| this is ashley not heather... hard to believe.. |
[21 Oct 2003|09:45pm] |
i remember this one time right,
mother fuckin, Jenn Smoot's mom,
mad fuckin ugly right?
she just pulls up in this mother fuckin, shitty ass station wagon,
with a fuckin shower cap on and shit,
she was so,
she was so fuckin stupid yo for real,
she was like scared and shit.
FOR REAL!
hahahahaha. that was good.... no one knows what im talking about unless you listen to the end of FMF's wash your pillow. hahaha. and the only poeple on here are probably heather and michelle.
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[21 Oct 2003|09:17pm] |
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hell yes.. ashleys back.. well today.. okay this might be my only update for a while so ill make it count. haha.. as you can see heathers been uhh... keeping up with this... hahaha.. nice job heather..............
okay so i am a woman pimp now.. hahaha.. i just called this brad kid today right... and appearantly he wants my sexy body.. hahahaha.. and well theres bryan, ya know... and woo theres just so many more men in the world.. hahaha.. wow im hyper...
i broke my fucking bass... i dont know how or what happened to it.. but its no longer making sound.. i believe something is wrong with the pickups or the wires that connect the pickups to the umm... cable thingy. im so technical arent i?
tomorrow i believe heather, michelle and i are going........................ golfing. hahahaha. i should dress all golfy and such... okay okay so its miniture golfing but whatever.. i should bring like a whole set of clubs.. i will! i have some! yes... good idea.
red night has yet to practice since like... august. thats sad.
hamburg isnt that bad... but i miss my tulpehocken home dogs. damn. haha.. and everyone at hamburg knows me as "cape girl".. hahaha its funny shit.. i walk down the hallway and they're like "Hey! Cape Girl! Whats up?" hahaha.. good stuff.
my hair is like black now.. hmm.. im getting it cut on saturday but i dont know how so dont ask me.
i went to a show on saturday and dressed as a twinkie. it was a horrible horrible show.. basically because it was emo.. i went for the CYOA.. i swear. hahaha. anyway we moshed and i broke my finger.. at an emo concert. sad but true. im so ashamed. but yeah i made up a story while i was talking to the conan-zack, saying one time when we were talking he put his fist in my ass.. and someone was listening and it started to spread ariund soundwaves and stuff.. it was funny... i think joel believed us...
i live across the street from mickey.. aint that a pip.. who the fuck is mickey?
heather was talking to bryan on the phone. what the crap.. he talks to heather but not me.. hates me.i knew it.
alright im done. later.
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[18 Oct 2003|04:11pm] |
CYOA concert tonight. twinkie costume!! weee!!
~heather
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[13 Oct 2003|04:22pm] |
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Shyyt man, tat yakimofo that keep messin my old laydee, got to be runnin cold upside down his head, know what im sayin man, hey holmes i can dig it, that brotha aint gon pick up one on you man, i say man, so i say i wanna say, preety j i did the same ol same ol, hey knock youself a po slick the grey mata fact mofo was down i take the TCB in man, hey you know they say, you see that broad eyed bootyaka you lays her down and SLACKEM YACKEM, gold got da brotha man shyyyyt
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[12 Oct 2003|07:36pm] |
woah buddy!! yeah.. its heather here.. but here's what went on. So, I guess Ashley spent the whole weekend at michelle's. Woooo!! And bryan made out with her shoe!! i find that kind of disturbing, but hey, they like each other. whatever floatss her board. wow, that was stupid. but then.. Ashley and Michelle came to my house. Ashley invented a new sport!! Cone hopping! and she's better at drums than myself. >_< grr. i feel so pathetic. and uh.. michelle caught a butterfly and was harassing her with it. i would make fun of her for being afriad of butterflys.. but im afriad of flamingos. i dont have room to talk. and uh. what else happened? ashley can rap. that is awesome. momo!! hahah. she has cool hair, but hopefully i'll be giving her blue highlights. or purple. or green. some cool color like that. weee! umm. yeah. i think thats it. adios kids.
EMO CREW!
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[11 Oct 2003|11:45pm] |
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hiya! heather here.. again. i'm trying to make a page of all "heather posts" which at the rate i'm going.. just might not happen. how much does that stink? oh wait, im sure you all are thrilled. i feel the love up in here. i think some red night band practices might be happening this weekend at ashley's place. she'll be going to see cyoa soon. she was dead 50's and fmf on friday i think. she dyed her hair black. she still likes bryan. and momo. *rotflmao* she's allergic to leather. man.. i wish she had the internet. i dont know what to say about her. i dont live her life! i mean, yeah, i got those video cameras in her house, but that doesnt count!! please dont take that the wrong way people. -_- umm.. ashley is a 10 yr. old boy who plays bass. alright, i'll have a better post in here tomorrow. i'm going to bed. night kiddies.
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[01 Oct 2003|08:00pm] |
so..i (heather) just got off the phone with ashley after about 3? hours, and here's what i was told to put in here, along with stuff i feel like putting in here.
bryan as a bus driver bus driver. like.. "get on the bus son!" and when he turns, he just goes mad cross eyed
i pooped on the phone with her.. i had to go. michelle and bryan did it to. shut up. my first time. >_<
"you can lick it, but dont lick it to much cause you might end up licking a nut" regarding the chocolate candies with nuts in them that i shall give to bryan. but i wont let him eat them. cause id cry, cause he's allergic. and throws up and gets pain. >_< i dont want a sick bryan!! or a dead bryan!! *cries*
skin head kenny with a mullet. but he can make it into a mullet too.
oh! ashley is going to hamburg. "i think i'm going to the wrong burg" (mulenburg)
ashley, bryan, and mikey.. their names all FLOW. say 'em outloud suckahs. ashley marie wicks, bryan charles piontek, michael stephen piontek. michelle's and mine just dont flow. oh well
f to the a to the Gnut
my penis is the size of a peanut
my balls be collasul like a coconut
down with the ratchet
freakalo faggot
dick in hand
porno on the screen
girl so black, she need to get clean
up in the neddian
uhhh...
its so cold, i wanna go sleddin
i think i got that all down and correct. w00t
*waves* hiya Sean and Kurt!!
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[12 Sep 2003|06:22am] |
michael michael motorcycle
turn the key and watch him pee
if he doesn't
he is shy
turn away and let him be
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yeah, i told ashley i was going to update her thing for her, so thats what im doing. she wanted to know if there was a whole page filled with "heather posts" yet. there isn't. but i shall try to make it that way. kekeke!! ashley went to chili's tonight with michelle, mikey, and i. she seemed creeped out when mikey stared at her. ahahaha! its not even that funny. umm.. i dont know what to say. i have to go to bed. ashley is now a hamburger!! gaahh!!! (she goes to hamburg) two guys think shes hot, she found a michelle, needs to find a heather, a lot of people "like her style", and she met a crazy mexican with an afro. well, thats it. later kiddies!
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[23 Aug 2003|04:26am] |
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whad uppppppppppp???!?!? yeah.. Heather here. Ashley never updates due to lack of modem on her computer. kekek! so I told her I was going to update for her. oh yeah. bling bling yo! rockin da ice round da neck nikka!! oh snap!! i gots all trick daddy on yo ass! okay, enough of that. *scratches nose* uhh.. what can i tell you about ashley's life? uhh.. She went to see FMF on the 13th and had me offer Bryan cashews! He's allergic.. so Bryan.. if you read this.. I am sorry. She also messed up her leg in the pit, but I think she's okay. Wahoo! thats always good. *waves to Sean* erm.. hrmf.. what else can i say. oh oh! i know! today she's going to be chiznillin with michelle and i! We're going to visit Mikey at the temple car wash, then go see a comedy. Freddy vs. Jason. kekek! then go to the berkshiere mall and try to harass chat it up with Meg. i have to pee like a mofo right now. just thought id share. (*<>*) that is a CHICKEN! not boobies!! *lets out blood curling "satan's coming around the bend" type scream* ahhh.. that felt good.. man.. i gotta pee. really bad. so i'm going to stop updating this. eh, probably after the people who read this come to "heather here" you'll be on your way to do something better. i feel loved. SUCKAH!!!! too cold too cold. alright. im going now. later.
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god damn better believe. haha. errrrrrrrrrr. i miss bryan god dammit. hah. he came online for like 2 seconds and then by the time i switched over from my brothers name to mine... he was gone! grrrrrrrrr. living in a 717 area code sucks anus..
my room is almost done.. we are painting the walls now and the carpet comes the 13th. joy.
i dont know what else to say.
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[08 Aug 2003|07:11pm] |
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awww... its Bryan. i had to post it. sorry.
ok.. i feel better now. :)
why isnt he online? damn him.
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yeah hows it going kiddies? im fine thanks. haha. well ive been talking to this bryan fellow for a few days. but hes long distance and both our phone cards only have like 8 minutes on them. his had 200... but uhh.. yeah.... hah. he is a groovy kid none the less... im gonna se him tomorrow t the show. 11 bands for 8 bucks. right on. if you live in the area i advise you to go.. help frank out hes a good man. haha.
speaking of shows.. i went to one on wednesday. six21, spine belt, dead leaves, ciphilis, and another band... i think that was it.. it was decent... shawn was there and so was Ramone! yes i met ramone! haha. there werent that many peopel at first.. but when ciphilis came on a whole bunch of people came.. and when dead leaves came on.. whew.. lots of peopel came. haha. and there was like this little kid that looked about five, he was so cute. he knew every word to the dead leaves songs. i wanted to hug him. i hurt my neck head banging or whatever.. ibuprophen helps... mmmm... and ben gay. hahaha. i said ben. o yeah and Joel grabbed my ass.. i feel.. violated.. haha.
bryan made rednight a cjb adress now. so we are cool. and now im gonna make the site better cause it sucks. www.rednight.cjb.net ... thats the address. go us.
alright i think im through. END.
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[04 Aug 2003|09:39am] |
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I'm at Heathers house right now. this is groovy. hahaha. i will tell you why i am at heathers house right now.
last night i came over to heathers with michelle to practice. mikey, bryan, and some kid named derek came too. it was crazy shit. they had this one poop song recorded. bryan and i got married. say hello to the new Mrs. Piontek. michelle and her damned peer pressure was trying to get me to kiss bryan. it didnt work. hahhaha..
at midnight we called mike and told him happy birthday. we sang. yeah biatch.
then they left. michelle and heather and i went out and about stealing lawn ornaments and cones... i got a cone and one of those balls.. you know the glass ones? yeah. and we saw ryan and talked to him but we had to be quiet cause his granny was sleeping. hah.
we came back and pranked tucker and steve by calling and saying "tucker... the tuckmeister.... tuckerooni.... tuxedo... tuck man!" hahaha tucker was like "o shit... o shit.." or something liek that. hahahaha.
bryan called heathers house at like 1:00. and i just started talking to him... and i talked to him until like 7:00 in the morning.... that was crazy.. we were just talking about crazy shit and i dont know. he was like "Ashley.... I liek you." hahaha. thats funny.
then i fell asleep and i woke up at like 9:00 and michelle was gone. now im typing this shit. haha.
o yeah i dyed my hair black but it looks blue in the light. dont ask. it looks weird.
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the other day heather, michelle and i went to pizza como to see michael michael motor cycle. it was fun. hahahaha.
michelle keeps putting her nose on my shoulder. so i punched her. hahha.
she thinks bretts bed is "comfy". uhhhhhhhhhhhh. haha ewe.
gonna prctice with RN at heathers tomorrow. whoot.
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heh. michelle and i just snook up to bretts puter. we shouldnt be up here. o well....... id tell you more but the keyboards really loud.
i bought black hair dye.
monday is kurts b-day. hahahaha. ill make him a cake.
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[21 Jul 2003|10:54pm] |
check out my new backround.. its me but all trippy and such.. i like it for some reason........
ive been tlaking to mike for a long time about absolutly nothing.. haha.
my back hurts that survey took a long time.
i want a boyfriend dammit. blah.
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