is leaving again
I feel like
I'm living the worst day
I feel like you're gone
And every day is the worst day ever

Yesterday was the worst day ever
And tomorrow won't be better
It's history repeating
Summer plans are gone forever
I traded them in for dishpan water
And every day is never ending
I need to work I'm always spending

[CHORUS]

it's so long
I can't go on
it's so long
I can't go on

[CHORUS]

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
9:01 pm - wow today rocked
hey everyone reading!!!
OH MY GOD right well first of all we didnt get to go the ice skating rink but damnit that did NOT matter oh my god we went to a place called deep pan pizza and we got served by THE most amazingly fit guy ever as in oh my god drop dead gorgeous totally in your face with cute personality lol well you ask sophie or sarah JESUS CHRIST he was FINE yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
xxxxxxxxxxxxxyay i'm happyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Saturday, March 15th, 2003
4:08 pm - Hi!!!!
wow hey everyone
This weekend has been absolutely amazing!!! wow and it feels like it's sunday but it isn't!! WAHOOO!!! well erm last night I dressed up as some of you may know i was a princess it was great lol picked holly up from her house in some ways literally lol!!! then we got to pizza hut and we were like we're here for jo frasers party and this lady was like what there's no jo fraser party but there is a sophie cunningham one it was like oh???!!!! lol! then we met sam street awwwww *jo you and sam are an adorable couple* then after a LOT of fun at pizza hut and eating erm 3 pieces of stuffed crust pizza YUMMMYYY!!! lol then erm went back to jos with sophie (lol and jo) and then sophie left at like half eleven :'( but lol erm we had an interesting greeting to her house lol ... then went home and after a couple o' hours we went to sleep and woke up at like nine and then phoned sophie at 11 to see if she was awake and she had been up since .... wait for it this could shouck you all so please sit down .... seven o' clock !!!! SEVEN O'CLOCK sophie had been up since SEVEN O' CLOCK when she didn't have to be!!!! christ that was scary heehee and we teasted jo's mum who's really homophobic and were like well i think sophie and i will share a bed etc etc ... lol well going back to today we kinda went to town at oneish and ate loadsa jos choccies ... sorry jo :( then i had to go home at 3 but we met up with helen jen sam street and some guy called jack before i left awww yet again bless you jo!!!! well that's been yesterday and today they were amazing!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx : ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, March 13th, 2003
4:21 pm - one day 'til red nose day
wow i have still got the pain in my rib/chest but i dont care cos tomorrow i'll be all dressed up like a lil princess and i can't wait before i was worried now i'm VERY happy yayayay it's gunna be so good *jumps* and i'm now actually upset that i didn't get to do p.e but reminder for sophie table tennis tomorrow lunch bring p.e kit!!! lol well love you all !
xxxxxxxxx

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Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
7:51 pm - Yay!
wahoooooooooooooooooo
my mum has rented me out this most amazing dress it's purple and velvet and omg it's so amazing!!!!!!!
and it looks so pretty and everything!!!
it fits perfectly yayayayay!!!!!!!
this is so cool!!!!
and i dont need a tiara cos my mums rented me out one of em as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wahey!!!!!
mucho love!!!
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Monday, March 10th, 2003
3:47 pm - hi!
well how are all of ya?
my mum has said i'm NOT allowed to go into town with ed on saturday so sophie and jo he can't come but we can go into town anyway can't we???
well love ya all !!!
xxxxxxxxxx

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Saturday, March 8th, 2003
2:37 pm - EVIL
not fair this art thing is so hard
:( grrrrrrrrrr
evil evil evil
next time i will not leave my coursework to the last minute :s
well love all of ya
Sam
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current mood: distressed
current music: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Friday, March 7th, 2003
4:09 pm - one week 'til red nose day!
hey lil princess here!
how's everyone been good i hope, man i really don't want to spend the WHOLE of my weekend doing art that's gunna suck :'( but i need to catch up i can't fall behind
wahey laaadeeelaaa erm my life's boring i need deryck to come and save me (i am a princess in distress) hee hee man i'm distorted
well love all of ya
*mwah* big kisses *mwah*
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, March 6th, 2003
7:58 pm - A lil favour
Soooophie
you know how much you love me???? weeeellllll once i've got some pics from jo's party would you creat me a logo with the pictures pleeeeease oh yah and one of mr wiliiams *mwah* big kiss *mwah*
lol
love ya!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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