Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Amy Kristina Jen's Blurty:

Thursday, January 19th, 2006
2:29 pm	Yeah!!! Its Jen... Reminding you of how bitching we are... Today is pretty much dedicated to Amy, cause shes been making me piss myself all day. "Whats up T....& A....OHHH!" ~Jen laughing at Taco and Amy "Ass and titties and Ass and titties"~Jen singing a song "Warp SPEED!"~ Amy and Jen Dancing "This bar of soap was $150?"~Amy "No it was $8"~Jen "Oh I was gonna say, if it cost $150, it better cure fucking cancer!" "Amy what are you doing?"~Kristina "Washing my face with $150 soap"~Amy "Seriously where are you?"~Kristina "I'm in the middle of class.. everyone is laughing at me"~Amy "Fucking hippies"~Amy "Its a Scared journal... where we... go down on all the crazy people we see...So spank it...weekly...and make animal scarfices to it...household pets are acceptable cause I go to Hogwarts"~Amy changing around words on another journal to make it awesome! "Its still funny.. I don't care who you are, even if you're 90, Dry Humping will always be funny"~Amy (After talking to a kid on the phone for a half an hour pranking calling him)..."I have one last question for you. Do you have any broke ass grilled cheese?"~Jen "I've been kicked out of wegmans and Tops...Oh my FEET!" ~Jen "Did you just say oh my Fate?" ~Amy "I'm Partial to Sawyer" ~Dingo "Sawyer? That bitch.." ~Jen "why.. cause she likes Sawyer, and we like... uh... I don't remember his name, I've just been calling him hott"~Amy "Aren't things funnier with the word bots after it?" ~Amy "They live in San Marino"~ Amy "Where the hell is the big stick?" ~Amy AND NOW....FOR SOME INTERESTS: (warning.. the following maybe unsuitable for children under the age of 20...This was written years ago... some we're added months ago.. some.. are really interests!) abnormal shoes, adding buddies, adult themes, ant hills, arm pit sweat, armies, armpits, bad salad dressing, bad words, blasphemy, blowing up eggs, blowing up shit, blue crayons, bob dole, bob hope, bondage porn, bongs, broken phones, broken windows, butts, cheap porn, cheese, cheese snacks, cheese wiz, cheeses, cheezits, clay aiken, coffee for lunch, coffin sex, cows, dairy products, dancing with cats, dancing without clothing, dead neopets, dead socks, dead spiders, dirty socks, don't worry, doorknobs, double d tits, drama queens, drunken hoes, eating fishies, eating raw pasta, eating snow, eating stuff, fat bitches, feeling me up, finger, fluffy, getting drunk, glass teeth, goats, hairspray, hobbit sex, hot hot hot, hotness, i, i fucking love it, i'm the greatest, ice cream salad, image upload, josh patnode, keanu reeves, keypads, killing random beasts, killing small bugs, kitties, knee highs, lieing, long legs, making out, masturbation kills cats, moon landings, morbid cheese, movie theaters, muffy, nudity, onion nudity, oral sex, painting houses, painting walls, panties, penis mail, people named bob, pictures of sex, porn, purple onions, rap videos, ricky martin, robert redford, rubber panties, sex, sex by choice, sex by death, sex by force, sex with bob dole, sex with you, sex with your brother, sexing the monkey, sexual muffins, sexy beards, sexy nudity, sexy stockings, shires, shoe, shoelaces, shut up already, sinful shoe laces, sleeze balls, sluts, spanking, Spanish Sleepover, stalking bob dole, stalking pets, stalking your family, stealing, stupid boys, swearing, throwing ice balls, thumbs, ugly girls, vibrators, weed, your aunt sally. Current Mood: amused (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
2:02 am	Amys shits!!!! "nice teeth want to eat"~Amy "Nice hair want to fuck"~Amy "I'm having sex in the burger king parking lot. Looking for all positions to be filled"~Amy and Jen "Can I do your dishes?"~the michael vartan picture "If by dishes, you mean my vagina"~Amy OMG blue grapefruit! :-D ~Jen and Amy "Jennifer.. possession is 9 tenths of the law" ~Jen's day "Well 1 tenth says don't question my logic" ~Jen " I can't believe she would say that in front of me. she knows i'm gonna tell everyone."~Amy Current Mood: crazy Current Music: I've never taken lessons.... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
8:35 pm	Hott! Its Jen Jen. Sitting at home, so I figured, I would update. "Cooter Carmel!"~Kristina "Everytime I listen to Kayne West, I feel 20 times blacker. That means, I'm tan when I listen to Kayne West!"~Amy "Shes a Thriller!"~Us when we see someone really nasty "Hanes Her Way, Hanes Her Way *Jazz Hands"~ Us making fun of nasty ass shit "I wish my friend Stifler was here, Hes my friend with herpes"~Some random guy "Oh well, Here's Jen, Shes our friend with Herpes"~Amy and Kristina in Response. (Not funny!;)) "Stifler Rules!"~Kristina "Amy God you're so clueless"~Jen to Amy when buying clueless, in which the cashier fell over laughing "Hugh Hefner! Double the H's, Double the herpes!"~Amy Singing late at night. "Shes a total Cucumber"~Amy making fun of people who laugh over nothing (long story) "Hey look, a car facts book. Now we can see how much her car isn't worth"~Amy on shisty cars "Taquito, you owe me 15 zero dollars. That's not even enough to pay the poor tax"~Amy lost in translation "Hes Bam Margera, and he loves to skate"~Amy after having a drink lol "is mike there" ~Mike's friend "No sorry, mikes in kenya on safari"~Jen in response "Jenaroni and Cheese"~Amy's nickname for me:) So..Theres a sign that says "In case of fire, use stairs" on the elevator. So I'm thinking to myself if you're blind, you can't really notice if theres a fire and what not... So when they go up to the brail, and read it... the blind person would only say...my quote .... "OH MY GOD...THERES A FIRE"~Jen "Get your fluffy butt over here"~Kristina "Oh my God. Thats so pottery barn!"~Amy on decorating the outside of their house "ajhjdjkfhfghdjk Likes to burrow"~Amy "What likes to burrow"~Jen in confusion "ANIMALS!"~ Amy screaming back at her "What...theres only three players, yet theres four on the board..Hmm...Maybe he got divorced and left half way through the game... SORRY!"~Amy when looking at the sorry box. AND NOW FOR THE BEST SONG EVER..... ITS CALLED "DIRTY DOGS" and its not dedicated to anyone except for us, cause its just too bitchin! I'll be on top of you Like you want me to Be on you all night long Bashing your head into my slong I'll be on top of you Cause I want to Go down all night And shit on you till the sunlight You don't care about me Thats ok go pee I'll be in your bed Dreaming of your mouth, and my head You walk like a duck so come here lets fuck Do it doggy style Work it the extra mile Bring your jabber jaw I'm gonna get hot and thaw Make me yell "yeehaw" Then yell "God bless ya'll" Stuck it up your nose I'm about to blow Cum up in your eye Just fuck don't cry Is that a tear I see Or did I just wee-wee Something extra for thee Now break out the squeegee Stupid.. haha Byebye! Current Mood: relaxed Current Music: Ryan Cabrera (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
9:56 am	Mozart Meatballs suck It's Amy, and I'm updating with some of the latest quotes! "Period."-Amy "Question Mark?"-Derek "Semi-colon!"-Amy "Yeah, because you can't handle the whole thing!"-Jen "Well at least I don't get fucked up my colon!"-Amy~One crazy night on my porch! "Hey Stephie! I love you!"~Jen at Dunkies talking to the worker we always see *Bows*-Jen "What was that for?"-Lionel Richie look alike at Dunkies "I don't know, I thought it'd be funny."-Jen "Okay! Yum Yum!"-Lionel Richie guy "Turn up the radio! Blast the Stereo now!"-Jen and I singing and dancing "Yeah...Shake your groove thing."-Derek "That's so 1977."-Amy "Yeah, I know."-Derek Derek riding his bike. "KRISTINA! Put the Black Eyed Peas back on!"~Jen yelling at my sister for turning off the music. "Now you guys, no hankie pankie."~Me scolding Derek and Jen "What's for dinner? Chicken wings? Mmm.. I'd like a bite of your chicken wing."~Jen talking to a little girl walking with take out at a stop sign. "I'm totally going to get some cornish game hen tonight!"~Jen and I talking about what fun we were going to have. "Remember when his pants fell down, and his ding ding was flying in the wind?"~Bam on the special features on the Viva La Bam DVD. "Ahh! All I can see is red! I'm sueing!"~Jen yelling at my neighbors "Seriously, laser pointers are so 1997!"~Me yelling some more. "I came from both ways. *wink*"~Dereck "It's how I roll!"~Jen like ten million times when she's drunk "I gotta pee! Let's go in your neighbors' front yard..."~Jen "I have lice!! I probably got it from you!"~Jen "No, I have herpes."~Me yelling random shit in the computer room "Yeehaw!"~Don't phunk with my heart! "Fucking huggabees!"~Yelling at stupid kids in the road "Amy, I promise, I won't do anything!"-Jen "No, no, no, no DON'T LIE!"~Me singing in response "What are you on?!"~Some lady we pranked "My hump! My hump! Everytime I hear this song I think of freaking camels dancing!"~Me "Babies is the funniest word ever. BABIIIIIIIIIIIIES!"~Me running around yelling on a drunken walk "Where's machette? I miss that damned cat."~Me talking about a random cat we see on our walks. Current Mood: awake Current Music: seductive music (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
1:51 pm	BAM! Yo niggs! Its Jen and Amy. Heres some of our lovely quotes.. More to come! “Jennifer, I’m a rebel, so don’t question my logic.” ~ Amy talking to Jen "Hey Jen.. I'm a robot..Beep bop boop da beep bop boop boop boop" ~Derek talking to Jen drunk “You’ll never believe it! I’m in London with Maurizio. Talk to him!” ~ Seth on a cucumber phone When Aries spears walked by and said “Oh, excuse me” and Jen and I looked at each other like “what the hell”? ~Best comic café show ever! After two bites of Burger King food “Fuck this…never ever again.”~ At shitty king “What’s up? It’s Saadam.” ~ Amy prank calling people “I’m gonna play neopets. I wanna blow shit up.” ~ Amy Talking to Jen “See you at the cross roads” (picture of taquito on her leash) ~ To a now dead cat on myspace “Cannablism is not funny” ~ Amy pointing a fork at dinner time “STAINED!” (at some shitty Christian concert) “Who wants some num nums? I’ve got snacks!” ~ Dane cook quote that we always say “Arf!” Seeing eye dog pressing the elevator button with it’s nose “We’re closed! We’re open!” Jen turning on and off the sign at O’laceys “Do I look like Johnny Knoxville? Tell me I look like Johnny Knoxville!”~ Our new friend at Buffalo Wild Wings “You look like you’re 10”….”ten…that would make me in 5th grade.. I did the math in my head!!!” ~ Some drunk 35 year old at Buffalo wild wings Michael Rowe’s baby picture FUCKING HYSTERICAL “Tell me I’m handsome!”~Jen’s dad “Say I take it back, Jennifer! Say I take it back!”~ Jen’s mom “Good, I love it!” ~Amy “I fucking hate cabbage!”~Kristina randomly in the quiet car “Who wants a table?!”~ Jen yelling at MSC “Captain John Stamos says, "Arrrrg!"~ Amy being silly “Jennifer! Stop singing Lionel Richie!”~Jen’s dad “Hello…is it me you’re looking for?” Singing to the Lionel Richie look alike leaving DDs “Life sucks” When Amy lost at the Game life “Cunt back whales”~ Amy’s insult to everyone Freestyling on the guitar with derrick jeters The push it song ~ Amy doing the robot on the 490 “Vulcan idiots” ~Don vito, Don vito “Abacus!!” ~ Us when we’re pissed “take that 1950's society”~ When making a point “It’s my show, my name is Sophie Lophie!” ~ Singing to Jen’s dog “This is the way I go to class ever fucking day...Mondays and Wednesdays...and sometimes now." ~ Jen at mcc “That’s some sick shit bitch!” Some kid yelling at us for throwing an orange soda soaked tampon at him “Amy you got a call from the police” ~Amy’s mom “Again? What the fuck do they want?”~ Amy “What do you want for dinner today?”~Jen “You?”~Amy “Sexy”~Jen “Yeah.. I’m a lesbian now” ~Amy “You’re a lesbian aren’t you taco?” ~Taco attacking Jen after she says that “I’m in a Malibu” ~ Jen’s stuffed animal that looks ridiculous “Its fun its fresh, its sassy, the boys love it!” ~Some random lady at the mall “Shes a fucking retardo”~ Jen making fun of morons “Hey Gorgeous come here” ~ Jen yelling at the bingo guy at the onion fest “Fuck you uncle Jesse”~ Amy about the show full house, and when we play yahtzee “Bitchin!”~ when we’re thrilled “Why do they looked so pissed” ~Jen “They want their juice Jennifer” ~Amy “One night in Holland” ~ Our rampage night “Coin Star!” ~Every night “I only have one minute left on my phone mom. If I wanted to spend that minute talking to you, I would of came home” ~ Amy telling Jen what to say to her mom, next time she comes home late. “ I want to eat out your liver with a rusty, corroded butter knife. I want it broiled in canola oil, lemon juice, and rainbow sprinkles. I want it to be slightly burny but slightly undercooked. I want to smell like two month old roadkill. I want to vomit it back up, and make a rabid chicken eat it covered in berry scented palmoive. That is how much, I love Bob Dole” ~ Amy when pretty damn insane. “Highlighting kit and condoms? Sounds like a party” ~Kristina “It sure is” ~some random kid. “Should pot be legalized?~Jen recording some kid “HELLYEAH”~ Random kid named Eric…hahaha housecatoflife: there's ashlees simpsons twin next to me StarFate22: look at her weird and just say "YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA!" then look back to your computer housecatoflife: she always is looking at me i think shes stalking me StarFate22: awesome! ASHLEY SIMPSON IS STALKING YOU! housecatoflife: that's kindof a creepy thought StarFate22: we should send the story to the tabloids! housecatoflife: i know we'd be rich! housecatoflife: and the real ashely'd be like "who the hell is amy?" StarFate22: give her picture fangs and red eyes...and have it say "She wants to eat you a lalaive" housecatoflife: that's so hot or scary StarFate22: im crazy....yeah you should look at her and go "If you want my auto want my auto biography....stalker just ask me" Amy- I love geeks, I don't know what it is. Me- Oh My God Amy me to..no wonder were twins! Amy- Seriously though people are always like "You can do better than that", but I'm always like "No I can't I love geeks" Me- ME TOO! It just seems like the guys that I like, like battlestar galactica . Amy- *dies laughing* "Wanna go on a date...you fat cow!"~ playing on myspace Current Mood: amused (3 Comments |Comment on this)