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Celebrity Auditions
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The first celebrity to audition was Celebrity Mole: Hawaii winner and comedienne Kathy Griffin...
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The judges were also delighted by a visit from SNL funnyman Rob Schneider, circa 1982.
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Continuing the streak of comedians, the judges were treated to a rendition of "Chain of Fools" courtesy of Mr. Eddie Murphy.
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And finally, MadTV funnylady Debra Wilson rounded out the celebrity top 100.
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Obviously making a play for international success, American Idol 2 winner Ruben Studdard gave a glowing audition...
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...but not to be out done, original Idol Kelly Clarkson responded in kind.
Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
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Brianna does "Summertime" a la Fantasia.
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Speaking of whom, Kelly seems to have stolen Fantasia's top from disco week and let it out about five sizes.
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Okay, what the hell? Was there a sale on these things at Hot Topic or something?
Fashion Missteps
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Not a fashion thing, but what is she, seventy? You've got to be kidding me.
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She looks like a salmon in polyester; which, while a proud, Canadian fish, is probably not the look she was going for.
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God, how insanely boring. Next, on PBS, the life cycle of the honey bee, followed by a retrospective of the life of cellist Yo Yo Ma...
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Welcome to Good Burger, may I take your order?
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Donna is still bitter about not being cast as an extra for Flashdance.
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Anyone else just wanna haul off and smack this guy?
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WOO! I STILL HARBOUR RESENTMENT TOWARD MY PARENTS AND THEIR SHOVING ME INTO BECOMING AN ACCOUNTANT, SO I WEAR THESE WRISTBANDS TO SIGNIFY MY REBELLION AGAINST THEM EVEN THOUGH I STILL LIVE IN MY BEDROOM AND EAT MAC AND CHEESE ALL DAY INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GETTING A JOB OR A GIRLFRIEND OR A LIFE... THAT'S PUNK ROCK! WOO!
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It looks like Baby Spice had sex with a bulldog and their offspring got bad red highlights...
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Now THAT'S a forehead...
In Closing...
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This guy was too good not to show again...