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    Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
    9:46 am
    [missi]
    happy day
    just wanted to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving
    heres some bad jokes that you may use to torture your family

    Q: why did the turkey cross the road?
    A: it was the chickens day off


    Q: What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
    A: Turkey feathers

    Q: if the the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    A: their AGE


    dont roll your eyes. i said they were BAD jokes

    besos
    melissa
    Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
    11:13 am
    [missi]
    apri
    THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!! (passing on the laugh that was passed to me)

    1. CLICK ON THE LINK ABOVE
    2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
    3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
    4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
    5. CLICK ON "APRI"




    Don't forget to click on "APRI"



    DON'T FORGET TO CLICK ON "APRI"!!!!!!!!!
    Thursday, November 11th, 2004
    10:22 am
    [missi]
    poll-flattered or insulted?
    ok so last night i'm talking with a friend of mine. she informs me that over the weekend she had a very unusual proposition.
    it seems as though she was invited to have a 3 threesome. naturally she declined, however she made a comment that puzzled me. she told me that while she would never be party to that she did find it somewhat flattering to be asked as the 2 guys that asked were good looking.
    i told her that i would not find it the least bit flattering if 2 drunk guys asked me if i'd take them both on.
    so here is the question: should a female feel insulted or flattered when propositioned to take part in a threesome?

    seriously would like to know. please comment
    Saturday, November 6th, 2004
    11:26 am
    [eyesonfire]
    Join this community!!
    Join the community!

    i_stand_tall
    Friday, November 5th, 2004
    2:59 pm
    [eyesonfire]
    My head hurts from this stupid concussion.
    It feels like ants are crawling through thte craks in my brain.
    Ew.

    I hate the feel of cardboard
    and the feel of newspaper
    and the chalkboard nails thing everyone hates. GAH makes me nervous.
    Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004
    9:52 pm
    [eyesonfire]
    Im watching A Little Princess
    It's been my favorite movie since i was like 6.

    Can you get pimples from stress? Cuz if you can, that sucks.

    I like my lime green nail polish. It goes well with my brown shirt...not.
    Friday, October 29th, 2004
    4:07 pm
    [drehgan]
    The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
    Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
    10:00 am
    [missi]
    ants
    did you know that ants dont sleep?
    Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
    3:41 pm
    [mentalanarchy]
    what is perfection?
    Monday, September 20th, 2004
    11:56 pm
    [lilpeaches3o5]
    perplexing
    if you try so hard and get so far, in the end, will it even matter?

    Current Mood: peaceful
    Saturday, September 18th, 2004
    6:54 pm
    [love_isabel]
    I don't think I could die peacefully unless it was a beautiful death.

    Current Mood: thoughtful
    Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
    11:44 pm
    [lilpeaches3o5]
    epilogue
    Written on Royal Tenenbaum's tombstone

    Died tragically rescuing his
    family from the wreakage of
    a destroyed sinking battleship

    Current Mood: content
    12:07 am
    [lilpeaches3o5]
    mom: "Wheres your father?"
    kids: "Upstairs masturbating to gay porn."
    mom: "again..."

    ~Brain Candy

    Current Mood: content
    Thursday, August 19th, 2004
    8:11 pm
    [dreamnawishaway]
    We need new members, so please check this community out. We don't care about looks, but we ask you provide a pic for the info page (we're gonna do sum'n special) Atoo_pimp we're very open minded and like lots of different thoughts/views/etc. Join NOW!!!
    Monday, August 9th, 2004
    6:26 pm
    [phantomflush]
    i think if i were in jail i might cry. then i would ask if i could have a piece of cardboard so that when i went to the bathroom i could ward off wondering eyes. or just an extra tee shirt to drape over me. hmmm yes....
    and i wonder if the ppl who make a stink in the toilet are like beaten up by the other cell mate member buddy people. cuz id be like "omg u made a stink! BEAT HER!! STONE HER!!"
    ....well no i wouldnt...
    but thats okay. i can pretend.
    i have a land of pretend.
    its where i have a My Little Pony that talks to me and my best friend is a Carebear. and we do Light Bright all day long while heating our Shrinky Dinks except the box says to have an adult help u so we sometimes cant do shrinky dinks unless mr T is around.
    Thursday, August 5th, 2004
    9:48 pm
    [possum]
    Our future is in their hands...
    Analogies and Metaphors Found in American High School Essays

    1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

    2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

    3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

    4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

    5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

    6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

    7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

    8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

    9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

    10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

    11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

    12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

    13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

    14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

    15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

    16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

    17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

    18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

    19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

    20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

    21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

    22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

    23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

    Current Mood: worried
    Current Music: The Ramones - Rock N Roll High School
    6:19 pm
    [fibonacci112358]
    this cat thing tells you fortune and sometimes 'words of wisdom' like below....so, anyway, I thought some of the things it said were pretty funny quotes :D




    Fool me once,
    shame on you.
    Fool me twice....
    ....I'll get you, bitch.

    Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!


    Don't fret: things
    will look better with
    time.
    or with alcohol

    Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!



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    Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
    5:49 pm
    [possum]
    What A Fool
    He came from somewhere back in her long ago
    The sentimental fool don't see
    Tryin' hard to recreate
    What had yet to be created

    Once in her life
    She musters a smile
    For his nostalgic tale
    Never coming near what he wanted to say
    Only to realize It never really was

    She had a place in his life
    He never made her think twice
    As she rises to her apology
    Anybody else would surely know
    He's watching her go

    But what a fool believes...he sees
    No wise man has the power
    To reason away
    What seems to be
    Is always better than nothing
    And nothing at all keeps sending him ...

    Somewhere back in her long ago
    Where he can still believe
    There's a place in her life
    Someday, somewhere,
    She will return

    She had a place in his life
    He never made her think twice
    As she rises to her apology
    Anybody else would surely know
    He's watching her go

    But what a fool believes he sees
    No wise man has the power
    To reason away
    What seems to be
    Is always better than nothing
    There's nothing at all

    But what a fool believes...he sees

    Current Mood: hot
    Current Music: The Doobie Brothers - What A Fool Believes
    Thursday, July 29th, 2004
    4:39 pm
    [chckrdshoes]
    eek
    i've been even more-so corrupted fore i have witnessed the madness of tortoise sex.

    Current Mood: silly
    Current Music: janet by the format
    Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
    8:47 pm
    [possum]
    Hey You
    "Well, only got an hour of daylight left. Better get started."
    "Isn’t it unsafe to travel at night?"
    "It'll be a lot less safe to stay here. You're father's gonna pick up our trail before long"
    "Can Loca ride?"
    "Yeah, I can ride... Margaret, time to go! Margaret, thank you for everything"
    "Goodbye Chenga"
    "Goodbye miss ..."
    "I'll be back"

    Current Mood: good
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